Archive for the ‘Celebrity Illness’ Category

Please Tell Me This is Just a Bad Pic!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Daily Mail published this photograph of Colin Farrell, 32, looking like a manorexic barfly!

The pic was taken last weekend in Spain. It shows Colin looking terribly bony and gaunt with his eyes bugging out.

Has Colin been partying his ass off and skipping lunches or what? He looks sick, really. His clothes are just draping off him! He used to rock quite a bod, but it looks like that’s changed.

I am hoping this pic is just one of those terrible shots that the paps live for - and not proof of Colin drinking/snorting himself to death!

Whitney Houston’s Daughter Attempted Suicide?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Ok, here we go again with another National Enquirer story, but sometimes they know what’s up before everyone else.

According to Ann Davis, a family friend, Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston’s 15 year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina, got into an argument with her mother a few days before her 15th birthday (March 4th) and it got ugly.  Real ugly.

She apparently tried to stab her mother with a razor before slashing her own wrists. The incident landed her in an Atlanta psychiatric ward.

Since Bobby and Whitney have split, Bobbi has been living with her mother, much to her dismay.

That poor girl has probably seen a lot of crazy sh*t over the years. Unfortunately, she too, will probably end up with a drug problem…

Countdown to Amy Winehouse’s Death

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Photo: DailyMail

Although you wouldn’t think it would be possible for Amy Winehouse to to be in any worse condition, it is.

Winehouse went on a rampage Wednesday morning on the streets of London after a long night of drinking at the pubs and doing smack, or blow, or whatever she decided to geek out on that night.

Amy spent six hours in the bars drinking with musician pals and getting wasted. Onlookers say Amy was really messed up. A source told The Sun, “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs!”

She also wanted to play pool. But the tables were full and when a bar patron didn’t give up his table for her she hit him in the face. The victim, Mustapha el Mounmi, 27, said, “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back- she’s a woman.”

At nearly 3am Amy finally decided to head home. At some point a man tried to hail her a cab, which she didn’t take lightly. She was so out of it, she thought he was trying to grope her, which led her to head-butt the guy. Well now he’s pissed and it looks like Amy is risking arrest.

A Metropolitan police spokesperson said, “Police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23. A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue.”

But it doesn’t end there. When the junkie trainwreck got home she realized she had lost her keys (of course) and had to have friends help her break in through the garage. So now everyone knows her house is easy to get into. Heh.

Oh, Amy.

It’s not even sad anymore. It’s just disgusting. Junkies are pathetic beings. And to think she was voted top ROLEMODEL in the UK by British teens. Yikes.

Amy is going to die, folks. Yeah, I’m saying it. Look at her. Look at how much she has changed in the past two years. Her body is wasting away, her face is caving in. One of these days a fix is going to result in a dirt nap. It won’t be long.

Tick tock, tick tock…

Jessica Simpson’s Hospitalization Due to Partying or Sex?

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Star magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s March 28th hospitalization for a kidney infection was brought on by months of partying and excessive drinking.

Simpson, who has been hopping from one guy to the next since divorcing Nick Lachey, is currently dating Dallas Cowboy QB Tony Romo, who likes to party.

A source said, “She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories,” says a source. “But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.”

The source adds that Simpson and Tony have been partying hard for months and that it led to her hospitalization. It was “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” says the source. “She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”

Jessica’s infections were brought on by the drinking? Now, I’m not a doctor, but I have never heard of a bladder infection caused by drinking alcohol. However, I do know that sex can bring that sh*t on, and you know these two are going at it like mad. Jessica also requested a pregnancy test during her hospital stay.

According to Wikipedia: “A common cause of UTI is an increase in sexual activity, such as vigorous sexual intercourse with a new partner. The term “honeymoon cystitis” has been applied to this phenomenon.”

Heh. Yup. There you have it folks. Spicy’s diagnosis.

Adam Sandler Breaks His Ankle

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

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Adam Sandler broke his ankle this past weekend while playing basketball.

Even though Adam is 41 and suffered a broken ankle, he still won the game, which made him proud.

Sandler is currently working on the Walt Disney film, “Bedtime Stories“. The broken ankle will not hinder production.

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Jessica Simpson Briefly Hospitalized

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

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Jessica Simpson was hospitalized briefly following problems resulting from a kidney infection.

On Friday, Simpson was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles where she was treated.

Her spokesperson stated, “She was hospitalized for a kidney infection, but she has been released and is doing fine. A family friend added, “She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling achy and had a fever. She is so happy she is out and feeling great.”

Source

Tom Makes Katie Sick

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

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Star magazine is reporting that the strain of being married to (and controlled by) her husband Tom Cruise is finally taking a huge toll on Katie Holmes’ physical and mental state.

Eyewitnesses at L.A.’s ‘Joan’s on Third’ say she nearly fainted as she was leaving the restaurant recently. Looking pale, thin and tired, Katie exited the restaurant and headed for her vehicle.

“She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door.”

But she didn’t quite make it there before feeling light-headed and faint. At one point she leaned against a doorway to steady herself. She seemed disoriented and weak. Her bodyguard had to guide her the rest of the way to the waiting car. Apparently this is becoming a frequent occurrence with Katie, who’s been suffering from terrible headaches that make her see spots and feel faint.

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According to friends, she’s not sleeping or eating enough, nor is she taking care of herself. Top that with having a maniacal, energetic, controlling, over-achieving husband, and Katie’s cracking.

Poor Katie, it seems she has lost her identity. She’s a shell of what she used to be. It’s so sad, isn’t it? Tom probably had her brains sucked out once he got his meathooks into her. His little zombie.

I don’t care how ‘posh’ she is these days. She was rockin’ the hottness before Tom.

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Patrick Swayze Seeking Experimental Treatment for Cancer

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

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Patrick Swayze has decided to turn to an experimental procedure in hopes of treating his pancreatic cancer.

A new surgical tool called the CyberKnife is used to deliver high doses of radiation to the affected area without damaging surrounding tissue. Doctors hope that the treatment will stop the cancer from growing or shrink the pancreas enough to where it can be removed.

Swayze is receiving the treatment at Stanford University’s Cancer Center.

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