Nicole Forrester on Extra!

The stripper who claims she has sex with Josh Duhamel is back – milking her 15 minutes of fame.

This time she wants to apologize to Fergie for porking her man all night long one night in early October. She says that she feels bad now, and wishes it wouldn’t have happened. But wait a minute, isn’t she the one who came forward with the story? Why backtrack now, bitch?! For a little bit more time in the press, that’s why..

She says (oh so sincerely): “I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody’. I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it at the time like I think of it now.”

Yeah, she’s sorry now that her own 13-year-old son thinks she is a skank!

She admitted,

“My son, he went to a football game last Saturday and he was like, mom, ‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him.’”

She also dished last week that her children are getting crap about it at school. She’s not a very smart stripper, is she? Did she just think no one would recognize her on the cover of gossip rags in the supermarket? Greedy, dirty bitch.

As for being labeled a homewrecker (which she IS) she responds with something that totally contradicts her apology.

“She’s [Fergie] standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?”

Those poor kids. It HAS to suck having a whore for a mother.

(Ok, I think I found the bitch I want to box for the Celebrity Boxing Federation!)

Fergie and Josh Duhamel on their post stripper date

Is the stripper lying or is Josh Duhamel lying?

We’ve already discussed this before, and it doesn’t really matter what we think because Fergie seems to be fine with it. In public,  at least. The couple were spotted out together having dinner (photo above) and everything seemed hunky-dory. Except that Josh looked like he put the death grip on Fergie! I am not liking the body language of this pic..

Meanwhile, the dirty, busted face stripper has dished more details about the night she and Joshy were supposedly together. She says they watched porn, had sex, fell asleep, and throughout the night Josh kept waking her up for more. She says at one point she asked him if he was Fergie’s husband and he replied: “You know what you know.”

I really don’t want to believe he did this, but something tells me he did the nasty. Literally. Because that girl is nasty, in every sense of the word. And bitch looks like Cindy Brady!

So, Smackaholics, do you think Josh is innocent or guilty as charged? And do you think his marriage to Fergie will survive the scandal?

Eddie cheating again already?

Eddie Cibrian is already cheating on LeAnn Rimes, according to a report by Life & Style magazine.

Cibrian and Rimes both left their spouses after starting an affair while filming Northern Lights together, but just as we figured, the cat has already begun to stray again!

A source tells L&S that Eddie not only cheated on his wife with LeAnn, but also an aspiring 24-year-old actress named Scheana Marie Jancan. Things cooled off with Scheana for a bit, but apparently have heated up once again. The couple were spotted together on October 21st at 1:00 AM. The source adds: “He told her he’s only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon.”

Shocking! Haha, not. Who didn’t see this coming a mile away!? Who’s the dumdum here? You are, LeAnn!

Josh Duhamel is denying reports that he may have slept with a skanky stripper while away from his wife in Atlanta.

The stripper, Nicole Forrester, sold her story to the National Enquirer for $20,000, but says that the magazine threatened to publish the story with or without her involvement. So like a good little stripper she opted to take a lie detector test (which she claims she passed), tell of she and Josh having “lots of sex” and pocket the $20k.

But now she is having regrets about telling her “story” because, she says, her kids didn’t know she was a stripper! The brainy act mom says that she has two children, both old enough to know better (daughter 10, son 13), who are now aware of her occupation.

Nicole says her son especially wants her to quit what she is doing. 

“My son’s like: Mom are you doing anything different now? He doesn’t want me to do this anymore. He doesn’t want me to dance and I feel like I can’t dance. I feel like people are just looking at me. It’s just bad. It’s just an uncomfortable situation with my children and all their friends know.”

“I’m never gonna dance again, guilty vadge, I’ve got no jizm…” STFU, bitch, you aren’t going to get any sympathy from me.

Poor little stripper. Decided to have her name and face plastered all over just to make a quick buck and gain a little notoriety while her children end up suffering the consequences. Didn’t she think of this before she decided to come out with this ridiculous story? Of course not, the syphilis is eating her brain! Ok, ok, enough stripper bashing, it’s too easy.

So anyhow…

Both Josh AND Fergie’s reps are freaking out about this rumor and are adamantly denying that Josh had sex with the bimbo. Like they know..pfft.

Duhamel’s publicist was quoted as saying: “This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity. This story is absolutely ridiculous.”

Fergie’s publicist agrees: “These allegations are nonsense.”

We’ll probably never know the truth here, but odds are, bitch is lying. Strippers will do anything, yes, damn near anything, for money. If they will give a BJ for $20 – imagine what they’ll do for $20k.

Josh Duhamel and the stripper

A stripper is claiming Josh Duhamel cheated on Fergie with her, after meeting him, of course, at a strip club.

According to the National Enquirer, the stripper, Nicole Forrester of Atlanta, supposedly took a polygraph test to confirm her story.

So this is what she claims went down. She met Josh a few weeks ago at the all-nude club, Tattletales Lounge, where she is employed. Duhamel was apparently in the area shooting the film, Life As We Know It, and stopped by the club with a friend. He told her his name was J.D. and get this, that he was in town to make a porn flick! If he seriously said that, O.m.g. Fergie, RUN!

Anyway, Josh and the stripper complimented each other saying how hot the other one was, then they drank a little, blah, blah blah, and next thing you know she’s giving Josh a 100% nude lapdance.

They swapped numbers and Joshy went on his way. That is, until October 9th when they reunited. He asked her to come over to his swanky $820 room at the St. Regis for some adult fun. You can guess the rest of the story.

If the story is true, then Josh probably paid her, and she immediately afterwards went running to the Enquirer for more $$$. Sheesh, talk about a wh*re! But whether or not it’s true, it’s sure to put a strain on the newlyweds marriage, and that’s too bad. Let’s hope it’s not true, for Fergie’s sake!

Brooke Hundley, Steve Phillips [photos]

ESPN’s baseball analyst Steve Phillips has been suspended for a week after having an affair with Brooke Hundley, 22.

Hundley also worked for ESPN and was Phillips’ mistress throughout the summer of ‘09. But when he recently dumped her, she went psycho on him and his family. Wreaking havoc and frightening his family. Boiled bunnies, anyone?

This crazy bitch told Steve’s wife, Marni Phillips, about the affair, down to small details. She wrote a letter to Marni introducing herself saying she is, “not just some girl he has sex with in parking lots,” and that her feelings for Steve are true. She then tells of sex romps in hotels, sexual text messages and even says, “Steve has a big birthmark on his crotch, right above his penis, and one on his inner left thigh,” so Marni knows she really has been intimate with her husband. What’s even scarier is that Brooke also talked about all the couple’s four children. [Read the letter here.]

After she dropped the letter off, she crashed her car into a stone column as she was erratically leaving the couple’s home.

Steve Phillips was a GM for the Mets a few years back an admitted to multiple affairs during his time there. One of the women ended up suing him for sexual harrassment.

So, what does he have to say for himself? Read his statement to police here.

Steve claims he never shared information about his children with Brooke, and insists that she must have “stalked me or bugged my home,” to get the information about his sons. He also details Brooke stealing the identity of one of his son’s classmates and corresponding with the son, via Facebook, over an extended period of time.

You can also read Marni’s police statement here. That poor woman told police, “Needless to say, as a mother with four young sons, I am terrified. I fear for the safety and well being of my sons, and myself.”

Way to blow your marriage, Stevie. You notice this is happening more and more lately? Affairs are turning ugly in the sports world. So many men in this field have rampant affairs. And lots of them. They don’t think about the consequences. Especially when you’re a big honcho like Steve. You have a lot to lose. And it looks like he has lost his wife and family. Oh yeah, and his home. Once news of his affair broke, Steve deeded the couple’s mansion to his wife. His wife is divorcing him.

ESPN has suspended Steve for one week due to the scandal. Whoa, way to be hard on him, ESPN.

Lindsay Lohan and slimeball serial cheater Balthazar Getty were spotted sneaking into the back door of WeHo nightclub, Voyeur.

The two were “all over each other,” at a table right out in the open, despite Getty still being married.

Last July it was reported that Getty’s wife, Rosetta, was “humiliated” by her husband’s affair with Sienna Miller. And rightfully so. He was photographed with her numerous times, kissing her, touching her bare breasts (she was topless in 99.9% of the photos) and rolling around on the beach with her. However, Balthazar and Rosetta never divorced. She left the country and took her children with her, and the marriage, from what I know, remains in limbo.

Then there is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson who have been on the outs for, like, ever. Lindsay has an insatiable sex drive and has been around the block let’s just say. I can totally see these two hooking up. Kinda like that Calum Best guy, total dirtbag coke freak. Lindsay always goes for the gutter rats.

Rosetta needs to get a good lawyer and drop this loser. Or maybe she is smarter than we think and is carefully “taking care of things” before she leaves…

Brandi Glanville and estranged husband Eddie Cibrian

Brandi Glanville, the wife of Eddie Cibrian, is speaking out about her estranged husband’s affair with country singer LeAnn Rimes.

Brandi stood by her husband after months of speculation that Eddie and LeAnn were having an affair. Now, after Eddie and LeAnn were spotted together many time throughout the weekend, Brandi is having her say on the issue.

Eddie and LeAnn had quite a lovey-dovey weekend. They attended a Kings of Leon concert together and were spotted golfing. No more hiding their relationship. They are out in the open.

Glanville, who was married to Eddie for eight-years and has two children with him told People magazine: “He’s just somebody I don’t know. . . I don’t understand. You think you know one thing and you wake up and it’s all been a lie.”

She says it has been difficult for her family, and she still isn’t sure how to explain the sitution to her young sons, Mason, 6, and Jake, 2.

“They know that daddy is at work all the time. That’s what I tell them. When he does come home it is surprising for them and they are very happy.”

But she isn’t happy. She is devastated that the man she loved just up and left her for a younger woman. “I’m just like, ‘You know what? You’re not the man I married.’ ”

She says she has even spoke to LeAnn a couple of times recently (which I’m sure wasn’t pleasant!) and says she told her: “He’s all yours.”

Glanville adds that she is anxious to begin the divorce proceedings and that she has absolutely no intention of taking her husband back. “There is one side of him that I absolutely love and always will,” she notes, “but that side of him is not the side I’m divorcing.”

Good for her. Eddie is crazy. His wife is gorgeous, beautiful. LeAnn still looks like a caterpillar-eyebrowed 14-year-old. She is so not glamorous, in any way! And you know that Eddie is going to up and leave LeAnn once the thrill is gone there as well. Some little hoochie will throw herself at him when he is out of town or whatever, and he will act upon it. I promise you that.  Then ‘little Miss caterpillar brows’ will be left on her own, without a fricking clue as to what went wrong. And she’ll deserve it!

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Ali Kay, the fiancee of Alex von Furstenberg, may have led former NBA star Reggie Miller on in a bizarre love triangle.

As we reported yesterday, Ali’s fiance Alex has been left reeling after Reggie text messaged and pursued his fiance repeatedly.

But TMZ is reporting today that Reggie is fighting back, saying he wasn’t the only one doing the flirting. And he has some proof to back up his claims . . . racy photos that Ali allegedly sent him via her cell phone.

It is believed that Alex hired an airplane last weekend to fly over Southern California beaches with a banner that read, “Reggie Miller Stop Pursuing Married Women.” The two men have been at odds for some time, even fighting through their attorneys.

But now it seems Alex may be fighting a losing battle. Especially if Ali is sending Reggie these pics of herself. They aren’t even married yet. Maybe Alex should kick that bitch to the curb and let her be. It’s only the chase that Reggie is interested in. Let him have her, then he’ll be done with her and move on to the next.