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Natalie Smith is Tony Romo’s new girlfriend, taking the place of Jessica Simpson.

Wow, that was fast! (What was that I said earlier this week about NFL players not being able to keep their d*cks in their pants?)

Well, as it turns out, Natalie Smith may have been in the picture longer than we thought. Even though we are just learning about her, we know that Natalie and Tony have been texting and chatting for months – even while Jessica Simpson and Tony were still together.

In fact, Tony introduced Jessica to Natalie backstage during her February 6th concert. The same concert that Jessica told the crowd that Tony was “the man who loves me!”

Natalie described to Us Weekly (what is she doing talking to them already?!) what it was like meeting Jessica. “We hung out for, like 10 to 15 minutes, backstage. She was cool and nice.”

Natalie met Tony through the man who was his associate athletic director at Eastern Illinois University. She is his daughter.Sources say that the couple are not officially dating, but you can bet that’s where it is headed. Of course they aren’t going to come right out and say it now, not with the media sh*t storm that’s been going on with him.

As for Jessica, she’s been seen running and going to the gym almost daily. You kinda have to feel for her. Getting dumped the night before your birthday HAS to suck. I’m thinking maybe she and Jenifer Aniston should hook-up and say, ’screw the men’! Heh..

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Amber Rose, 26, and Chris Brown, 20, set off their own sparks this Fourth of July at the White Party thrown by P. Diddy and Ashton Kutcher.

Brown showed up with the Rihanna lookalike, Teyana Taylor, 18, who quickly realized her game wasn’t as good as Amber’s.

Amber and Chris spent a lot of time at the party together, dancing and later relaxing in the backyard on a couch.

A source told the New York Daily News: “They were holding hands and making out in the shadows She had her hand on his leg.”

Although she wasn’t happy about Chris and Amber Rose, Teyana still went with Chris to an after party at Guys. But then guess who else showed up? Yep, Amber. So once again Teyana took a backseat to Ms. Rose.

Another source says: “They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana. But he and Amber left separately.”

First of all Teyana needs to grow a spine and get over him. Chris Brown or not, she most likely does not deserve to be treated like that.

Amber Rose is just a starf**ker! She and Kanye West haven’t been doing well, and her time in the media has dwindled. I think she likes all the attention she has been given in the press and knows that if she can land herself another star she’ll be back in the limelight.

As for if she should be worried about his abusive background, I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure she could take down his wussy ass.

Who knew that Kelly Pickler and Kid Rock were dating?

Apparently everyone in Nashville.

But to the rest of us it was news. The former American Idol contestant and the rock star hooked up over a year ago.

Why is it that I actually see this one working out? In my opinion Kid’s moving on to Kellie after that whole ridiculous marriage to Pamela ‘Monster-Vag’ Anderson is a good thing. And an upgrade. Even though she is easy to make fun of, and yes, I have done it a few times, I think Kellie is a sweet girl who isn’t all about being an attention whore. She’s likable. That girl next door that you want to hate because she’s so cute, but you can’t because she is so nice.

As for Kid Rock, well, he’s a rebel but I think he is still pretty grounded. He doesn’t have that “rockstar” complex, like so many have. So that immediately makes him cool in my book.

So, this one gets my blessing!

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Last week, Megan Fox declared to the world that she was single on her overseas press tour promoting TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, rendering Brian Austin Green as a distant memory (just like he was after the original Beverly Hills, 90210 went off the air). However, the truth is out there, and it involves Megan Fox still spending ample amount of time with her ex.

Brian Austin Green was photographed leaving a restaurant with a hidden female companion (**cough**Megan Fox**cough**) over the weekend, who wanted to keep her identity concealed rather than publicly display herself to be a bit of a liar who just can’t get enough David Silver. It sucks for Brian Austin Green in that now there is no evidence that he is still banging Megan Fox, but, in the same regard, it is great for us in that now there is no evidence that he is still banging Megan Fox. No one needs to see that. It’s bad for our eyes… and I’m pretty sure it’s bad for the economy and the environment, too.

It’s no wonder Megan Fox chose to hide from this reality though. Since when did Brian Austin Green turn into white trash? The only thing missing from his ride is some crushed cans of Busch beer on the dashboard and maybe a Confederate flag hanging from the rearview. “Look, everybody… I’m having sex with Megan Fox. YEE-HAW!”

That raises the question though – if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound…? What if you are claiming to have had sex with the tree, but the tree is wearing a hat over her face, to make sure you don’t really know who she is, even though you have a pretty good idea…? I didn’t think that really counted either.

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Newly-single Paris Hilton and sister Nicky partied it up last night after Paris dumped meat-head boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

The Hilton women hit West Hollywood’s trendy My House nightclub where Cristiano Ronaldo was also partying. According to some, the two hooked up. Of course they got drunk and made out while he pawed at her.. Same old Paris mumbo jumbo.

At the end of the night (3 a.m.) Cristiano supposedly headed to Nicky’s home – where Paris was staying. Paris’ vagina was lying in wait, I’m sure. It wastes no time. It’s like a parasite that needs it’s host.

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Jason Trawick, Britney Spears’ agent, is apparently also her boyfriend.

And not only is he her agent and boyfriend, he is also one of her brother’s best friends.

Rumors have been swirling for weeks about the couple, who were seen in the Bahamas hanging out on the beach together.

A source told People magazine, “They are totally and definitely dating. Her dad loves him. He’s the best thing that happened to her.”

Well it’s a good thing daddy Spears likes him, he controls every aspect of her life!

The source adds that Jason is great with Britney’s sons. “He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.”

Hopefully Britney will find love, whether it be Jason or whomever. She deserves it. Doesn’t everyone?

Aubrey “Drake” Graham is Rihanna’s first boyfriend since splitting with Chris Brown in February.

Rihanna, 21, was spotted in New York with Drake, 22, both Saturday and Sunday night. The couple were seen kissing on numerous occasions throughout the weekend.

A source dished, “She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night. They were really cute together.”

Drake is a Canadian actor, rapper and singer. His first single “Best I Ever Had” is currently number 25 on Billboard’s Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Airplay chart.

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