“Leave her alone. She’s gonna be 16 soon and then 17 and then 18, and then she might show her knees and then what’s gonna happen?”

– Madonna defending Miley Cyrus‘ Vanity Fair photo shoot

Rob Lowe’s wife and attorney have responded to former nanny Laura Boyce’s accusations of sexual harassment.

Sheryl’s statement is as follows:

“As a mother of two young boys, it is sickening and disgusting that Mrs. Allred and Ms. Boyce would stoop so low as to drag a child into this latest, baseless, predatory lawsuit. To falsely attack my husband is one thing, to attack me is another, but to do this to our son reveals not only their lack of character, but how far they are willing to go to play the ‘lawsuit lotto.’”

“The charges against me are lies meant to embarrass and humiliate. I find it deeply offensive the false allegation that I would use racially insensitive comments. I’m certain that my dearest and longtime friend, and godfather to my children, Marcus Allen would beg to differ with their charges. We do not see color in my household; my children do not see color. It deeply saddens me that I even have to explain this to my children.

These false allegations are made all the more painful because our family has been betrayed by a woman we welcomed into our home and treated like family. Laura Boyce was physically abused by a man with whom she was having a relationship. I had to take her to the emergency room once, and advised her that she had to be more careful about the men she dated, and that she was running with the wrong crowd. We are shocked that she has now chosen to destroy our right to peace, quiet, and privacy.”

The Lowe family attorney Larry Stein has also responded to the claims brought forth by the nanny:

“Having struck out against Rob Lowe, Gloria Allred now seeks to drag his wife and children into the fray. In response to a lawsuit against Laura Boyce by the Lowes, Ms. Allred filed a cross-complaint on behalf of Boyce, which contains false allegations, in an apparent attempt to divert the negative publicity which Allred’s client, Gibson, has universally received.”

“Although framed as a sexual harassment claim against both Sheryl and Rob Lowe, the cross-complaint alleges only words by Sheryl and never mentions any words or conduct by Rob whatsoever. The alleged statements by Sheryl are totally unrelated to, and do not provide any support for, Gibson’s claims against Rob.”

This whole case is one big clusterf*ck. The first nanny, Jennifer Gibson, I don’t like. She seems smug and in the beginning, I thought she was full of sh*t. She might still be.

However, the second nanny, although overly dramatic with the tears, her story is more believable. I’m not saying it is true, because in this world of assholes, you can’t trust anyone. Bitches can conjure up fake tears in a jiffy when there is the promise of big money. And her tears were Oscar worthy.

I think it’s pretty funny that Sheryl felt the need to call her closest Afro-American friend (Marcus Allen) and have him vouch for her. Does that really mean anything? I don’t trust Sheryl. You know that saying, “The eyes are the window to the soul”? Well, her eyes are like beetie rat eyes.

I don’t know, I honestly keep going back and forth on this one. Rob was the founding father of sex scandals though, the pioneer of sex tapes. So you know his wife has to be a freak. We’ll just have to wait this one out and see what develops.

Another nanny has come forward in the Rob Lowe case, and this one is accusing his wife, Sheryl Lowe, of all the sexual advancements.

TMZ is reporting that Laura Boyce has filed a complaint with the LA County Superior Court accusing Ms. Lowe of all sorts of freaky behavior.

Although there are no allegations of inappropriate touching, she is alleging that her former employer walked around the house naked while (nanny Jessica Gibson claimed the same thing) constantly exposing herself, that she asked Boyce about the size of her NBA boyfriend’s penis - also asking how she could have sex with him.  Boyce also claims that Sheryl used her forearm to simulate the size of her boyfriend’s penis.

Boyce is also contending that Sheryl spoke of her and Rob’s sex life in detail, showing her their sex toys and talking about her children’s penises. Which, of all the allegations, is most disturbing.

The complaint also states that Boyce called in sick one day and Sheryl screamed that she “got strep throat from sucking ni**er d*ck. I mean, black d*ck.”

The Lowe’s are also being accused of wrongful termination, abuse of process, unpaid wages and labor violations.

Although Angelina Jolie has always been upfront and candid about her past drug use, a new videotape that allegedly shows her using heroin has been offered up for sale, possibly threatening her current status as a charitable contributor.

The National Enquirer (uhh, yeah) is reporting that Jolie can be seen snorting and smoking heroin in a videotape that was filmed before she was catapulted to stardom. The owner of the video is offering it up for sale for $70,000 and describes the tape as follows,

“It appears to be from the 1990s, right before Angelina - then in her 20s - was breaking out in films like Gia and Girl, Interrupted….the key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, ‘Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.’ Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube.”

Jolie has said in the past,

“I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD everything. I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated with it. I’m not immune, but I won’t do it now, at all.”

This is hardly shocking. It’s been a well known fact that Angelina played around with smack a bit while in her twenties. Even more recently there have been whispers, although unfounded, that she still dabbles in the drug when she’s not pregnant. Vicious rumors, or is there a little bit of truth to the gossip?

Sweet little squeaky-clean Miley Cyrus is hitting the internet once again with some slightly suggestive photos.

Cyrus, 15, has leaked a few photos of herself on the internet showing her in underwear recently and it seems they just keep coming.

Hollywood creates another attention whore.

Although considered ‘tame’, remember she is only 15 years old, and consider how many sick f*cks there are on the internet. :shiver:

This time Miley is photographed showing off her bright green bra by pulling her shirt down. She is also shown with some geeky looking guy friend, who she snuggles up next to.

A fun quote from Miss Miley:

“I’ve got to make really good decisions. And that helps me in my real life because it’s that little voice in my head telling me right from wrong. More than just for myself, but for the girls who are watching me.”

And she’ll obviously throw the boys a bone every now and then as well..