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Tila Tequila Rants on UStream

Spicy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:32:43 +0000

Tila on Ustream

Tila Tequila went off on a massively long and CA-RAZY rant Wednesday on her UStream and oh my gosh, what I would give to have seen it!

According to those who did, Tila ranted about all sorts of crap as she stripped down to her birthday suit, even exposing her tampon string! She was out of it and seemed high – or totally wasted on something. Oh lawd, this girl is a MESS! According to TMZ, she even said that she was an angel who was going to save the world with her “army.” Egad girlfriend, get OVER your skanky self. The rest of us have..

Of course Tila had to take stabs at ex-boyfriend, Shawne Merriman, while broadcasting her naked self in front of everyone. She called him a woman beater and drug his name through the mud – again.

Although in the beginning I wasn’t sure who to believe, I’m starting to think that SHE is the insane one. I never want to just assume that someone lied about being assaulted, but damn, I don’t know, this chick has some serious issues.

And GET THIS, Thursday TMZ caught up with her and asked her about her bizarre naked rant, and she blamed it on, of course, Shawne Merriman. She didn’t exactly say his name, but she said that she had “flashbacks” that caused her to flip out a little. Her attorney is now saying that she is suffering from post traumatic stress disorder. Heh. Uh huh.

What’s your opinion, Smackaholics, and did any of you see the broadcast? If so, DISH!!

UPDATE! From Celebrity Smack reader Valerie:

After listening to her rave on for what seemed like an eternity, she started her strip tease on her living room chair to music featuring her recorded song, ‘MaryJane.’ She ended up stumbling around and falling over backward over the chair. That set off a tirade of squeals, and hysterical ramblings of “Epic Fail.” She restarted the music and started again promising her ‘babies’ that she would get it right this time.

It truly was hard to watch the rest of her insane meltdown as she writhed around, striped, twiddled with her tampon string and masturbated. Ughh…gross.

She may make claims that she doesn’t drink alcohol, but she was definitely high on something. Her eyes looked glazed over, her speech was slurred and at times she was incoherent.

Guess her attorney is excusing her behavior directly as a result of the alleged domestic abuse allegations against her former boyfriend Shawne Merriman indicating that this has “pushed her over the edge.”

Yeh, right. I don’t buy it. Me thinks that she is plainly a drug addicted nut case and doing all she can to stretch that 15 minutes of fame and going out with a bang so to speak. Hopefully, it won’t end sadly with that gun she freely waved around.

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Kevin Connelly is Looking for an Orgy!

Spicy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:15:55 +0000

Kevin Connolly

Just a nice little piece of dirty gossip for you about Entourage’s Kevin Connolly.

We have heard a lot of creepy things about the Entourage cast, particularly that they are pigs when it comes to how they treat women.

(Remember model Irina Voronina saying Adrian Grenier and the rest of the cast sexually harrassed her and another Russian model while filming the show’s promo?)

Well, now there’s another slimy tale lurking about – this time about Kevin Connolly.

I have an exclusive (and extremely dependable) source who lives in Lafayette, LA. This just happens to be where the Disney film Secretariat is being filmed. Diane Lane, John Malkovich and, what do you know, Kevin Connolly all have roles in the film.

Well, while Kevin’s been in town, he’s been hooking up with a young, local hottie, according to our source, who works as a bartender. The source goes on to say that while in the bar recently, the girl he is sleeping with introduced Kevin to a group of her friends. And in true Entourage fashion, he promptly asked them all if they’d like to have an orgy!

What a prick move! Little 5′ 5″ Connolly definitely is strutting his stuff around town like he is “the man”. Our bartender says he’s an ass and she doesn’t want to have anything to do with him or his ego.

Good for you, sister. But too bad your girlfriend is shallow enough to sleep with the dork only because he’s quasi-famous. Hopefully she’s smart enough to make him wear a jimmy. That peen has been around the block.

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Sienna Miller’s Slinky Wizard

Spicy — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:33:36 +0000

Sienna Miller and new man, Slinky Wizard vacation in Ibiza, Spain.

Sienna has moved on from the married Balthazar Getty to new boyfriend George Barker, aka “DJ Slinky Wizard”. Are we sure that isn’t the name of his willy?

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Tila Tequila Does It For The Kids

Infamous Kidd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:15:39 +0000

Tila Tequila emerged from The Shire to walk the red carpet (even though it looks pretty blue to me) and attend VH1’s Save The Music event at MyHouse.

Considering this shindig is meant to help restore music education programs in public schools, it is only fitting that she felt the need to wear few clothes, and then rip open her top to flash her slightly covered breasts for all to see. After all, we all know that’s how things really get accomplished at your average PTA meeting.

Plus, Tila Tequila is just doing it for the kids, and there’s nothing wrong with trying to protect the children. How else is little 12-year-old Sally supposed to know what her body might develop into at the age of 13, if she isn’t able to actually see it on Tila Tequila, who just so happens to have the body of a 13-year-old, with breasts implants thrown in for good measure? It’s glad to know we have caring and dedicated role models around for today’s youth. The Kidd can’t think of anyone more perfect for such a role than a chick who got famous by posing scantily clad on the internet and then turned that notoriety into a TV dating show where she pretended to be bisexual in order to get ratings. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mother Theresa!

[Photo: RK, WENN.com]

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Noemi Letizia PICTURES

Spicy — Fri, 29 May 2009 06:36:13 +0000

Noemi Letizia and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi are thought to possibly be having an affair.

The billionaire, 72, bought the 18-year-old model a gold and diamond necklace for her birthday last week. However, he has denied any inappropriate relationship with the girl, even saying that he will resign if caught lying.

I don’t know much about this story, but I do know that men normally don’t give gold and diamonds to women who aren’t their wife – unless they’re screwing them.

Nice chola eyebrows, bitch.

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Russell Brand in His Underwear

Spicy — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:11:34 +0000

Russell Brand and his latest conquest briefly appear outside on the balcony of their Sydney hotel.

Nice tighty-whiteys, Russell! And they’re not even tight. Call those the loose-cabooses instead. Geeze, I would expect a self-proclaimed sex-god to at least have on a leopard spotted thong or something!

[Photograph: ©Scope Features, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Amy Fisher Starts Porn Website

Spicy — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:14:47 +0000

Unfortunately you probably remember the “Long Island Lolita,” Amy Fisher, who, at the age of 16 shot her lover’s wife in the face.

Well, here we are seventeen years later, and Amy Fisher hasn’t changed much. She is still a low-life, attention craving tramp who is using the tragedy and her notoriety to make a living.

Hardly shocking is the fact the Amy has recently started her own porn website, starring, of course, herself.

The 34-year-old says, “I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.’ ”

[NYP]

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Russell Brand

Spicy — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:20:22 +0000

“Work out how many days and, here’s a simple rule, triple it!”

- Russell Brand to GQ magazine when asked how many women he sleeps with in one month.

[Photo: Focus Pictures, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Fabio Still Manages to Pull Tail

Spicy — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:41:19 +0000

Male model Fabio leaves Preggo restaurant with his arms draped round multiple bar flies.

Well, flies do love sh*t, don’t they? Heh.

Would you hit it?

__________

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Classy Mom

Spicy — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:50:54 +0000

Pamela Anderson returns to Los Angeles after partying hard in Las Vegas.

Bitch still can’t seem to find her pants.

Getting older must be so hard on her…she has nothing to fall back on. Except a dirty mattress..

No wonder she is always wasted.