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I Hear Rehab Calling His Name

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

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Richie Sambora is the latest celebrity DUI offender.

He was pulled over last night at approximately 11pm in Laguna Beach for driving erratically. He failed multiple field sobriety tests and was arrested. Police say there was no indication of drugs.

Sambora attended rehab last summer after having finalized a divorce with Heather Locklear, breaking up with Denise Richards and mourning his father’s death.

How many times do I have to say it?! Drivers, bitches! Hire a f*cking DRIVER!

UPDATE: Sambora had his 10 year-old daughter, Ava, another juvenile, and a female adult passenger in the car at the time of his arrest!  Police reportedly contacted Ava’s mother, Heather Locklear, who said it was okay for the female passenger to drive her daughter home.  If Sambora was found to be driving drunk he may be charged with two counts of child endangerment.

(Mugshot from TMZ.)

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Paris Hilton

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

“I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

- Paris Hilton not realizing she sucks at geography.

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John Graziano’s Family Files Suit Against the Hogans

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

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You knew this was going to happen, it’s only surprising it didn’t happen sooner.

A lawsuit has been filed in Pinellas County, Florida by the parents of John Graziano against Hulk Hogan after their son was left in a vegetative state following a crash in which Hulk’s son Nick Hogan had been street racing.

The suit says Hulk (Terry Bollea) knew his son liked to race and was aware that he had been drinking before the accident. It also names Hogan’s estranged wife, Linda Bollea, Nick Bollea and Daniel Jacobs, the driver of the car they were racing against, as defendants.

No monetary damages are mentioned but the family states that it may take millions of dollars to care for John for the remainder of his life.

George Tregos, attorney for Graziano’s parents said at a news conference, “He never will be fully the John he was before.”

Another attorney for the family adds that they were appalled after the Hogans, minus Hulk, visited John on Valentine’s Day. Sure they brought gifts, but they also brought photographers who snapped photos that were then published on celebrity gossip sites.

“We believe that it was a total PR stunt,” Kimberley Kohn told the St. Petersburg Times.

However, an attorney for the Hogans disputes those claims.

“The Bollea family has been visiting John for the last seven or eight months, and there’s been no PR about it whatsoever,” Morris “Sandy” Weinberg Jr., insisted. “It’s a bunch of nonsense to suggest their visits to John are a PR stunt. That’s crazy.”

Tell me, why else would they bring photographers? Is there any other reason besides PR?

And whatever happened to the reports that Hulk may have bought Nick and friends alcohol before the accident? I haven’t heard anything new about that, but hope if it’s true it comes out. It’s called accepting responsibilty for your actions, Mr. Hogan.

This might just be one mess this family can’t buy their way out of.

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Nothing Gets in the Way of Pamela Anderson’s Partying

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

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With Pamela Anderson’s busy schedule it can’t be easy juggling career, children..and partying.

So how exactly does she do it? It’s simple really, she just doesn’t sleep.

Anderson says she insists on having breakfast with her two sons even if she’s been up all night partying.

She says, “Usually I get in around three or four in the morning, and I’m up at 6:30am with my kids making breakfast, 8am at school.”

Anderson adds that she has no time for men right now because she’s too busy being a mom. She says, “It’s (motherhood) taking up a lot of time.”

Motherhood is what’s taking a lot of time? So coming in wasted from a party at 4AM has nothing to do with it, right? Egad. You just KNOW we are going to be seeing Dylan and Brandon on the party circuit in a few years. They’ll probably be pimpin’ their mom out.

Heh.

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Spencer Pratt To Give Advice?

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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Heidi Montag’s annoying boyfriend Spencer Pratt somehow managed to score his own advice column in Radar magazine.

The column is called “YO SPENCER!” and debuts in the April issue of Radar.

Radar editor Maer Roshan said, “Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind. When asking for advice, it’s good to have someone who will be brutally honest with you, and tell it like it is.”

Ok, now how exactly is Spencer qualified to dish out advice? If anything I think the column will be worth reading just to snicker at the vast pearls of knowledge he throws out there.

Please.

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Court to Jonny Fairplay: More Facts Needed

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

After Danny Bonaduce threw reality star Jonny Fairplay over his shoulder at Fox’s ‘Really Awards‘ and busted his teeth, Jonny threatened to sue everyone involved.

Soon after the incident he went to attorneys and filed suit against producers of the show claiming they were negligent and contributed to the shocking event.

Fairplay’s lawyer, Daniel C. Lapidus, claims Bonaduce told producers “what he wanted to do and they told him to do it.”

However, Fairplay’s case is at a standstill as the court has asked Fairplay to provide more information about that day and events that led up to the altercation.

“I think more facts should be set forth,” Superior Court Judge Michael C. Solner ruled Tuesday.

Fairplay was given 20 days to amend his case to try and persuade the courts that producers were, in fact, negligent.

The next hearing in the case is scheduled for May 12.

Fairplay is suing Bonaduce, Fox Reality Channel and the show producers for battery, negligence and emotional distress.

Fox and the shows producers claim no wrongdoing.

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Jason Davis Busted With Heroin, Not Cocaine

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Jason Davis, notorious sloth friend of Paris Hilton and brother of Brandon Davis, was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and DUI after being pulled over last weekend in the San Fernando Valley.

Police first thought the substance he was holding was
cocaine but further testing showed it was in fact, heroin.A junkie fat boy?

Just more proof of what a loser this fat ass is. In case you care, here he is on video with the paps grilling him about his arrest and his ‘business ventures’. Because you know, he’s just got so much going on in the business world. If you have seen any videos with him before, you know the drill. He’s an important man who’s going places. Or so he would like us all to think..

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