Ok. I wasn’t going to post anything about the gross sex tape of Gene Simmons and some dumb whore who is a spokesperson for an energy drink that he endorses. But I can’t help it.

(If you haven’t seen the clips Drunken Stepfather has all the goods here.)

First of all, what chick, in her right mind, would pork such a repulsive, arrogant, a**hole pig? If you have seen his reality show on A&E, “Gene Simmons: Family Jewels”, you know what I am talking about. I liked the show the first season, but by the second I had grown tired of Gene talking about money and watching Shannon spend it.

And his kids? Oh my gosh. Can you imagine? They probably found out about the tape through friends or the internet… I mean, why is it I picture Sophie crying about it? Poor thing is what, 14? and has to deal with the world knowing her dad stuck his d*ck in some stupid tramp. Nice job, Gene.

Now let’s not pretend this has never happened before, it’s just never been so public. Shannon had to have known what she was getting into when she hooked up with him many years ago, and should be smart enough to figure out why Gene won’t marry her. Or is she?

Now, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…

As for the tape, what an embarrassment! Is it just me, or does the chick not seem down with kissing Gene? Isn’t that weird? She turns her head away from him everytime he attempts to kiss her. You’d think any groupie slut would kiss him, so what’s this chick’s deal? Strictly f*cking and no kissing - smells like a hooker to me.

And what’s up with Gene’s pants? Didn’t have time to take them off? They are wrapped around his ankles like he’s going to run the hell out of there as soon as his mission is accomplished. Doesn’t that hinder performance?

Regardless, he is nasty, the bitch is nasty and I can guarantee you, whatever ass Shannon is getting on the side is better than that old washed up rock star with the little peepee.

TMZ caught the recently rehabbed Mary Carey outside Mr. Chow last night and we are happy to report that she is still sober.

Mary talked with the paps about the Daniel Baldwin incident on ‘Celebrity Rehab’ in which he text messaged her dirty messages and asked where he could buy her X-rated films.

The day after, he asked her to keep it quiet, since he is a married man. Instead, she came forward with the information to fellow rehabbers and to Dr. Drew. His wife found out about it and has since called Mary.

Check out the video to hear Mary describe the incident as well as profess her love for Britney Spears..

Tony Parker is suing paparazzi site X17 for publishing what might be fake text messages and information from the mistress who says that she slept with the NBA star.

X17 is known for taking upskirt shots of celebs, the umbrella incident with Britney, and many more instances of celebrity intrusion.

Well, Tony Parker isn’t going to have it and I say YOU GO! Parker is suing the paps website for $20 million dolllars.

Alexandra Paressant told X17 that she has sex with Parker after he was married to Eva Longoria, and while he was staying in Paris.

Parker has strongly refuted the claims, and has filed suit. Parker’s legal team claims, “X17 had to know that the story was false, or, at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source.”

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Tony Parker’s attorney is fighting claims made by a model, Alexandra Paressant, who says she had intercourse with the NBA star.

Stanton “Larry” Stein of the firm Dreier Stein & Kahan stated, “Tony adamantly and unconditionally denies ever having laid eyes on this woman, let alone having had an affair with her. The allegations of the supposed affair are entirely false and fabricated.”

He added that he would “pursue all legal remedies against those making such false accusations.”

Parker, who wed Eva Longoria earlier this year, denies all claims made by the model. Longoria, who hasn’t wavered from her man, says she has faith that her husband hasn’t strayed.

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A model is claiming that she and Tony Parker had a fling that lasted for days while he was in Paris.

Alexandra Paressant, 25, says she was a guest at the Parker/Longoria wedding on July 7th and that Tony was giving her ‘the look‘. Later in the evening they met through a mutual friend.

Paressant says that it was on September 29th, while Parker was in Paris, that he sent her sexually explicit text messages and phone calls.

They had sex at the Park Hyatt Hotel for multiple nights until he left to head back to San Antonio.

“We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne.”

She added that Tony said he felt pressured to marry Eva because “everybody has to get married at a point, but [for him] it is still time to enjoy life.”

The model doubts that Eva caught on. “I don’t think she knew about it. She seems quite jealous.”

Eva refuses to believe that her husband has cheated on her. Publicly, at least. She released a statement saying, “Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.”

Paressant also claims that she and Parker spent time together in San Antonio as recent as October 29th.

During Eva and Tony’s engagement rumors swirled of Eva cheating on Tony with Mario Lopez. Payback? A total fabrication on behalf of the ‘model’? Who knows. I think marriage is doomed no matter what.

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1. Which reality star turned rocker recently had major work done after a minor weight loss? Following in the footsteps of her plastic surgery-addict mother, the young starlet got her tummy tightened and her breasts lifted..
2. Which pint-sized cable hit actor has major depression issues? “He has to speak to his mommy every morning because nobody on his show likes him,” said our tipster.
3. Which hotel in a European fashion capital — the one where all the top editors stay — has a prejudiced manager who is worried that his establishment is getting “too Jewish and too gay”? One flamboyant guest was told to tone down his gym attire; gay-friendly films have been taken off the in-house movie system, and an insider says the manager is privately anti-Semitic.
4. Big day for cheating. But probably the biggest was this married former A list award winning actor, and now a B lister with A list name recognition. Got back to his hotel the other night and was feeling a little lonely without the missus who is also an actress around so he dialed up some strippers for his room. Two came to the room and spent most of the night there. Don’t know if there was sex involved or just a show.
5. This absolute stunner of a B list film actress looked even more gorgeous the other night in her full length evening gown. What didn’t look so good was her doing line after line of coke in the restroom, and then falling down on said restroom floor right in a puddle of water. The $10,000 dress was ruined which didn’t make the designer happy either.
6. This washed out female singer has been suffering from the drug abuse flu and a breakup with her wandering eyed actor boyfriend.

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Alex Rodriguez and wife Cynthia are having another baby.

Through the rumors of infidelity and stripper girlfriends, A-Rod’s wife stuck with him…and is probably getting anything she wants at this point.

The couple already has a two-year-old daughter. Cynthia is due next spring.

Rodriguez told People.com,

“Cynthia and I are overjoyed to announce this addition to our family. We realise what a special gift children are, and feel very blessed to welcome our second child.”

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