In the latest issue of Radar magazine, Spencer Pratt’s advice column ‘Yo, Spencer!’ gets a little dirty.

YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?

If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”

Ok, this is almost too much. Spencer talking about anal is pretty raunch. But lo and behold, even when talking about something this foul, Spencer always finds a way to drop hints about how cool he is. “My boxing coach says…” In other words, “Hey everyone, I just started boxing this week, and I want everyone to know because it ups my hip factor.”

Poor Spencer, I don’t know if there is anyone out there who tries harder…

Gary Dourdan was busted by Palm Springs police officers when they found him sleeping in his car at 5:21am yesterday morning.

Police say the actor had heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs on him. Geeze dude, how high do you need to be? Holy hell, that’s enough to take down Jason Davis an elephant!

Dourdan was promptly taken to jail where he posted his $5000 bail and was released.

Hope it was worth it, moron. Say goodbye to your career!

Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years prison in Florida today on tax evasion charges after a jury found him guilty in February.

Snipes failed to pay taxes for three years resulting in the government claiming he owed nearly $3 million dollars. However, his attorneys claim that he owes only $228,000.

His lawyers requested that U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges limit their client’s sentence in a hearing this morning. They thought he should get no prison time and no fine. Instead, he received the maximum penalty.

Snipes was acquitted of three other similar misdemeanors as well as two felony charges of tax fraud and conspiracy.

Photo: DailyMail

Although you wouldn’t think it would be possible for Amy Winehouse to to be in any worse condition, it is.

Winehouse went on a rampage Wednesday morning on the streets of London after a long night of drinking at the pubs and doing smack, or blow, or whatever she decided to geek out on that night.

Amy spent six hours in the bars drinking with musician pals and getting wasted. Onlookers say Amy was really messed up. A source told The Sun, “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs!”

She also wanted to play pool. But the tables were full and when a bar patron didn’t give up his table for her she hit him in the face. The victim, Mustapha el Mounmi, 27, said, “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back- she’s a woman.”

At nearly 3am Amy finally decided to head home. At some point a man tried to hail her a cab, which she didn’t take lightly. She was so out of it, she thought he was trying to grope her, which led her to head-butt the guy. Well now he’s pissed and it looks like Amy is risking arrest.

A Metropolitan police spokesperson said, “Police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23. A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue.”

But it doesn’t end there. When the junkie trainwreck got home she realized she had lost her keys (of course) and had to have friends help her break in through the garage. So now everyone knows her house is easy to get into. Heh.

Oh, Amy.

It’s not even sad anymore. It’s just disgusting. Junkies are pathetic beings. And to think she was voted top ROLEMODEL in the UK by British teens. Yikes.

Amy is going to die, folks. Yeah, I’m saying it. Look at her. Look at how much she has changed in the past two years. Her body is wasting away, her face is caving in. One of these days a fix is going to result in a dirt nap. It won’t be long.

Tick tock, tick tock…

Courtney Love was banned from a flight Monday after she was caught smoking in an airport.

Love was scheduled to fly from London to Los Angeles.

She says, “I had a fag in the first class lounge, like two hits, and they wouldn’t let me on the plane with my daughter. They made some big thing like I’m a f*cking terrorist or something. It was embarrassing.”

Yeah, it’s all their fault Courtney, you moron. Just because you are a rock star (hardly) doesn’t mean you can smoke in the f*cking airport. Get a grip bitch.

Besides, wasn’t Courtney was telling us last year about how her doctor forbid her to smoke after finding nodules on her throat?

Anyhow, Courtney was allowed to fly the following day and has not been banned for life as Naomi Campbell was earlier this week.

But of course, no credit to me. Such a shocker. Heh.

Isn’t that funny as hell? Be my guest and go leave a comment.

Most of the tweens who visit his site either hate my pic or think he looks like a child molester! Ha! I never claimed to be a Picasso, that’s why I call them ‘Chicken Scratch Sketches’! So bite me if it sucks.

Anyhow, thanks Megan for letting me know even though you read his lame ass site. Heh.

See my original HERE.

Pete Doherty has been sentenced to fourteen weeks behind bars after failing to appear in court for probation hearings stemming from drug charges.

Judge Davinder Lachar is done fooling around with Doherty and thinks he needs some time to sit and think about his lack of respect for the law.

A court rep stated that Doherty was reprimanded for “breach of time keeping, non-compliance of his order and using different drugs”.

All Doherty had to do to stay out of jail was regularly report in to the court for monitoring and go to rehab.  He was warned he would be doing time of he did not follow through.

So now he and his lawyer and looking to appeal, as if it’s going to do them any good.

Pete has several upcoming solo shows which will be rescheduled.

To prove that he isn’t lying about kissing John Mayer (with tongue) Perez Hilton offered to take a lie detector test with an examiner from the Fox show, Moment of Truth.

There is a video of the results and I’m waiting for it to be released..as soon as it is, I will surely post it!

Funny thing is, I actually believe Perez! I love John, but I do get a freaky ass vibe from him…not that that’s a bad thing, but kissing the fat gossip queen is.

If Perez would have told us that he saw Mayer in a neon green Borat Speedo but didn’t have the pics to back it up, we probably wouldn’t have believed him either. But that sh*t happened too!

Check back for the video, it should hopefully solve this delicious juicy little rumor!

EDIT: HERE’S THE VIDEO.