“I remember K.D. blushing as I climbed on top of her.”

- Cindy Crawford on her controversial 1993 Vanity Fair cover with K.D. Lang

“I’m really lucky that he is the father of my son, but that doesn’t mean that we always agree on everything. We’ve had some rather treacherous train rides. I’m happy to be with him regardless but I’m sure there are many times he wishes he wasn’t with me.”

- Sarah Jessica Parker on her marriage to Matthew Broderick.

“If you’re out there, gay boys, tell that fat girl following you around, laughing at all your jokes that you think she’s beautiful! Tell her she’s fat and ­beautiful, and she’ll think sweet about you well into her 20’s…eternal.”

- Gossip’s Beth Ditto on her MySpace page

“Well, I mean, I don’t have much to say. He’s crazy, and he’s an a**hole.”

- Christina Ricci doesn’t care for Vincent Gallo, who directed her in 1998 movie Buffalo 66.

“She’s a nice girl and a lot brighter than people give her credit (for) but no one sees her like that because she plays this character all the time. She’s actually a marketing genius.”

- Hayden Panettiere defending her longtime friend Paris Hilton

“I said I had a small penis as a joke. And they took it literally when it is not the truth. So when people find out it’s not the case they are pleasantly surprised.”

- Enrique Iglesias regrets saying that he has a tiny penis.

“I’m 41, I’m a woman not a kid. I have no interest in making silly pop music.”

- Shirley Manson of Garbage refuses to succumb to the pressures of selling out. Her debut solo album has been put on hold until she and her record company agree on how to market it.

“I would imagine that being her son is not fun. I know Rosie very well… She’s a very bad person.”

- Donald Trump takes another swing at Rosie O’Donnell after The Globe reported that she ‘bullies’ her 12-year-old son.