“I’m single again – and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m loving it at the moment. This is what I’ve been missing.”

- Guy Ritchie says he is loving the single life.

[WENN]

“Led Zeppelin.”

- Condaleezza Rice’s response to Jay Leno after he asked who her all-time favorite band was.

The Tonight Show, March 24, 2009.

Kate Moss forever a cracked out old bag of bones – DL

Spring Break loves Lil’ Wayne – DSF

Zac Efron doesn’t want to chip a nail – BST

I just don’t get the horse clothing line thing with Katie Price, wtf? – HM

Ashton Kutcher posts pics of Demi’s ass on Twitter – ASL

Tara Reid dresses like Mariah Carey – PB

Billy Corgan is a hypocrite – ABH

Reese Witherspoon is happy – POP

Papa Joe is jealous of Tony Romo – TB

A Jonas Brother makes like Miley Cyrus – WB

I swear some fashion designers must be high – A!

Heather Mills sleeps with Burger King – EB

Bruce Willis got hitched – CW

Larry Birkhead skanks it up with some cougar - DL

Simon Cowell likes tanning – GB

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are finally engaged – DS

Who’s Katy Perry banging? – BB

“If she goes back, she’s a loser and she doesn’t deserve to have any future successes.”

- Donald Trump blasts Rihanna for taking Chris Brown back.

[WENN]

“Oh, my God! Doesn’t she realize she is 60-years old? Come on! When she is 80, what is she going to date — a guy who is 10 years old? It’s getting crazy!”

- Madonna’s ex, Jose Canseco, on her dating 21-year-old Brazilian model, Jesus Luz.

[Us]

“People have lost their sense of humor. In former times we constantly made jokes about different races. You can only tell them today with one hand over your mouth or you will be insulted as a racist. I find that ridiculous. In those earlier days every friendly clique had a ‘Sam the Jew’ or ‘Jose the Mexican’ – but we didn’t think anything of it or have a racist thought. It was just normal that we made jokes based on our nationality or ethnicity. That was never a problem. I don’t want to be politically correct. We’re all spending too much time and energy trying to be politically correct about everything.”

-  Clint Eastwood thinks society is too PC these days.

[WENN]

“Thanks. Another kid already?”

- Sean Penn to Madonna after she congratulated him on his Oscar win. The kid he was referring to was her 21-year-old Brazilian lover, Jesus Luz.

[EW]

“I look at it a total different way today. You know, I don’t hate them. If it hadn’t happened, a lot of things wouldn’t have changed. I don’t think we’d have a black president as soon as we had one … minorities getting in positions that would have taken more years to get into. There’s a positive thing that came out of a horrible situation.”

- Rodney King when asked if he hates the policemen who beat him.

[CT]

“I’d rather be stuck on a deserted island with a gorilla.”

- Mickey Rourke when asked if he was dating Courtney Love.

[TMZ]