Courtney Love was banned from a flight Monday after she was caught smoking in an airport.

Love was scheduled to fly from London to Los Angeles.

She says, “I had a fag in the first class lounge, like two hits, and they wouldn’t let me on the plane with my daughter. They made some big thing like I’m a f*cking terrorist or something. It was embarrassing.”

Yeah, it’s all their fault Courtney, you moron. Just because you are a rock star (hardly) doesn’t mean you can smoke in the f*cking airport. Get a grip bitch.

Besides, wasn’t Courtney was telling us last year about how her doctor forbid her to smoke after finding nodules on her throat?

Anyhow, Courtney was allowed to fly the following day and has not been banned for life as Naomi Campbell was earlier this week.

But of course, no credit to me. Such a shocker. Heh.

Isn’t that funny as hell? Be my guest and go leave a comment.

Most of the tweens who visit his site either hate my pic or think he looks like a child molester! Ha! I never claimed to be a Picasso, that’s why I call them ‘Chicken Scratch Sketches’! So bite me if it sucks.

Anyhow, thanks Megan for letting me know even though you read his lame ass site. Heh.

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Pete Doherty has been sentenced to fourteen weeks behind bars after failing to appear in court for probation hearings stemming from drug charges.

Judge Davinder Lachar is done fooling around with Doherty and thinks he needs some time to sit and think about his lack of respect for the law.

A court rep stated that Doherty was reprimanded for “breach of time keeping, non-compliance of his order and using different drugs”.

All Doherty had to do to stay out of jail was regularly report in to the court for monitoring and go to rehab.  He was warned he would be doing time of he did not follow through.

So now he and his lawyer and looking to appeal, as if it’s going to do them any good.

Pete has several upcoming solo shows which will be rescheduled.

To prove that he isn’t lying about kissing John Mayer (with tongue) Perez Hilton offered to take a lie detector test with an examiner from the Fox show, Moment of Truth.

There is a video of the results and I’m waiting for it to be released..as soon as it is, I will surely post it!

Funny thing is, I actually believe Perez! I love John, but I do get a freaky ass vibe from him…not that that’s a bad thing, but kissing the fat gossip queen is.

If Perez would have told us that he saw Mayer in a neon green Borat Speedo but didn’t have the pics to back it up, we probably wouldn’t have believed him either. But that sh*t happened too!

Check back for the video, it should hopefully solve this delicious juicy little rumor!

EDIT: HERE’S THE VIDEO.

Bobby Brown’s new autobiography takes punches at his ex-wife Whitney Houston, claiming he never did cocaine until he met her and that she married him for the wrong reasons.

The book, “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But,” hits shelves next month.

In it Bobby says, “I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice. . .At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine.”

Bobby says his marriage with Houston “was doomed from the very beginning. Within the first year we separated, with several more to follow. . .I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married. . .I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”

He adds that Whitney was under “a lot of pressure,” at the time of their marriage.

“The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image . . . In Whitney’s situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not. In the short, I think I got caught up in the politics and ended up marrying one of the biggest stars in the world.”

Brown also admits in the book to some wrongdoing. Mostly his infidelities. “I am guilty of sleeping with other women. . .Women are always throwing themselves at you. I’m only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes. . .I let the testosterone take over.”

It’s all Whitney’s fault! It’s all the testosterones fault!

Whatever dude. Face it, you would have been a basehead with or without Whitney. I think it was probably a very mutual thing. Both of them have addictive personalities and were co-dependent for a long time.

Bobby’s trying his damnedest to get his career rolling again with reality shows, books and *snicker* country music, but it’s not working.

The crackhead in him will be back. Trust.

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Perez Hilton, by Spicy Pants.

Sorry I haven’t done any of these in awhile. I only do them when I’m in the mood, and I obviously haven’t felt like it lately. Thought you guys would enjoy this one.

Richie Sambora is the latest celebrity DUI offender.

He was pulled over last night at approximately 11pm in Laguna Beach for driving erratically. He failed multiple field sobriety tests and was arrested. Police say there was no indication of drugs.

Sambora attended rehab last summer after having finalized a divorce with Heather Locklear, breaking up with Denise Richards and mourning his father’s death.

How many times do I have to say it?! Drivers, bitches! Hire a f*cking DRIVER!

UPDATE: Sambora had his 10 year-old daughter, Ava, another juvenile, and a female adult passenger in the car at the time of his arrest!  Police reportedly contacted Ava’s mother, Heather Locklear, who said it was okay for the female passenger to drive her daughter home.  If Sambora was found to be driving drunk he may be charged with two counts of child endangerment.

(Mugshot from TMZ.)

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“I love Africa in general – South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

- Paris Hilton not realizing she sucks at geography.

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You knew this was going to happen, it’s only surprising it didn’t happen sooner.

A lawsuit has been filed in Pinellas County, Florida by the parents of John Graziano against Hulk Hogan after their son was left in a vegetative state following a crash in which Hulk’s son Nick Hogan had been street racing.

The suit says Hulk (Terry Bollea) knew his son liked to race and was aware that he had been drinking before the accident. It also names Hogan’s estranged wife, Linda Bollea, Nick Bollea and Daniel Jacobs, the driver of the car they were racing against, as defendants.

No monetary damages are mentioned but the family states that it may take millions of dollars to care for John for the remainder of his life.

George Tregos, attorney for Graziano’s parents said at a news conference, “He never will be fully the John he was before.”

Another attorney for the family adds that they were appalled after the Hogans, minus Hulk, visited John on Valentine’s Day. Sure they brought gifts, but they also brought photographers who snapped photos that were then published on celebrity gossip sites.

“We believe that it was a total PR stunt,” Kimberley Kohn told the St. Petersburg Times.

However, an attorney for the Hogans disputes those claims.

“The Bollea family has been visiting John for the last seven or eight months, and there’s been no PR about it whatsoever,” Morris “Sandy” Weinberg Jr., insisted. “It’s a bunch of nonsense to suggest their visits to John are a PR stunt. That’s crazy.”

Tell me, why else would they bring photographers? Is there any other reason besides PR?

And whatever happened to the reports that Hulk may have bought Nick and friends alcohol before the accident? I haven’t heard anything new about that, but hope if it’s true it comes out. It’s called accepting responsibilty for your actions, Mr. Hogan.

This might just be one mess this family can’t buy their way out of.

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