With Pamela Anderson’s busy schedule it can’t be easy juggling career, children..and partying.

So how exactly does she do it? It’s simple really, she just doesn’t sleep.

Anderson says she insists on having breakfast with her two sons even if she’s been up all night partying.

She says, “Usually I get in around three or four in the morning, and I’m up at 6:30am with my kids making breakfast, 8am at school.”

Anderson adds that she has no time for men right now because she’s too busy being a mom. She says, “It’s (motherhood) taking up a lot of time.”

Motherhood is what’s taking a lot of time? So coming in wasted from a party at 4AM has nothing to do with it, right? Egad. You just KNOW we are going to be seeing Dylan and Brandon on the party circuit in a few years. They’ll probably be pimpin’ their mom out.

Heh.

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Heidi Montag’s annoying boyfriend Spencer Pratt somehow managed to score his own advice column in Radar magazine.

The column is called “YO SPENCER!” and debuts in the April issue of Radar.

Radar editor Maer Roshan said, “Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind. When asking for advice, it’s good to have someone who will be brutally honest with you, and tell it like it is.”

Ok, now how exactly is Spencer qualified to dish out advice? If anything I think the column will be worth reading just to snicker at the vast pearls of knowledge he throws out there.

Please.

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After Danny Bonaduce threw reality star Jonny Fairplay over his shoulder at Fox’s ‘Really Awards‘ and busted his teeth, Jonny threatened to sue everyone involved.

Soon after the incident he went to attorneys and filed suit against producers of the show claiming they were negligent and contributed to the shocking event.

Fairplay’s lawyer, Daniel C. Lapidus, claims Bonaduce told producers “what he wanted to do and they told him to do it.”

However, Fairplay’s case is at a standstill as the court has asked Fairplay to provide more information about that day and events that led up to the altercation.

“I think more facts should be set forth,” Superior Court Judge Michael C. Solner ruled Tuesday.

Fairplay was given 20 days to amend his case to try and persuade the courts that producers were, in fact, negligent.

The next hearing in the case is scheduled for May 12.

Fairplay is suing Bonaduce, Fox Reality Channel and the show producers for battery, negligence and emotional distress.

Fox and the shows producers claim no wrongdoing.

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Jason Davis, notorious sloth friend of Paris Hilton and brother of Brandon Davis, was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and DUI after being pulled over last weekend in the San Fernando Valley.

Police first thought the substance he was holding was cocaine but further testing showed it was in fact, heroin.A junkie fat boy?

Just more proof of what a loser this fat ass is. In case you care, here he is on video with the paps grilling him about his arrest and his ‘business ventures’. Because you know, he’s just got so much going on in the business world. If you have seen any videos with him before, you know the drill. He’s an important man who’s going places. Or so he would like us all to think..

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A new book by Jon Holmes coming out this June called ‘Rock Star Babylon’ tells stories of rock stars and their crazy lifestyles.

One of the more bizarre tales in the book is about Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx holding a contest “to see who could go the longest without washing, showering or bathing in any way, yet still be able to sleep with groupies without them being ill or bailing out.”

I know…WTF.

So for TWO MONTHS those bastards ignored their personal hygiene all while having sex with multiple sluts on a nightly basis.

Everything came to a head (literally) when a young groupie giving Sixx oral vomited all over him, unable to handle the foul stench.  The event became known as ‘The Spaghetti Incident’, as the girl had eaten pasta beforehand.

Grossest story ever. It’s even better than the Led Zeppelin Seattle Edgewater Inn fish story! (Google it, kids.)

If you recall GNR also had an album out called The Spaghetti Incident. An album named after her and everything. Heh. The poor girl!

Oh well, maybe the next time she thought twice before giving a dirty rock star head!

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Spencer Pratt is sure one loyal little bitch.

‘Max Megaphone’ has been out blabbing to everyone who will listen about how great of a singer his poseur girlfriend is. We all know differently, but that hasn’t stopped him from warning the likes of Madonna and Britney Spears about the threat coming their way. Heh.

Spencer told People magazine, “When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds. Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”

This guy is so pu**y-whipped it’s sick!

Heidi is leading him around by his little hairless pee-pee or something. She has him brainwashed and I love it.

Amy Winehouse’s ‘Blake Incarcerated’ almost overdosed after taking bad heroin while doing time in prison.

I know, shocking, right?

After shooting up smack that had been cut with something toxic, (along with 6 other inmates) Blake fell to his cell floor in pain. He vomited violently and was quickly taken to the hospital ward in the prison.

Blake has failed three random drug tests since being incarcerated and it recently landed him in solitary confinement. However, it didn’t stop him from seeking more smack as soon as he was back in the public population.

Such a dreamboat, isn’t he? It may not have happened this time, but I’m sure his clock is ticking..

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Heidi Montag admits the overwhelming negative response she received after her new video ‘Higher’ came out, made her sob herself to sleep.

Heh. You know I had to cover this story.

“I just started sobbing uncontrollably. I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out. I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me…I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams.” Montag says.

Equally annoying boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, says he comforted Heidi after the negative reviews began pouring in.

“I just held her and told her it was going to be OK. This is just part of being an artist. If it were easy, everyone would be a pop star.”Regardless of most of us finding the song unlistenable, teeny-boppers have been eating it up. Montag’s song ‘Higher’ reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.

Yeah, I know. Britney’s Blackout all over again..

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Natalie Cole took it upon herself to speak out against Amy Winehouse (who’s currently in rehab) and her Grammy wins, saying she didn’t deserve them because it sends a bad message to kids who are trying to break into the business.

Well, as some of us already know, Natalie is basically talking out her ass. But in case you don’t – here’s proof.

Natalie admitted in her autobiography, Angel on My Shoulder, that she had taken LSD, heroin and even crack cocaine.

She was arrested for possession of heroin in 1975, and around that time her son, Robert, nearly drowned in a family swimming pool while she and her late husband Reverend Marvin Yancy were on a major drug binge.

Hmmm…that’s funny, because it was also in 1975 that Cole received a Grammy for Best New Artist and then another for Best R&B Performance, Female, for “This Will Be”. Then in 1976 she received yet another Grammy award for Best R&B Vocal Performance, Female, for “Sophisticated Lady (She’s A Different Lady)”

So Natalie, either give back your f*cking Grammys or shut up. You hypocrite!

If I was Perez, I’d totally draw cocaine in your nose right about now..

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