Holy slut monster!

What the hell is Jodie Marsh parading around in? Everyone knows this crazy bitch loves attention, but I honestly don’t think I have seen her in anything trashier! Oh wait, I almost forgot..!

So I guess this is her second most sluttiest outfit..

But the outfit obviously didn’t garner all the attention she desired so she started making out with some chick in front of the cameras to ensure every eye was on her. “Look at me, everyone! I’m a slut that you want to stick your peen into!”

Gross hooker.

You don’t see me posting about Sienna Miller much because, basically, I can’t stand the dirty twat.

If you’re a whore, you’re a whore - but sluts who sleep with married guys are the lowest of stank tramps on the stripper pole. I’ve had it out for Sienna since she was screwing a married Jude Law.

Poor Balthaazar Getty’s wife, she’s apparently “humiliated” by her husband’s public dalliances with Miller. Who wouldn’t be? The couple have 4 children together, including a 10-month-old. They have been married for 8 years but are said to have been living separate lives for a little while.

When Sienna sees something she wants - she f*cks it. I’m just hoping karma is around the corner waiting to f*ck her..

Pamela Anderson’s new E! reality series, Old Loose Tramp Girl on the Loose premieres on August 3rd.

Hogan Knows Breast - Brooke Strips For Daddy

At Brooke Hogan’s premiere party for her new lame reality series she decided she would strip down and do a burlesque show - because you know, that’s how you get yourself ahead in this world.

Never mind that daddy was going to be there!

Brooke looked like a rump roast busting out of it’s strings in her 2-sizes-too-small corset and tiny little sequined panties.

What exactly is Brooke trying to prove? She is so clueless that she doesn’t understand what a trashy stripper she looks like.

Bitch could definitely make more money stripping in Vegas than she could singing. People would pay good coin just to take a look at that mangina!

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Candice Houlihan, 32, an erotic dancer, is probably just one of the many women Alex Rodriguez bedded while married to his estranged wife Cynthia.

She’s now coming forward to tell-all about their sexual rendezvous because, well, she’s a stripper, and those bitches will do anything for cold hard cash and a little attention.

Candice says that A-Rod is extremely talented in bed. In fact, she gushes so much about it it makes you wonder if he’s paying her off to say it all!

“If it’s true Madonna has sampled Alex’s charms, then she’ll know what I mean when I say she’s a lucky lady. And if not then I can tell her he is the most amazing lover she’ll ever have and she should give it a whirl. I know she’s very sexually experienced but I bet even she hasn’t experienced anything like Alex before.”

“What he can do to satisfy a woman is amazing, he’s very gifted in that department. The two nights I shared with him were magical and given half the chance I would do it again in a heartbeat—even though I felt bad when I found out about his wife. In that way he’s just like any other guy.”

Yeah, I’m sure she felt bad. She felt so bad that she was compelled to tell the world about it.

Hooker.

Candice says she met A-Rod at a game between the Yankees and the Boston Red Sox. He was checking her out while warming up and she was probably acting like a total groupie, hovering around the players in some teeny outfit or something.

Anyhow he told her that he’d like to meet her after the game for a drink (we all know what that means) and she agreed. She adds that she was shocked when he actually showed up. The two downed tequila shots and drank Sex on the Beach cocktails.

“He sat right next to me and for about an hour we talked non-stop. It was clear he was interested in me and I was definitely interested in him. Alex asked if my friend, her boyfriend and I wanted to go back to his hotel for some drinks. In the back of the taxi he kissed me for the first time—and I knew then what else was on the cards.”

The other couple only stayed a short while. I’m sure they got the hint.

“As soon as the door shut behind them Alex smiled at me, picked me up with his huge muscly arms and threw me over his shoulder. I felt like the luckiest girl alive. He is so strong and easily carried me into his bedroom area and gently put me down on the bed and began taking off his clothes. Then he slipped off my short denim mini skirt and hot pink sweater so we were both naked. We had the most amazing sex for about two hours. Alex was a very generous lover and he knew there was more than one person to satisfy. We were pretty creative too and did it in loads of positions.”

Candice says that when Alex left the following morning that he kissed her and took her number with him.

She claims she didn’t know Alex’s wife was pregnant (like it would have mattered) until she Googled Alex later that day. Regardless, she says she doesn’t regret what she did. And obviously so because a few months later she screwed him again.

This time she says they had sex twice and then he bailed on her, saying he had an early game the following day.

“So I got dressed, gathered my stuff and left and I have not heard from him since. I knew what it was all about and I have no problem with that. I was not looking for anything more. I knew he had a wife and that we could take this no further, that was just the way it was. But I think her divorcing him is the smart thing to do. A leopard never changes his spots.”

She’s a whore and she’s proud!

I’m sure there will be more strippers/sluts coming forward about their sexual escapades with Alex. That homeboy got around. Where’s his pack of lovechildren? Betcha there’s a clan of them!

Ok, so everyone knows the recent story about Jessica Simpson and her “Real Girls Eat Meat” t-shirt and how afterward Pamela Anderson, spokesperson for PETA, called her a bitch and a whore for wearing it.

I’m not sure if this is a real “Hollywood Feud” as certain media is branding it, but according to some rumors Jessica was pretty pissed after hearing Pammy attacked her during a radio interview.  So much so, that she was ready to launch a full fledged catfight with the aging 41-year-old sex symbol.

A source said, “She was deeply hurt and upset at the comments.  To say Jessica is mad about it is an understatement.  She is disgusted at Pamela’s remarks and fully intended to go after her, until her family made her see sense.  Her folks told her not to make a big deal of it — as that would only get Pamela the press she’s so desperate for.”

I would love to see those two bimbos go at it!  Nothing like a couple of slutty bar bitches in a hair extension-pulling fight!  Woohoo - make mine a double!

Pamela Anderson, who is mostly known for her huge fake titties and her hairless vagina, called Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore for wearing a shirt that said, “Real Girls Eat Meat,” last week.

Anderson, who is a strong supporter of PETA made the comments on Australian radio. She also said that Jessica, “. .was not referring to actual, you know, cows and chickens. I think she was referring to men.”

Of course, that’s just how Pammy thinks. Actually, more like, “Real Girls Screw Guys Who They Lost a Bet To - Then They Marry Them!”

So shut your pie-hole (the small one), Pam. You don’t have a leg to stand on when calling someone a whore.

Listen here:

Pam’s Whore-ifying Attack on Jessica Simpson (TMZ Exclusive)