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For all of you who adore Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer together, I’m sorry..

I am just not buying that this couple is going to get married and squirt out some big nosed little pimps anytime soon. Or ever!

Ok! is reporting that the couple have plans for a Fall wedding.

Being as Jen was married once already and had quite the elaborate ceremony, she’s supposedly planning a very small, intimate setting this time around. BFF Courteney Cox and family would attend, of course, with Coco as the flower girl.

Then Star magazine takes it a step further and says that Jen and John are already planning for babies!

The publication claims that John and Jen are convinced the other is “the one” and that Jen feels now is her time to shine.

A source told the magazine that Jen would love Brad to see her holding her baby on magazine covers – instead of the other way around. Now there’s a great reason to have a baby – retaliation!

Anyhow, I am not buying any of it. Let’s see if they make it until next month first…

Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan and lesbian lover Samantha Ronson are talking marriage.

NOTW is reporting that Lindsay and Sam plan on officially ‘coming out’ at a private ceremony in Los Angeles later this year and there they will exchange vows to become lifelong partners.

The event will be thrown by Lindsay’s attention starved mother who plans on inviting all Lindsay’s close friends and family. A source dishes,

“Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year. Lindsay’s new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s around then. They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life— so they want to make their romance public.”

Lindsay is supposedly set to don a white Chanel mini-dress, and Ronson, the more masculine of the two, is considering wearing a groom’s black suit topped with a black top hat.

The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak are finally free to talk about their relationship and engagement after the season finale aired last week.

Is it a match made in heaven? It certainly seems to be!

Jesse dished to People magazine,

“It’s like this weight off your chest. She was able to go out and do press but I was just locked in a house, losing my mind [and] wanting to tell all my friends that I was engaged to the hottest woman alive!”

After the finale, the couple celebrated by going out to a nice dinner. The server immediately knew the couple and told them they had ruined the finale because she hadn’t gotten around to watching it yet.

Jesse says that he can’t believe how many people recognize him these days.

“I would have never have thought that random people would know me. It’s a trip and it’s awesome and there’s no one I would rather share it with than her.”

The couple plan to marry exactly a year after they were engaged, May 9th, 2009. When asked if there may be children in their future Jesse replied, “We want to have kids before we’re 30, but we’re working on getting married. Then we’ll work on the bambinos!”

As for wedding plans, we know that DeAnna wants the main color to be brown, Jesse wants cheesecake and suits instead of tuxedos. Besides obvious friends and family, all contestants on the show will be invited.

I wonder if Jeremy or Jason will show?

Hopefully not Jeremy! He might do one of those, “I object” things that you only see in movies. I still can’t believe he came crawling back after being dumped. He practically begged to come back on the show.

I feel the same way his competitors felt about him.  Jeremy is a “winner” and is used to taking the trophy home, I think it was more a blow to the ego than a blow to the heart when he was let go.

So anyhow, stay home Jeremy.

On another note, Jesse and DeAnna look adorable in that pic at a recent Dodgers vs. Marlins game in L.A. He finally tamed that crazy hair!

Samantha Ronson might not make as much coin as her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, but that’s not stopping her from treating Linds like her queen.

Samantha, 30, bought Lindsay a $22,000 Cartier diamond ring for her birthday. Holy bling!

The Mirror is claiming that Lindsay actually ‘came out’ during her 22nd birthday party last weekend, saying, “I just wanna live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person that I care about. And my family.”

Not exactly a major coming out, but certainly a hint at their relationship’s status.

Reportedly, the ring isn’t an engagement ring, but somewhat of a gift in appreciation of Lindsay’s affections.

Patrick Swayze isn’t letting pancreatic cancer keep him down.

Back in March rumors swarmed that Swayze may only have five weeks to live. That was twelve weeks ago.

Swayze, 55, says his body is responding well to the experimental CyberKnife treatment at Stanford University Medical Center. The CyberKnife delivers high doses of radiation to the cancer in his pancreas without damaging surrounding tissue.

Patrick and his wife, Lisa Niemi, have been keeping busy, enjoying life to the fullest. This weekend they attended a Lakers game and the couple celebrated Lisa’s birthday on Monday. They also recently renewed their marriage vows on their New Mexico ranch.

Patrick released the following statement to People magazine:

“Thought I’d give you guys a little update. Lisa and I have been back and forth from New Mexico enjoying the arrival of spring and new baby calves. This past weekend, we spent a fun time with friends in Reno for Lisa’s birthday, where I took her jewelry shopping at Kenny G & Company and (we) were able to find her something really special and much deserved! In the meantime, I am continuing treatment at Stanford and the great news is I continue to respond well.”

Cancer is just so terrible. I, as many of you, have lost a loved one to cancer and damn, it is really awful. Sometimes death comes so quickly – and other times it doesn’t happen fast enough. Either way, it is a really terrible way to die, and it is incredibly difficult on families.

I wish Patrick and his wife the best. I think they are very fortunate to be able to spend quality time together as they have been doing.

They are a shining example to Hollywood as to what true love really is.

Next month the couple will celebrate their 33rd wedding anniversary.

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You’ve probably already heard the news, Scarlett Johansson, 23, and Ryan Reynolds, 31, are engaged.

No wedding date has been set yet – apparently they aren’t in any rush to get to the alter. Scarlett specifically. Which, good for her, she’s a bit younger and I think it’s a great thing she doesn’t want to rush into it. Too bad everyone isn’t like that. :cough: Pam Anderson :cough:

Anyhow, a source told Ok! magazine, “Scarlett doesn’t want to get married anytime soon. So expect it to be a long engagement.”

“She has said time and time again that Ryan is the one who she wants to spend the rest of her life with.”

It will be the first marriage for both.

“We were in love before anyone even knew we were together. We have known each other for a long time, and I’ve always known the real Paris. I always knew that she was like…wife material or serious girlfriend material.You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, I’m in love! But your fans would probably make fun of you.”

- Benji Madden thinks he and girlfriend Paris Hilton will eventually marry.