After Pamela Anderson’s wild weekend in Miami, the rumormill is abuzz with stories about her crazy behavior.

Pammy was half dressed, obviously intoxicated and was sporting what the New York Post called, “mysterious bruise marks on her back,” as she partied like a rock star last weekend .

Although we cannot explain why she was overtly tipsy, or why she had no pants on, we can explain the mysterious marks on her shoulder.

After a little research I found an interview that Pam did with UKs ‘Now!’ magazine. In it she explained where she got the scars on her let shoulder.

“I have a scar on my left shoulder where leeches attacked me in a lake when I was nine.”

Gross, yeah, but at least they aren’t something weirder. With Pam you never know. It’s not like she actually takes care of her body or anything.

More details have also emerged from last weekend about her wacky/slutty behavior.

Pam was said to have been falling all over the place and was later seen passed out on BFF artist David LaChappelle’s shoulder. But that wasn’t the end of Pam, oh no..

She bounced back (probably with a little help, *ahem*) and was seen returning to her hotel room at 11:00am the next day with some random guy. And random guy was not anyone she was seen with earlier in the night. So who knows.

Just call him lucky, I guess.

The always classy 41-year-old Pamela Anderson stepped out in only her underwear this weekend.

Shocking, I know.

And despite being the mother of two boys approaching their teens, this aging sex kitten still likes to flaunt her body everywhere she goes.

Saturday was no exception when she attended an exclusive art gallery event in Miami wearing a mismatched bizarre outfit that included orange and black underwear, a sloppy off-the-shoulder t-shirt, and a sock hat.

…and probably a fat baggie of blow in her Campbell’s soup handbag.

I am going to call Pammy out here. She seemed so concerned last month when she complained about kids teasing her two boys because their mommy is a whore. Well, just look at her now. Just look at how concerned she is!

It sucks to age and lose your looks when that is all you have to offer the world.

We all know that Lindsay Lohan loves the cock – no matter if she is in a relationship with Samantha Ronson or not.

We also know that Sean Penn likes young startlets. So when these two met up at Penn’s recent private party for Milk, the animal attraction was noticed by all.

The party was held at New York’s, The John Dory, a restaurant which Penn owns a piece of.

When Lindsay arrived she promptly sat by Penn, who “nuzzled” and held her.

The two reportedly looked very comfortable together, and before long, left to attend an after party.

And you wonder why Sam gets so jealous of Lindsay. Lindsay needs sex! She needs to be loved all the time. And by loved I mean get the sh*t plowed out of her.

She hasn’t changed just because she is with Samantha..

Lindsay is a classic example of someone looking for love in bed because her parents never loved her the way they should have. So she seeks it between the sheets.

She and Sam are doomed.

Trust.

Ice-T’s rump of smooth skin wife, Coco, wants everyone to know that she wins the Halloween attention whore of the year award.

At last night’s premiere of Soul Men, Coco could not wait to let everyone know that she will be naked for this extra special holiday.

“It’s my day! I get to get naked! Finally!”

I know, finally, right? Pfft..c’mon, we’ve all see it, sweetheart.

Ice-T is so proud of his exhibitionist weeble wife. He loves that she loves getting guys all worked up and flaunts herself in their faces.

Last night was no exception.

He boasted, “You know, a lot of people comment, but some chicks like to be wild. You come home and they’re standing on the couch and they want to jump at you and tackle you. Coco’s one of them girls.”

Well, grandpa has to have something to keep him young..

[NYM]

Outspoken singer, Pink, recently named John Mayer as her most hated celebrity.

She met the playboy singer at a party recently and was appalled when he told her that he only sleeps with dumb chicks.

She said,

“I got into an argument with him. I don’t believe him as much as he believes him. He said something along the lines of, ‘I only shag really stupid women.’ And I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’ I don’t get him at all.”

Man, Mayer has really turned into a penis, hasn’t he? When he first jumped on the scene, he was a hairy, pasty looking dweeb. Back then he claimed he was done sleeping with groupies because he didn’t feel good about it.

“I slept with, like, three girls in a week. I thought that’s what you did. But there was one girl, I don’t remember anything about her, but I left my own body and looked down at myself and said, ‘Huhuh. Not you.’ I stayed up all night and didn’t sleep.”

Pink’s right. Ayone who would willingly give it up to someone so arrogant is a dumb bitch.

Someone give this guy an STD.

[Sun]

For weeks now, rumors have been flying that the marriage of Katie Price and Peter Andre is in shambles.

The couple have been spending more and more time apart lately. In the past week alone, both have been spotted out at different clubs – on the same evening. Peter even flew to the United States without his wife this week.

Three years after the couple’s elaborate wedding, Price admits that all they do is argue “all the time”.

Lately, Katie has been portraying her alter-ego, Jordan, more often than that of wife and mother, Katie Price.  She’s been hitting the party circuit hard again while dressed in lingerie, and has been seen leaving nightclubs completely trashed.

Peter has never hid the fact that he hates it when Katie abuses drugs and alcohol.

He has said,

“I trust her when she’s sober, but I don’t trust her when she’s drinking. It makes our relationship vulnerable. From the moment she starts drinking I lose her and I won’t get her back until the next morning.”

Or sometimes a few days.

Recently Katie admitted that the couple had gotten into an arguement earlier this month, and that she left their home and did not return for days.

She dished, ”I did walk out on him and we didn’t see or speak to each other for a couple of days.”  However, she was quick to add, “We’re in love for God’s sake. We are not breaking up.”

First off, being gone for a couple days is not a good sign. I don’t care what she says. Peter has always been adamant that his wife not return to her out of control party lifestyle, and that if she did, he wouldn’t care to be a part of it.

Katie had a thing for nose candy back in the day, and has even admitted to lying to Peter about scoring it in the past. This time is probably no different. Coke whores don’t usually disappear for a few days without scoring a few grams of the sh*t..

Peter is going to probably end up leaving her. She treats him like crap. She’s a spoiled, selfish, aging attention seeker who loves no one more than herself.

It won’t be long and she’ll be on her own, with Peter having kicked her to the curb. Then Jordan will bounce back on the scene, being photographed drunk as hell, pantyless and spread eagle while making out with some random chick in the back of a fancy car.

Just you wait.

[DM]

File this one under, “Oh, damn, that’s TMI!”

In an interview this morning with the hens of The View, George Hamilton confessed that at the age of 12 he slept with his stepmother. Something, he says, was actually quite normal.

“When I was very young, 12, I had a relationship with my stepmother. Yeah. She was about 28, 30. It was very normal.”

“My father never knew about it. It was very normal. She didn’t make me feel bad about it. The bottom line is it didn’t feel abnormal. From my point of view it wasn’t something so crazy – I don’t think it warped me in my life.

“It went on for a short period of time, when I was 12, and then strangely enough when I was of age and I was an actor in Hollywood I met her again, she was as beautiful, and we had a sort of follow up.

“My father passed away in the middle of it.”

Wow, is it me, or is this guy cold – and warped!

First off, not only did he repeatedly have sexual relations with his father’s wife, he goes on National television to brag about it! He obviously doesn’t feel bad about it, and says he never felt “abused”. Way to get all the child molesters worked up..gah.

Check out the full interview here:

It seems the clown-faced bobsie twins that Hef is getting down with these days have a little bit of a past.

The girls, Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) seem to have some anger issues. The sisters, both 19, were busted in St. Petersburg, Fla. last January for felony aggravated battery and had to pay restitution to their two victims.

Karissa is the more eviler of the two, also having a misdemeanor battery charge stemming from an incident last year.

Just look at that face – and those brows! (in the mugshot) Bitch looks like a force to be reckoned with.

Hef, you’re slipping buddy. And I bet he knows it too. My guess is the twins, who are probably squealing with joy over the recent publicity they have gotten, will fizzle out faster than they came into the picture.

Now that Holly Madison has officially come out saying she and Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner are over, the attention has turned to Hef, to get his side of the story.

Hef tells E!, “If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

He goes on to explain that the relationship took a turn for the worse six months ago after he found out he was unable to have a child with Madison.

“With my sperm count, it’s not possible. I was willing but it was not possible. She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

Whether it’s all a big publicity ploy, or Hugh really was in the dark about his failed relationship, he wasted no time finding a couple of new blonde bedroom buddies. Twins, in fact.

19-year-old sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon are very eager to take the place of Holly and Kendra Hendrickson, who is also leaving the mansion “by the end of the year,” according to Hef.

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” he says.

Not only does he have more than a handful with the two sisters, he also has another young girl, a college senior from Georgia, Amy Leigh Andrews, who is willing to do anything to become part of the action as well.

“She was testing here this past weekend, and she said she’d like to be a girlfriend, too.” With a coy smile adds, “I’m dancing as fast as I can.”

[E!]