Levi will expose his Johnston in Playgirl!

Levi Johnston is psyched about his upcoming photo shoot for Playgirl magazine.

The daddy of Bristol Palin’s child apparently has no qualms when it comes to exposing his piece of 19-year-old manhood. His manager, Tank Jones, told Us Weekly that Levi plans on showing everything. “He’s pumped! He’s ready to shock the world. The hell with fifteen minutes!”

He adds that Levi is more than anxious to show off his wiley weasel, even in front of him. “As a matter of fact, when I picked him up, he came out the house naked. I said ‘not now!’”

When asked by Us Weekly about getting naked in front of his manager, Levi brushed it off, saying:

“I just get naked. That’s what I do.”

And Dirk Diggler v2.0 is born.

“I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right.” – Dirk Diggler, “Boogie Nights”.

Levi Johnston to pose in Playgirl

Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby, has accepted an offer to pose in Playgirl magazine – naked!

* Gasp! *

The 19-year-old is reportedly working out with a personal trainer, 3-hours a day, 6-days a week, to prepare for his “big reveal”. He’s also on a very strict low-carb, high protein diet. The magazine will most likely hit newsstands before the end of the year.

Levi, who is no longer with Bristol Palin, his child’s mother, is looking to start a career in modeling and/or acting and is hoping this shoot may help jump start his career. He’s been looking for a reality show of his own, and his first commercial (Wonderful brand pistachios)  hits televisions this week.

From MSNBC:

In the short spot, Johnston walks toward the camera with Jones, an Anchorage private investigator who also is Johnston’s bodyguard. As they approach the camera, fan voices call out to Johnston off-screen. As he snaps open a pistachio, a voiceover declares, “Now Levi Johnston does it with protection” — a reference that Johnston has said in interviews that he and Bristol sometimes had unprotected sex.

Classy! You can see where all this is headed…

Porn.

Well hello there, Rihanna’s nipples!

Rihanna shows off a nipple piercing by rocking a see-through tank top with no bra underneath yesterday, shown here as she arrived at ‘Da Silvano’ restaurant in the West Village, NY.

Celebrity women whip their tits out all the time now, don’t they? There are no secrets about who is pierced, who has quarter-sized nipples and who has half dollars. It’s all about, “Look at ME!”  Fashion, my ass, wearing see-through pieces like this is just another way to make sure you are in the papers/blogs. And it works. Could you imagine if female celebs would have been the way they are now, back in earlier days?

A Princess Grace upskirt clam shot as she is getting out of the car, an Audrey Hepburn nipple slip on the red carpet? Hell no, those ladies had class! There are no standards anymore. It’s all about whipping out your goods and flaunting them. Because having millions of people adore you just isn’t enough!

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Channing Tatum stripping

Who knew Channing Tatum was a stripper before he made it big?

Seriously! He went by the name of, get this, Chan Crawford! A little too much like Chace Crawford, heh.

Check him out as an exotic dancer in 1999, stripping in Florida at a joint called Male Encounter. WHOA!

[Us]

Ashley Greene scandalous leaked nude photos appeared on the internet Monday

Nude photos of actress Ashley Greene surfaced on the internet this week but were quickly pulled down after Greene’s lawyer demanded websites remove them or face legal repercussion.

The latest in MANY scandalous nude photos of actresses being leaked online, the Twilight star is the latest to fall victim to a nude photo scandal. That, or she is a strategic publicity seeker…as most of the so called “victims” are.

So if you haven’t seen the nude pics by now, you might not be able to see them. But regardless, Ashley is curently the focal point of the internet, and so I guess you can say, “mission accomplished”.

Vanessa Hudgens is naked yet again!

Vanessa sure likes to get naked and take photos, doesn’t she?

Then she mysteriously (yeah, right) leaks the naked photos them onto the internet herself. Bitch, please! Is being a celebrity not enough for you? Apparently not.

Vanessa Hudgens is not only naked, she poses blowing kisses to the camera, teasingly sticking her hand down her pants and trying oh so hard to look like a vixen. If this isn’t a desperate cry for attention, I’m not sure what is.

After seeing the pics I have to say, “Half-dollar.” If you get my drift..

Unfortunately you probably remember the “Long Island Lolita,” Amy Fisher, who, at the age of 16 shot her lover’s wife in the face.

Well, here we are seventeen years later, and Amy Fisher hasn’t changed much. She is still a low-life, attention craving tramp who is using the tragedy and her notoriety to make a living.

Hardly shocking is the fact the Amy has recently started her own porn website, starring, of course, herself.

The 34-year-old says, “I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.’ ”

[NYP]

Chelsea Handler will be in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine and here is a sneak peek.

Handler poses naked, with only an Applause sign to cover her rear. Now, I most certainly LOVE Chelsea, but still, it’s amazing what the old airbrush can do!