I guess the dress was actually orange, but it looks crazy yellow in this pic.

Her legs also look yellow. But I guess all chicken legs are..

Is it just me, or does Courtenay Semel look like an odd Simpson’s character?

I think it’s her lack of a chin and the overbite that does it. I don’t get why all the young Hollywood lesbians want to sink their teeth into that, but, eh, whatever.

Oh, STOP THE PRESSES! Forget the Simpson’s character bit, it just clicked. I know who it is she reminds me of now – HA! Jen from The Dark Crystal! (And yes, I had to look up the character’s name.)

Kourtney Kardashian, who I think is much cuter than her big assed sister, Kim, usually looks fab, but I’m not diggin’ on this getup. All the attention is at her waist and it makes her look bloated. But bitch’s extensions are flawless and I would kill for that handbag..

Posh clone Katie Holmes is looking more Posh that ever!

The cute little gal she used to be morphed into this chic praying mantis alien! It’s so creepy. It’s like they sucked all her blood out and replaced it with the Victoria’s blood.

Grow a backbone, Katie. You aren’t YOU anymore!

BTW: The cop in the background…I don’t think I have ever seen such a little face on such a big head!

Hulk Hogan’s 34-year-old girlfriend and daughter, Brooke, had a seemingly pleasant time together soaking up some sun, but who the hell can tell them apart?

Maybe Daddy likes it that way!

This family is so narcissistic that they only date people who look like themselves! Creepy!

Ok, I posted this yesterday afternoon but it was one of the posts that I lost, so in case you missed it here it is again.

It’s Derrick Barry, a 24-year-old Britney Spears impersonator, and this guy is GOOD! Britney needs to hire this guy to stage a comeback for her!

Love it!

Leelee Sobieski reminds me of a younger, hotter version of Helen Hunt. I cannot look at a picture of her and not see Helen!

[CelebUtopia]

Maybe I’m just evil, but…bitch looks like Ted Kennedy!

Ever since seeing Ashley Olsen rockin’ the bushy brows and black cutout dress last week I can’t help but think she got the look from Elizabeth Hurley, circa 1994.

Hurley dropped jaws in the daring safety pin Versace dress at the premiere of her then boyfriend’s Hugh Grant’s film, Four Weddings and a Funeral. Ashley resembles Hurley all the way down to the eyebrows. The look certainly might be new for Ashley, but Elizabeth has been there and done that, sister!

Who owned it?

I’m just saying…