Although you bitches don’t comment on here nearly enough, (don’t get me started) every once in awhile you all get on a roll and say some funny sh*t.

I couldn’t just pick one comment to highlight this week, there were multiple. So I decided to post them all, in case you missed them. I love it when you guys make me laugh.

So without further adieu, here are the snarkiest comments of the week.

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Reader ‘gumball‘ commented on Britney’s New Body, My Ass, Part II and had this to say about Britney’s supposed ‘new, thinner body’.

“What they mean is..I have a ‘functioning’ healthier body without acid reflux, flushing, muscular pains, fainting, weird hunger cravings, constipation, diarrhea, bloating, boils, rashes, oily skin and acne, monthly cramps or incontinence, etc..”

So right on the money! Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

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Reader ‘she once again‘ commented on Katy Perry’s Parents Hate Her ‘I Kissed a Girl’ song, and I have to agree 100% with what he/she said…

“If I was her mother I’d be ashamed that my daughter wrote such a crap song. Such a crap, crap song.”

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‘Amanda De Cavenet‘ thinks she knows who A Really Painful Blind Item is referring to. Apparently even the chickens are clucking about it..

“Its not a blind item here in Hollywood, they are talking about it at the KFC on sunset for crying out loud. everyone knows its Vinny.”

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Past Smacks

• More Paris & Nicole Pictures
• Nicollette Sheridan’s Ex to Dish in Tell-All
• Jackson Blue’s ‘Celebrity Dirt’
• Pink Hates Kanye West
• Happy Halloween from Kirsten Dunst