“Man, I was over 100 [sexual partners] several years ago. There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know? I got on the boards quite often…What guy who loves girls wouldn’t be angry about that? I didn’t sign up for that. I think people need to live their lives the way they want to, but I’m pretty confident in the fact that I love girls (laughs). I’ve got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay.”

- Kenny Chesney tells Playboy magazine that he is definitely not gay.

“Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture, I was like, ‘Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!’ I love curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, ‘You know what? Leave Jessica alone!’ She’s fabulous, she’s a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it. I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there’s nothing wrong with it.”

- Kim Kardashian on the media being harsh about Jessica Simpson’s recent weight gain.

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“Work out how many days and, here’s a simple rule, triple it!”

- Russell Brand to GQ magazine when asked how many women he sleeps with in one month.

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“Ash was a heart-throb, to me. I had pictures of him on my wall at boarding school and I remember my mom saying that her new “friend” Ashton was going to come and hang out with us. And I said, “Whoa, wait – Ashton Kutcher?” and I kind of freaked out a little bit. I definitely blushed. But I got over any strangeness because I’d never seen my mom happier. It was like watching two 16-year-olds who were going to the prom together and were totally in love.”

- Rumer Willis, 20, on her 45 -year-old mother Demi Moore’s husband, Ashton Kutcher, 30.

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“I’ve actually taken a vow of celibacy this year…no kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry.”

- Katy Perry to TV Guide magazine when asked who she would like to kiss at the upcoming Grammy Awards.

“I bet there will be another one. Too many executives want too much money.”

- Chris Noth (a.k.a. Mr. Big – meeooow!)  thinks that there will absolutely be a sequel to the Sex and the City movie.

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“I hit him harder than anybody in my life. He was out before he hit the ground. I hit an artery and there was a stream of blood that went 20 feet into the air…..I wasn’t crazy about who I was working with. Already they were asking me, ‘Are you going to be giving us trouble?’, and it really pissed me off.”

- Mickey Rourke, once a professional boxer, beat up his ex-wife’s (Carre Otis) heroin dealer and it got him fired from a film he didn’t want to work on anyway.

“He doesn’t wanna be here. He doesn’t want to be my date. He’s a man, he has an ego.”

- Megan Fox on why her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, did not accompany her to the Golden Globes.

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“I made a decision. I wanna make popular music, but I want less fans. I want the freedom of having less fans. It’s like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It’s like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you’d be like, ‘Oh, that’s Björk.’ But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture.”

-Kanye West tells VIBE magazine (Feb. 09) he will pose naked one day.

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