Archive for the ‘Celebrity Significant Others’ Category

Reese Witherspoon Jake Gyllenhaal Might Be Getting Married . . Eventually

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Reese-Jake-to-Wed

OK! magazine is reporting that Hollywood A-lister’s Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are getting married.

Apparently the couple have been talking about it for a little while and they’re saying it’s only a matter of time before Jake pops the question.

The publication quoted the manager of a restaurant where the couple had eaten recently. She went on and on about what a great couple they make, how darling they were, blah, blah, blah.. Then another source claims that Jake and Reese want to spend their lives together and should be formally engaged any day now.

So I guess my point is that they are NOT engaged at the time, nor do they have any official plans for a wedding, so don’t get too excited yet.

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Jessica Simpson

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

“I’m not going to lie and say that I don’t want to see Tony and me in the pictures. It is a good airplane reading if you throw it away when you get off. I’m good at that. I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing. That’s interesting to me. Do I read the stories? Not really. I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.”

- Jessica Simpson likes to see herself and Tony Romo in the gossip rags

Sheryl Lowe and Attorney Respond to Nanny’s Accusations

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Rob Lowe’s wife and attorney have responded to former nanny Laura Boyce’s accusations of sexual harassment.

Sheryl’s statement is as follows:

“As a mother of two young boys, it is sickening and disgusting that Mrs. Allred and Ms. Boyce would stoop so low as to drag a child into this latest, baseless, predatory lawsuit. To falsely attack my husband is one thing, to attack me is another, but to do this to our son reveals not only their lack of character, but how far they are willing to go to play the ‘lawsuit lotto.’”

“The charges against me are lies meant to embarrass and humiliate. I find it deeply offensive the false allegation that I would use racially insensitive comments. I’m certain that my dearest and longtime friend, and godfather to my children, Marcus Allen would beg to differ with their charges. We do not see color in my household; my children do not see color. It deeply saddens me that I even have to explain this to my children.

These false allegations are made all the more painful because our family has been betrayed by a woman we welcomed into our home and treated like family. Laura Boyce was physically abused by a man with whom she was having a relationship. I had to take her to the emergency room once, and advised her that she had to be more careful about the men she dated, and that she was running with the wrong crowd. We are shocked that she has now chosen to destroy our right to peace, quiet, and privacy.”

The Lowe family attorney Larry Stein has also responded to the claims brought forth by the nanny:

“Having struck out against Rob Lowe, Gloria Allred now seeks to drag his wife and children into the fray. In response to a lawsuit against Laura Boyce by the Lowes, Ms. Allred filed a cross-complaint on behalf of Boyce, which contains false allegations, in an apparent attempt to divert the negative publicity which Allred’s client, Gibson, has universally received.”

“Although framed as a sexual harassment claim against both Sheryl and Rob Lowe, the cross-complaint alleges only words by Sheryl and never mentions any words or conduct by Rob whatsoever. The alleged statements by Sheryl are totally unrelated to, and do not provide any support for, Gibson’s claims against Rob.”

This whole case is one big clusterf*ck. The first nanny, Jennifer Gibson, I don’t like. She seems smug and in the beginning, I thought she was full of sh*t. She might still be.

However, the second nanny, although overly dramatic with the tears, her story is more believable. I’m not saying it is true, because in this world of assholes, you can’t trust anyone. Bitches can conjure up fake tears in a jiffy when there is the promise of big money. And her tears were Oscar worthy.

I think it’s pretty funny that Sheryl felt the need to call her closest Afro-American friend (Marcus Allen) and have him vouch for her. Does that really mean anything? I don’t trust Sheryl. You know that saying, “The eyes are the window to the soul”? Well, her eyes are like beetie rat eyes.

I don’t know, I honestly keep going back and forth on this one. Rob was the founding father of sex scandals though, the pioneer of sex tapes. So you know his wife has to be a freak. We’ll just have to wait this one out and see what develops.

Awhhh..Benji Writes Paris a Love Song

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

People magazine is reporting that Benji Madden is so enthralled with his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, that he wrote a love song about her.

A love song? About Paris Hilton? I can only imagine.

Oh, Paris
My heinous heiress
your vag is truly garish
but the publicity i will cherish
though my manhood shall likely perish

Ok that sucks. Big time. But it’s probably better than the real thing. Anyhow, Paris said,

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

Okay, but has he seen her feet yet?

Amy Winehouse Arrested for Assault / Blake’s New Woman?

Friday, April 25th, 2008

amy winehouse arrested

Photos: DailyMail.co.uk

Amy Winehouse was arrested earlier today in London on suspicion of assault.

Amy reported to the London police station by appointment for questioning regarding the incident we told you about yesterday where she head-butted a man who was trying to hail her a cab. Winehouse, who was completely trashed at the time, thought the man was molesting her.

amy winehouse arrested

A Scotland Yard spokesman stated, “A 24-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of assault after attending a central London police station by appointment. She is currently in custody.”

When Amy arrived at the station she must have been loaded because a police spokesperson said she was initially not fit to be interrogated. “The doctor has seen the 24-year old woman and has said that she is not fit to be interviewed. That means that we cannot deal with her for at least four hours and until the doctor has seen her again.”

If Amy is found guilty of assault she faces up to six months in jail and a £2,000 fine.

Meanwhile, Blake Fielder-Civil made an appearance in court today just hours before his wife was arrested. Amy did not make the hearing, but a young blonde named Sophie Schandorff, who was obviously very much into Blake, did. Blake seemed elated.

They were seen mouthing “I love you” to each other repeatedly. Blake said, “You all right, babe?” and made a waving gesture to her to suggest she come visit him in prison. And again she mouthed back, “I love you, I love you”, before the court warned her to stop. Later she told reporters that she and Blake are good friends who have known each other for awhile. Riiigghht.

Oh, can’t you just feel it? Amy and Blake’s junkie love story is about to come to an end. So much for happy endings.

Vanilla Ice Arrested in Domestic Violence Dispute

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Vanilla Ice mugshot

I didn’t know Vanilla was rockin’ the wonk eye!

Rob Van Winkle, a.k.a. Vanilla Ice, was arrested last night after being involved in a heated altercation with his wife.

Laura Van Winkle called the police and told them that he was kicking and hitting her. However, after police arrived she changed her story saying he had merely pushed her.

Rob was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on a charge of simple domestic battery.

Laura told police, “He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter. I’m sorry I can’t say any more until I talk to an attorney.”

She also stated that she wants a divorce from her husband.

Rob told authorities that his wife is bipolar and although medicated is prone to ‘argumentative episodes’. He added that the couple had been fighting since the day before and claims his wife threw a picture that shattered by himself and their children. He denies pushing her.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are Engaged

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Ashlee Simpson, 23, and Pete Wentz, 28, are engaged to be married.

A source told Us magazine, “They are ecstatic and can’t wait to be man and wife. They will be getting married before the end of the year.”

Simpson’s spokesperson confirmed the news, “Yes, they are happily engaged.” However, they wouldn’t confirm if the pop star is pregnant.

Simpson posted the following on friendsorenemies.com yesterday:

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged.”

Simpson and Wentz have been together since 2006.

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn Call Off Divorce

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have decided to call off their divorce and have been seen out and about together in recent days.

A dismissal was filed and granted in court on Tuesday and that same day the couple was seen at an Eddie Veder concert where Sean dedicated a song to Robin for her 42nd birthday.

The couple each filed for divorce separately last December. They have been married 11 years and have 2 children.

I guess Petra wasn’t that good. Heh.





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