I didn’t know Vanilla was rockin’ the wonk eye!

Rob Van Winkle, a.k.a. Vanilla Ice, was arrested last night after being involved in a heated altercation with his wife.

Laura Van Winkle called the police and told them that he was kicking and hitting her. However, after police arrived she changed her story saying he had merely pushed her.

Rob was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on a charge of simple domestic battery.

Laura told police, “He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter. I’m sorry I can’t say any more until I talk to an attorney.”

She also stated that she wants a divorce from her husband.

Rob told authorities that his wife is bipolar and although medicated is prone to ‘argumentative episodes’. He added that the couple had been fighting since the day before and claims his wife threw a picture that shattered by himself and their children. He denies pushing her.

Richie Sambora is the latest celebrity DUI offender.

He was pulled over last night at approximately 11pm in Laguna Beach for driving erratically. He failed multiple field sobriety tests and was arrested. Police say there was no indication of drugs.

Sambora attended rehab last summer after having finalized a divorce with Heather Locklear, breaking up with Denise Richards and mourning his father’s death.

How many times do I have to say it?! Drivers, bitches! Hire a f*cking DRIVER!

UPDATE: Sambora had his 10 year-old daughter, Ava, another juvenile, and a female adult passenger in the car at the time of his arrest!  Police reportedly contacted Ava’s mother, Heather Locklear, who said it was okay for the female passenger to drive her daughter home.  If Sambora was found to be driving drunk he may be charged with two counts of child endangerment.

(Mugshot from TMZ.)

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“I need to put the kibosh on rumors. It was my birthday and I was coming from a dinner. The marijuana found in the car was not mine. The marijuana charge was dismissed and the person whom it belonged to went to jail. There was no DUI charge. I want to make it clear that I was charged with a traffic offense…I was weaving. I was trying to turn on the heater and was in an unfamiliar car. But I’ve only had one ticket in my life and I was going seven miles over the speed limit.”

- Dawn Wells on reports that she was stoned and drunk when she was pulled over on her 69th birthday last year.

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Bai Ling was arrested at LAX yesterday for shoplifting two gossip magazines and a pack of batteries.

Police say that Ling walked into one of the terminal stores at approximately 4:30 PM yesterday where she lifted the merchandise. After she left with the $16 worth of stuff, a store employee placed her under citizen’s arrest. Ling reportedly bawled like a baby but was cooperative.

She was taken to the jail in the airport and was booked for theft. She’ll be in court March 5.

What a nutcase! I knew she was batty but wtf was she thinking? Of ALL places to steal something, in an airport?!

Bitch must be broke. She gets D-list roles but tries to live the A-list lifestyle..

The lovely mug shot:

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In not so shocking news, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss was pulled over yesterday after police received a call about a drunk driver.

During the traffic stop Nye County Sheriff’s deputies discovered prescription drugs for which Fleiss had no prescription, and her passenger, John Owen, was found to be in possesion of a controlled substance and marijuana.

Surprisingly, they didn’t find any meth…they must not have searched well enough. Heh.

Fleiss has been charged with driving without a license, possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription, being under the influence of a controlled substance and driving under the influence of a controlled substance.

Apparently, Fleiss is in the process of opening ’stud farms’ in Nye County, one of ten rural counties in Nevada where prostitution is legal. The plan has been underway for some years now, read more about the stud farms here and here.

Bitch is so gross.  She reminds me of a funked up loved child spewed forth by Cher and Michael Jackson. And what a creep she is hanging out with!  He resembles the child molester guy, ‘Parnell’,  who kidnapped a boy for years in the movie, “I Know My First Name is Steven”.  A lot of you probably don’t remember that flick, but trust me, he looks like him.

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Gawd Hollywood is full of dipshits. The latest is Mischa Barton, who was arrested at 2:45am this morning in West Hollywood for DUI.

Police say that Mischa “was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.” After being pulled over, she was found to be “an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.”

She was also popped for narcotics possession. Mischa has been photographed by the paps smoking spliffs in her car before, but I am going to go out on a limb and guess that maybe cocaine was involved. She runs with the crackwhore crowd, you know.

Mischa is still in custody and is being held on $10,000 bail.

UPDATE:

Mischa was released at 10:10am this morning. She was picked up in her parents Mercedes. She’s probably sleeping like a baby as you read this.. Heh.

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Mickey used to be gorgeous, but these days he looks like a burn victim!

Mickey Rourke was arrested and charged with DUI in Miami Beach early Thursday morning. Rourke was on his Seafoam Green Vespa with a female.

A police officer tells Poeple magazine,

“Mickey Rourke was arrested fro DUI at 4 a.m. this morning while riding a green Vespa. He made a U-turn on a red light. We stopped him and gave him a classic road sobriety test. He failed so we brought him in. He blew a .081, which was over the limit, and was locked up for 24 hours at the Miami Dade County jail.”

The police report states that Mickey mumbled a four-letter-word just after being pulled over. The officer added that Rourke had bloodshot and watery eyes, slurred speech and a flushed face.

“I’m not drunk, I didn’t even drink that much,” Rourke reportedly stated.

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Other Celeb DUI News:

Rebecca De Mornay DUI

I knew the bitch wasn’t sober! Just like my favorite insider (LovelyLeo) told me, ‘Who says that her ankle bracelet is hooked up?’

Straight up, Lindsay Lohan is a cocaine addict. The rehab stint was a joke. She never fooled me. Unfortunately I know all too many people just like her. That blow is some bad shit man. Once you start doing it, you want it more and more, and it becomes very hard to stop.

From People Magazine:

Lindsay Lohan was arrested in Santa Monica, Calif., early Tuesday morning on suspicion of drunken driving after a brief car chase, authorities confirm to PEOPLE.

The actress, 21, also was subsequently searched in the police station and a “small” amount of cocaine was found on her, says Santa Monica police spokesman Officer Alex Padilla.

Lohan – who was wearing her alcohol-detection ankle bracelet at the time of her arrest – was booked for DUI, possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custody facility and driving on a suspended license, says Padilla.

Two Breathalyzer tests determined Lohan’s blood-alcohol level was .12 percent and .13 (the legal limit is .08).

Detailing the arrest, which was first reported by TMZ, Padilla told PEOPLE that at 1:34 a.m. the police responded to a call of one SUV chasing another in a residential section of Santa Monica.

Lohan, driving a 2004 Yukon that doesn’t belong to her, was chasing a 2001 Escalade being driven by the mother of Lohan’s personal assistant, according to police.

“The driver who called police turned out to be the mother of Lindsay Lohan’s personal assistant,” said Padilla. “Just prior to the chase – but I’m not sure exactly how much time prior – the personal assistant had quit.”

The mother drove toward the police station, but ended up in the nearby civic center, says Padilla.

When officers arrived, they determined that Lohan was in the white SUV suspected of chasing the other.

After Lohan failed a field sobriety test, she was arrested. However, the two men in Lohan’s car were not, says police Sgt. Robert Hernandez.

Lohan later posted $25,000 bail and was released from jail at about 6:30 a.m.

She was crying and upset but cooperative during the arrest process, said Hernandez. He did not know the amount of cocaine found at the time.

Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane, had no comment.

Last week Lohan quietly surrendered and was formally booked on misdemeanor charges of DUI and hit-and-run stemming from a May car crash. Only 11 days ago she completed a six-week stint in rehab at Promises, a treatment center in Malibu.

That had followed her arrest in May for DUI. Lohan was injured when her Mercedes SL-65 convertible hit a curb on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles.

If charged and convicted of both DUI-related incidents (she still has not been formally charged by prosecutors from her arrest in May), Lohan will face a minimum four-day jail sentence. However, her lawyer could argue for rehab or community service in lieu of incarceration.

What’s going to happen to Lindsay Lohan’s career now? Well, for starters her Tonight Show appearance has been canceled. She was scheduled to appear on the show tonight.

*Lindsay’s attorney Blair Berk issued the following statement:

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Things are not looking good for firecrotch. Happy 21st birthday bitch! Heh.

Lohan is scheduled to appear in court at 8:30am on August 24th for her arraignment on her latest charges. Funny thing is, she is scheduled to appear in a Beverly Hills Court the same day for her Memorial Day weekend DUI charge.

*The latest news is that Lohan has re-entered rehab, but not Promises in Malibu.

More news as it unfolds..