Someone vandalized Sienna Miller’s home by spray painting ‘SLUT’ in big letters on the wall.

The word was accompanied by a circle with an ‘X’ in it, and The Sun, being the drama queens that they are, say it “looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan.”  Umm, no. It’s a circle with an ‘X’ in it. Get real, people.

No one caught the person who did it, but you know that they are sitting back, having a nice little laugh over this. And I’m sure Balthazar Getty’s wife is too.

And when I say ‘it’ I mean semen.

This guy is such an attention whore! He will say just about anything for publicity or to promote his upcoming reality show, Rock of Love Bus. Let’s just call it the Bang Bus!

This time Bret Michaels tells People magazine that he is still “in love” with Ambre Lake, the winner of Rock of Love 2.

“I still love her.  I’m not really over her yet. We still hang. She was just out with me a couple days ago and we were having a great time. She’s really got it. I think she’s great.”

Whoa, back up.  Bret loves his Ambre?  Since when?  Oh, whoops, I’m sorry, I guess that was his dick talking..!  My bad!

“The reason for destruction of all my relationships is that I’m passionate about being on the road and making music.  I have great relationships. But the women I date don’t realize that I spend between 6 and 8 months of my life on the road — touring or traveling or seeing family with my daughters.”

Ok, fine.  Then why the hell do you keep having these lame reality shows?  Oh yeah, because #1: His band sucks.  #2: He can score lots o’ trim. #3: He can score lots o’ trim.

But Bret keeps up the facade, pretending to be love starved.  He thinks his next reality show could possibly find him ‘the one,’ being as the girls will learn what it’s like to live with him on the road.

“Wait till they travel on a bus and are living in and out of a suitcase under the bay of the hotel,” he says. “You know they’re going to show up here with 14 suitcases when you can fit about one. I have two pairs of jeans … You learn to live like that. It’s a whole different life.”

Bret adds that he never leads the girls on or toys with their affections.  He only wants ‘the meat’ of the relationship.  Heh.

“I’m pretty honest with the girls.  I tell them, ‘Look, we’re dating. There’s no white picket fence.’ It’s not like all of a sudden the show’s over and the next day we’re married and that kind of thing.”

As for getting married, does he think it will happen someday?

“I don’t know,” he says. “I never really thought about it.”

Not only is Shauna Sand trashier than anyone I can think of in Hollywood, (and that’s saying something!) she’s also dumber than a bag of rocks.

Check out her and her slutty friend who dress up in lingerie before heading out to a party at the Playboy mansion. Along the way they make sure they are spotted by all the cameras…

Ex-husband and man slut Lorenzo Lamas also has a lovely little cameo in this video.

I can’t believe those two ever broke up. They are a match made in heaven!

You probably saw the naked photos of Sienna Miller on the set of her upcoming film, Hippie Hippie Shake, that were leaked online last October.

In the film, Sienna is a 60s peace & love child, and has two sex scenes in the film, requiring her to put all her (well used) ladyparts on display.

There was only one problem. Sienna lacked the wild and crazy ‘bush’ that women in those days rocked.

A studio source told UK’s Mirror,

“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless. The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties, and this extends to her personal upkeep. Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes. Meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.”

He added, “A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.”

A merkin? Can someone tell me how it is that I have have never heard this word before - because it’s totally my new favorite word. I had to Google a merkin (I just said it again, heh) and see what one of these creatures looks like. I wasn’t disappointed. For only $38, you too can have a lovely full on beard for your clam- made of real human hair, from men’s chest hair, of course.

What an awesome April Fool’s joke.

Heh.

Holy slut monster!

What the hell is Jodie Marsh parading around in? Everyone knows this crazy bitch loves attention, but I honestly don’t think I have seen her in anything trashier! Oh wait, I almost forgot..!

So I guess this is her second most sluttiest outfit..

But the outfit obviously didn’t garner all the attention she desired so she started making out with some chick in front of the cameras to ensure every eye was on her. “Look at me, everyone! I’m a slut that you want to stick your peen into!”

Gross hooker.

You don’t see me posting about Sienna Miller much because, basically, I can’t stand the dirty twat.

If you’re a whore, you’re a whore - but sluts who sleep with married guys are the lowest of stank tramps on the stripper pole. I’ve had it out for Sienna since she was screwing a married Jude Law.

Poor Balthaazar Getty’s wife, she’s apparently “humiliated” by her husband’s public dalliances with Miller. Who wouldn’t be? The couple have 4 children together, including a 10-month-old. They have been married for 8 years but are said to have been living separate lives for a little while.

When Sienna sees something she wants - she f*cks it. I’m just hoping karma is around the corner waiting to f*ck her..