Archive for the ‘Celebrity Money’ Category

Ricky Martin Buys Island for $8 Million

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Ricky Martin has bought his own island for a reported $8 million dollars.

He had been considering the purchase for months according to the Mexican newspaper El Universal. The private island is just off the coast of Rio de Janeiro.

Wesley Snipes Sentenced to Three Years Prison for Tax Evasion!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years prison in Florida today on tax evasion charges after a jury found him guilty in February.

Snipes failed to pay taxes for three years resulting in the government claiming he owed nearly $3 million dollars. However, his attorneys claim that he owes only $228,000.

His lawyers requested that U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges limit their client’s sentence in a hearing this morning. They thought he should get no prison time and no fine. Instead, he received the maximum penalty.

Snipes was acquitted of three other similar misdemeanors as well as two felony charges of tax fraud and conspiracy.

Lindsay Lohan Takes On Movie Role For Only $75,000

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Linday Lohan just keeps landing the golden roles.

Lohan, who’s trying to get her career back on the ground, recently landed a role playing one of Charles Manson’s followers as we reported earlier this week. On the heels of that news is word that she has also accepted the role of a nymphomaniac waitress in the upcoming film, Florence.

Lindsay’s worth as an actress has definitely taken a nosedive. Stints in rehab, erratic behavior and being known as a party girl have taken a toll on her career. The actress, who once made multiple millions for her roles, is only being paid $75,000 for her latest assignment.

I bet a reality show isn’t sounding so bad to Linds right about now.. “Firecrotch Love” anyone?

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Heather Mills Soaks Paul, Then Attorney

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

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As we reported yesterday, Heather Mills was granted a sum nearly totaling $50 million in her divorce settlement with legendary Beatle, Paul McCartney.

What we didn’t know is that Heather dumped a glass of water over the head of Paul’s attorney, Fiona Shackleton, soon after winning the massive sum of money. We should have known something was up by the smirk on her face. And I thought she was beaming purely because of the money. What an idiot I am.

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Artists Rendering: Daily Mail

Heather, who was originally asking for nearly $250 million, snickered that the attorney had just been “baptised in court” for making “unpleasant comments“.

Bitch, that’s ASSAULT! I only know this because instead of a courtroom, I did the same thing to a drunk redneck cowboy in a sh*tcan of a bar once. And he did back to me is what that attorney should have done to the one-legged money grubbing leech.

He punched me (yes, closed fisted) smack in the face! And hard. Bitch didn’t knock me down though. However, because I poured a beer over his head first (considered ‘assault’), cops didn’t do anything to him.  Yeah, it was a long night and a long time ago.  Heh.

Anyhow, that attorney should have ripped off Heathers leg and stuck it up her ass until she was flossing her teeth with her toenails. The nations would have roared with delight.

Instead we get to hear the bitch talk about how she is such a major contributor to charities, how Paul and his people are out to smear her reputation, and whatever other bullsh*t she pulls out of her ass to try and justify her greedy ways.

If you didn’t watch the video of Heather after court yesterday, here it is. Best watched on an empty stomach.

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Rich Bitch

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Wow. Heather Mills was awarded $48 million in her divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.

Set for life, baby.

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Sam Lutfi Finally Served With Restraining Order

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

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Britney Spears‘ former sidekick, Sam Lutfi, was finally served with a temporary restraining order on Thursday morning, making it illegal for him to come near Britney, her home or her families homes.

The order was brought about by Britney’s dad, Jamie, and his attorney who believe Lutfi has been avoiding being served with the papers. The restraining order states, “Mr. Lutfi has drugged Britney. He has cut Britney’s home phone line and removed her cell phone chargers. He claims to control everything.”

Finally. This guy’s a loser who needs to get a life outside of Britney. I think he thrives on the attention he is getting and will fight to the end to maintain it. He’s constantly running to the tabloids about everything because he wants his name in the papers. He doesn’t care about Britney. And I have a feeling he won’t be leaving quietly.

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Did He Insure the Pubes Too?

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

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Tom Jones, ‘ladies man’ senior citizen crooner, felt he needed to insure his hairy chest recently, so he took out a policy with Lloyd’s of London for $6,875,000!

He must have a sh*tload of hair!

Can someone please explain the logic in this? Egad.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Queen Latifah

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

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“Sometimes you get to throw a barbecue or do something special but usually I know that the crew people are working really hard and everybody is not making the same amount of money we are. So we do this five dollar Fridays thing and everybody writes their name on a five dollar bill and puts it into a bucket and at the end of the day somebody picks a bill out and whoevers name is on the bill wins all the money….I’d double the money every Friday.”

- Queen Latifah livened things up on the set of her new film, Mad Money.

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