Mike Tyson, 42, married girlfriend Lakiha Spicer, 32, in Las Vegas last weekend.

The couple wed Saturday night around 10 p.m. at the Las Vegas Hilton wedding chapel after obtaining a marriage license at the county courthouse. They arrived via a chapel limousine.

Owner of the La Bella Wedding Chapel, Shawn Absher, confirmed the news.

This is Tyson’s third marriage.

Lakiha has been comforting Tyson since the tragic death of his 4-year-old daughter, Exodus Tyson, who was accidentally hanged by a treadmill cord only two weeks ago.

I know many of you despise Mike, but I absolutely adore him. Yeah, he was a big animal when he was young. He was fierce and he was mean. But he’s just a fat old man now.With lots of scars, physical and emotional. The guy has had a really tough life. I guess I can relate to him.

So I guess my point is, don’t be so quick to hate on Mike. Sure, he has a bit of a past, but he’s most certainly human. I think life has humbled him a bit.

I wish him the best in his new marriage. Hopefully it will bring him the comfort he needs at this time.

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Sean Penn and Robin Wright have reconciled yet once again.

According to court documents, Penn is now asking that his legal separation case be dismissed.

Back in December 2007 the couple started divorce proceedings only to call them off four months later. It appears this is the case once again.

The couple were married in 1996.

So, do these two fight a lot – or is Sean catting around and Robin is putting up with it?

Bizarre…

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Cynthia Nixon and girlfriend Christine Marinoni are engaged to be married!

Nixon, 43, showed off her engagement ring at a rally supporting gay marriage in New York Sunday. She told the New York Post, “It’s time already.”

Where do they plan on getting married? “In an ideal world, we’d like to in New York, when it becomes legalized,” she said.

The Sex and the City actress was married for 16 years to photographer Danny Mozes before meeting Christine, an education activist, in 2004.

In May 2007 Nixon talked about her sexuality in a candid interview.

“I never felt like there was an unconscious part of me around that woke up or that came out of the closet; there wasn’t a struggle, there wasn’t an attempt to suppress. I met this woman, I fell in love with her, and I’m a public figure. In terms of sexual orientation I don’t really feel I’ve changed. I’d been with men all my life, and I’d never fallen in love with a woman. But when I did, it didn’t seem so strange. I’m just a woman in love with another woman.”

Congratulations to the new couple!

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Just a year after they separated , Pink and Carey Hart and back together and more in love than ever.

Friends say the couple have even been talking about renewing their wedding vows this summer. “They want to have a ceremony at their house in Malibu on the beach at sunset. It will take place in early summer and will be very simple and small, with just their family and a few close friends.”

A friend of Carey’s ads, “They are very happy and spending a lot of time together. They broke up because of their busy careers, but they never stopped loving each other. They’ve always had a bond, but they needed time apart to realize that they wanted to continue their marriage.”

I actually love these two together and was totally shocked when they split. Congrats!

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Pamela Anderson and designer pal Richie Rich hinted to guests during a party in Miami last weekend that Pam might be engaged…again.

Flamboyant Rich bragged to partygoers that he was working on a wedding dress for the aging sex kitten. Anderson is dating scuba diver Jamie Padgett.

This would be the fourth wedding for Anderson. She has been married to rockers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, and playboy Rick Salomon.

And like with every relationship Pam gets into, she says her boys, Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 10, love Jamie. Of course she says this about every single guy she has been linked to, so this is no different. Those kids probably never even get to know who their mom is with, she rotates her men so quickly.

Like a broken record, she says for the umpteenth time, “They just like that Mummy’s happy, we’re all happy.”

Methinks she is completely oblivious to what/who her children like. I’m not saying she doesn’t love them, because I know she does, fiercely. However, she is in denial that her lifestyle doesn’t affect them.

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Now maybe we know where Heidi Montag gets the whole attention whore thing from.

Her mother.

Anytime a parent pulls a Michael Lohan (a.k.a. goes running to the media about their kid’s problems) I get suspicious. The latest parent to do so is Heidi’s mother, Darlene Egelhoff, 46.

One good thing about this woman – she can’t stand Spencer Pratt either.

She says,

“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi. I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.”

Ok, now who’s doing the drugs, lady? Let’s not get carried away here, these two are like peas in a pod.

Anyhow, she continues, “Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life. I’ve been honest with Heidi, and it’s caused our relationship to decline. I’m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I’m confident the marriage won’t work out.”

Momma goes on to say that before good ol’ Spenc came into their lives she and Heidi were inseperable.

“She was my Velcro, always attached to me. I want the best for my daughter – and he’s definitely not it.”

Yeah, when kids grow up they usually don’t hang out with their parents very much. Sounds like mom is jealous. Maybe because Heidi was her meal ticket – or maybe because she just hates Spencer that much.

She doesn’t stop there with her Spencer bashing. “I think Spencer wants to possess Heidi more than marry her. God says love your enemies, but I never expected it to be my son-in-law.”

When asked how long she expects the marriage to last she says bluntly, “Six months. I think it’s the biggest mistake Heidi’s ever made.”

So as it turns out, the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt wedding wasn’t as spontaneous as they would have liked us to believe.

Duh!

Cameras were in tow as the couple eloped in Cabo San Lucas, and also have been following them during their honeymoon.

Executive producer Liz Gately confirms, “MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation. Fans will be able to see the exclusive footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlywed’s relationship as it plays out in real life.”

Anything and everything is marketable to these two. If they ever have a kid, that child will be pimped out to the media, not to mention the actual birth being recorded and sold on DVD.

But let’s not think about them procreating. Because if ever there were an evil spawn..

Heidi Montag and longtime boyfriend Spencer Pratt eloped in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on November 20th.

I’m sure you’re elated..

What Spencer said to Heidi as they exchanged vows,

“Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”

He sure lays it on thick. That boy is whipped. He knows without her he would be a big fat nothing – and there would be no more Us Weekly covers..

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Who knew Corey Haim could find someone who would love him for who he is. A washed-up junkie who just can’t seem to get it together.

Tiffany Shepis, a B-list (at best) horror actress, met Haim twelve years ago on the set of “Fever Lake.” The couple were reunited at a horror movie convention recently. They have announced that they plan to marry next year. If they make it that long..

Haim’s official web site reads, “A big mazal tov goes out to Corey — he is getting married!! The lovely lady is Tiffany Shepis! The wedding has been set for May 9, 2009!”

As for the lovely lady’s website, it’s a fantasy site where she promises to make your wildest dreams come true, via a personal photoshoot tailored to fit your whacked-out fetishes.

It reads, “Now you can have total control over your very own photoset. You decide what I wear and how I pose… Innocent, sultry, coy… whatever your taste!”

Buckle your seats ladies and gentlemen, I feel a hell of a trainwreck coming on.