“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car . . He used to change my diaper!”
- Brooke Hogan defends the photos of her dad, Hulk Hogan, applying suntan lotion to her ass.
“I thought Sex And The City was supposed to be about cutting-edge fashion and there was nothing remotely memorable or interesting about what I saw . . I went to the premiere and left after ten minutes.”
- Fashion designer Vivienne Westwood, 67, wasn’t impressed with the fashion in Sex and the City despite creating the dress worn by ‘Carrie’ on her wedding day.
“I’m a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at the bar, I will protect you.”
– Bret Michaels, on what his hair says about him to a woman.
”Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there.”
- Lionel Richie on the joys of being Nicole Richie’s father.
“I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”
- Robert Downey Jr. says in 2003 he was driving a car filled with “tons of f**king dope” when he stopped at the restaurant. Something about the experience made him throw all of the drugs he had into the Pacific Ocean and decide to clean up his life.
“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.”
- Kate Beckinsale says she is too good at sex to know how to cook.
“My dad lives in Montana in a tepee, and he gets cold, so he comes up to my house for the winters and stays in the garage. He’s got an air mattress set up for him; it’s very comfortable. I love him, but we have similar tastes. Living in close proximity, we get into little battles. Over the fridge, over supplies, just everyday average stuff. Toothpaste, clean towels… it becomes a little overbearing, so we keep him in the garage.”
- Shia LaBeouf’s 60-year-old dad, Jeffrey, sometimes lives in the garage of his home
