I’m not sure I believe this one. At least I don’t think it led to the absolute demise of George Clooney and Sarah Larsen’s relationship, but then again, who knows.

Sources are saying that one of the reasons that the couple broke up is because George didn’t like Sarah’s new boobs!

The former cocktail server had them done in May despite Clooney expressing he wished she didn’t.

“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed,” a source told In Touch Weekly.

As for the breakup, Larsen never saw it coming.

“They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they’d broken up and freaked out because George hadn’t told her anything. He had to explain himself because she’d found out with the rest of the world.”

Apparently Sarah loves her new boobies and is hoping to pose for Playboy (of course) now that she is single and trying to claw her sorry ass to the top . . or even the bottom rung.

A friend says, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”

This story is just a little frightening. In fact, you’ll probably be repulsed.

British skin slut, Alicia Douvall, a supposed former ‘glamor model’, professional groupie, and cosmetic surgery queen, has a 12-year-old daughter who wants to be just like her.

Douvall, who has had over 50 cosmetic surgery procedures, (including 12 breast surgeries) and is known for her nipple slips and rendezvous’s with celebrities (Calum Best, Dennis Rodman, Diddy), has set precedence for her daughter Georgia’s future behavior.

Little Georgia turned 13 recently, and for her birthday she asked her mother for three things. Alicia told Closer magazine, “Georgia wrote a little birthday wish-list for her 13th birthday later this month and on it was Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and a boob job.”

She adds, “I was surprised because I didn’t know she was worried about her flat chest. She’s such a quiet girl, she doesn’t say a lot.”

Oh, but when she does. Heh. You know what they say about the quiet ones..

Alicia says appearance has always been important in her family. “My mum always taught me to take care of my appearance and that’s all I’ve taught Georgia. Surgery’s just the modern-day next level.”

Too bad they can’t operate on those feet.

Proving how completely f*cking delusional this woman is, she says she is going to make Geogia ‘wait’ until she is 16-years-old before getting implants. Way to hold out.

She says, “I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she’s managed well. That’s why I’m happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career. She’s been at a modeling agency since she was about six. She’ll be more famous than Britney!”

Georgia has seen her mother undergo so many changes that she thinks it’s completely normal. She also thinks surgery is the perfect remedy for un-perfect parts.

“I think my mum looks good. Because of her, I think it’s normal to have surgery if something’s not quite right.”

But it doesn’t end there. The little girl wants to be a lingerie model and her mother supports her. In fact, so much so, that Alicia has changed her daughter’s name to a catchier, flashier one. You know, something stage friendly, like a porn star.

Georgia now goes by the name of ‘Destiny‘.

She says, “I wanted to call her Destiny when she was born, but my mum said it sounded like a lap dancer’s name. But she never much liked Georgia, so we decided to change it.”

Little Georgia seemingly oblivious to all the fuss simply says, “I don’t mind which one I’m called. It was Mum’s idea.”

Roseanne Barr, who has always been known for being a real class act, was on Craig Ferguson last night and as usual managed to shock the audience and gave the nation something to talk about.

Rosenanne told Craig and the live audience that she had ‘vaginal rejuvenation‘ because, you know, she’s single and has an old hooch she’s trying to pawn off on someone. Can you blame her?

She called her new asset the ‘va-junior‘ and warned that she isn’t afraid to use it.

Yes, it’s funny, but I wouldn’t take her too seriously!

Lara Flynn Boyle has never looked so freakish!

In this pic taken recently and published by Daily Mail you can see how something terrible has happened to her face. I’m not sure if it’s surgery gone bad - or a bizarre medical condition, but it looks awful.

Her cheekbones are hidden behind her puffy/droopy cheeks and her lips have obviously been overly inflated.  The entire lower half of her face has been altered.  She looks like she just had all of her wisdom teeth pulled out or something.  Creepy!

Priscilla Presley is the victim of man claiming to be a doctor who injected her with a low-grade silicone rather than the ‘better than botox’ injection he claimed.

Dr. Daniel Serrano was in his prime around 2003 when he convinced the likes of Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, that he had smuggled the non-FDA approved miracle concoction from Argentina. He claimed that it would work even better than Hollywood’s beloved botox. So how could they resist?

Apparently the women were so excited about it that they threw injection parties at their homes. They were charged between $300-500 per session. Dr. Serrano is not licensed to practice in the United States.

Come to find out what he was actually injecting into these women’s faces was an “industrial, low-grade silicone” said to be “similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina. ”

Shawn King claims the treatments left her with an uncomfortable lump in her lip that makes it difficult to talk or drink. Others had lumps or “holes” left in their faces.

Serrano has been dubbed Dr. Jiffy Lube by the media. He has been indicted and convicted of drug smuggling, and conspiracy to use unapproved drugs. Last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials. With any luck he’ll be deported.

At least she has an excuse for looking the way she does.

Check out Priscilla back in the day, (between 1968-1975) when her beauty was purely natural..

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Her face! I think I actually see some expression!

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See who it is after the cut!

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Despite rumors of her spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery, Demi Moore says she isn’t afraid of getting old.

Demi, who is now 45, insists it’s not the age you are, but how you feel on the inside.

How the inside of your pocketbook looks might have something to do with it as well..heh.

She said, “It’s important not to get yourself obsessed about that because it’s a game you’re going to lose. If you think you’re old and feel you’re done growing, then you are going to have a stale life around you.”

She adds, “I place an importance on remembering not to take myself too seriously because I certainly have in the past.”

So do you believe her or do you think she is as full of crap as I do?

I think she is the one in today’s blind items (few posts below) who is spending time with her husband on set, worried about him straying. Think about it, she did it when he was starring opposite Cameron Diaz last year. Remember that? Face it, she’s a Hollywood star who has a lot of competition and a very much younger husband.

Sure, not all leading women in Hollywood are into botox, hair extentions and looking perfect all the time, but she’s not one of them.

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Reminds me of an old saying of Dolly Parton’s. “It cost a lot of money to look this cheap.”

Angelique aka ‘Frenchie’, the crazy French tramp from VH1’s Rock of Love 2 is milking her 15 minutes for all it’s worth.

Flynet recently spent the day in Hollywood taking photos of the exhibitionist reality star where she posed in front of the Hollywood sign, strolled Hollywood Blvd., and flirted with police officers.

They ended the day with an interview where Angelique talked about her time on Rock of Love, the girls she competed against, plastic surgery, sex and of course, Bret.

I feel dirty just watching this whore! But she’s so entertaining, I mean, I can’t help but stare at her and wonder why she wants to look like that! The Britney extensions, the makeup…and those lips! Funny thing is, she really thinks she’s the bomb. Poor thing has no idea that the world is laughing at her not with her.