Penelope Cruz Javier Bardem

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to reports from New York Daily News.

The power couple, who have been dating since 2007, are trying to keep it under wraps, but sources say that the rumor is indeed true. Some speculate that Cruz may be trying to appease her devoutly Catholic parents who haven’t been too pleased with all the pregnancy rumors floating around about their daughter.

Cruz and Bardem originally met back in 1992 while filming, “Jamon, Jamon”. Immediately there were sparks. The couple had an intense but short lived relationship. They were reunited in 1997’s “Live Flesh,” but it was while filming Woody Allen’s “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” that they resumed their love affair.

Congratulations to the very beautiful couple!

Chris Noth, Tara Wilson

Chris Noth, a.k. Mr. Big, and girlfriend Tara Wilson are engaged to be married.

Noth, who met Tara while she worked at his New York bar, the Cutting Room, broke the news to Entertainment Tonight Canada in an interview on Sunday. The couple have been together since 2004 and have a son, Orion, 1.

Hearts around the world were heard breaking. The real Mr. Big is officially off the market, dolls!

Rosa Acosta is a model from the Dominican Republic

Soulja Boy is reportedly engaged to Rosa Acosta, but is doing his best to keep it under wraps.

MediaTakeout says that a very reliable source (and also a celebrity) told them that the rumor is true and that Soulja Boy and Rosa were engaged last week. Check out Rosa’s HUGE ring in the photo below.

Rosa has appeared in Smooth magazine and has been in numerous rap videos.

You find her on Twitter here.

Khloe Kardashian is getting married to Lamar Odom

Khloe Kardashian and LA Lakers star Lamar Odom are getting married after only 6 weeks together!

A source told US Weekly: “Khloe and Lamar want to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the season starts up. They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next few weeks so they can get married and have a honeymoon.”

Sister Kim Kardashian says that she thinks Khloe and Lamar make a great couple. “They’re very, very happy. They are literally inseperable. Khloe thinks he’s amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly.”

Wow, that was quick! After Kourtney got pregnant we would have thought she was going to be the first married Kardashian sister, but not so. I don’t really get why they think they must rush out and get hitched after only being together a month and a half! Although I do have a friend whose parents married on their first date and are still together 40 years later. But still, in Hollywood, odds are against you!

Bad move, Khloe, don’t rush it, sister!

Alyssa Milano was married this weekend to Hollywood agent and boyfriend of three-years, David Bugliari.

The couple met in 2006 and were engaged last December.

The wedding took place at the groom’s family estate in New Jersey. Alyssa, 36, wore a gorgeous Vera Wang gown and held a bouquet of lily of the valley flowers. She walked down the aisle to John Lennon’s “Imagine.”

The reception was nature themed and somewhat low-key. The outdoor party was decorated with rattan furniture, wrought iron chandeliers and tents with wood flooring. Hay bales were used as cocktail tables and dinner was served on wooden farmhouse style tables.

Alyssa says the decor represented her family values. “My Italian family still eats Sunday dinner together every week. We wanted to capture the same feeling with people passing around beautiful bowls of food and talking and laughing.”

This will be Milano’s second marriage. She was briefly married to singer-songwriter Cinjun Tate in 1999.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy got engaged this weekend onstage at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach Saturday night.

Kennedy was doing stand up for the crowd when he pulled Hewitt onstage and proposed to her. He got down on one knee and asked her to marry him. Of course the crowd went wild and gave the couple a standing ovation.

Jamie didn’t have a ring, but Jennifer didn’t seem to mind.

Jennifer called off her engagement to Scottish actor Ross McCall back in January. Do you think it will stick this time? Jen does seem a bit fickle and has been linked to a slew of men over the past few years..

UPDATE: Gah, you never can trust the New York Post and their stories, I swear.  Anyhow, Jennifer’s publicist is denying the engagement saying,  “There is no truth to the report.”

So maybe it was all just a big joke. A big dumb one that no one cares about..

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Victoria and David Beckham celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary on the North Island paradise of the Seychelles.

David sure has some womanly legs! And Victoria’s funbags looks a million times better than those rock hard grapefruits she had before.

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Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers is engaged to his girlfriend of two years, Danielle Deleasa.

She excitedly accepted . . .  over and over.

“She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row,” said Jonas, who met Danielle, a former hair stylist, in the Bahamas in 2007.

Jonas, 21, proposed Wednesday morning after flying in from Vancouver after a show. He says he was distracted at Tuesday night’s performance knowing that he was about to propose. Once he got to Jersey he showed up on her doorstep and popped the question.

When the couple met Danielle had no clue who the Jonas Brother were. (Do you believe that one?)

Kevin’s father, Kevin Sr. released a statement regarding his oldest son’s wedding plans: “Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle for her hand in marriage,. Her answer was yes, and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us, and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our family’s celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support.”

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Anna Faris split town this weekend for Maui, eloping with her new husband Chris Pratt, who feels it is quite okay to prance his fat ass around the beach wearing American flag boyshorts. I’m pretty sure that’s not what they meant by all-inclusive when The Kidd booked his vacation.  After seeing this display, it’s enough to make me look into Canadian citizenship… or at least Communism.

For those of you looking for a way into Anna Faris’ heart, consider your hopes and dreams crushed. You just didn’t have what it took.  Or maybe you did have what she was looking for; you just never thought in a million years that a beer gut, a sense of style somewhere between Kid Rock and a redneck stripper, and being severely unattractive would be enough to seal the deal.

Somehow, I get the feeling that one of the Wayans brothers is in on this, laughing in the background while making fart jokes, as he tries to force me to pay 10 bucks to watch this whole thing play out. That would explain the gross scene that just ran through my head of these two having sex, and let’s just say it involved a lot of mayonnaise, some Cheese Whiz, and plenty of bratwurst… and that was just him eating before the foreplay even started.

At least in marrying this guy, we can rest assured that Anna Faris is still pretty funny… which is more than we can say for THE HOUSE BUNNY…

Zing!

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