Cosmetic surgery isn’t always pretty.

I think both Kendra Jade Rossi from Dr. Drew’s Sex Rehab and Daisy de la Hoya from Rock of Love both asked for the “Pete Burns Special” when they had their faces worked on.

Ya think? In case you aren’t familiar with Pete, I’ll refresh your memory. He was the lead singer of the 80s group, Dead or Alive. You know, You Spin Me Right Around?

Speaking of Dr. Drew’s Sex Rehab, is that one of the most f***ed  up groups you ever saw? That Keri Ann Peniche is a real hooker, isn’t she? Total cokehead, duh!

Yup, Amy Winehouse got a boob job, just like daddy said.

It looks like Amy is pretty anxious to have everyone see them because she couldn’t stay in her top during the Q Awards the other day. Don’t tell me she didn’t know her nipples were totally exposed. Any chick who does this is doing it for attention. Guys, seriously, would you NOT know if your penis was hanging out? Um, yeah, don’t answer that.

See the unedited pics at Daily Mail.

Jocelyn Wildenstein is a socialite known for her plastic surgeries

Jocelyn Wildenstein, a.k.a. “Cat Woman” was photographed while out for a walk in Beverly Hills yesterday.

Surprisingly, she looked more normal than I have ever seen her. I can’t help but wonder if she has had some corrective cosmetic surgery.(?)

[Right: Jocelyn, September 2008.]

Compare with a photo taken one year ago. As you can see, normally her eyes are slanted, her lips are grotesquely huge and her skin lumpy and bumpy. You can definitely see an improvement in the photos taken yesterday! Omg, is this really her?!

Whatever she has done has worked. But she must have had the surgeries recently, because we posted these pics of her just last month.

She still looks like a plastic surgery nightmare, but she doesn’t look like the monster she’s been for years. Kudos to her doctor(s), and to her, for the improvement.

[Photos: © BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

Did Garry Shandling get plastic surgery?

What is up with that face?! It looks swollen, and not just from weight gain.

Oh, he looks baaaaaaaad…!

Compare with Garry before he messed with his face:

Below: Garry Shandling discusses Swine Flu on The Late Show with David Letterman, 10/12/2009

Nicole Kidman’s botox face

Just kidding! It’s actually Nicole Kidman’s new wax figure!

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Just kidding! I am really messing with you. It IS the real Nicole Kidman and botox is obviously her best friend. Her face is so full of the stuff that if you pricked her forehead with a pin the stuff would come seeping out.

Yes, Nic is beautiful and all, but in a creepy/possessed doll sort of way. She’s like the porcelain doll on the shelf that looks like it is always looking at you, no matter where you are in the room, and it’s expression says, “I’m going to get you MFr!”

Twighlight Zone stuff..

[Photograph: © Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com]

I think that if they lift Sylvester Stallone’s eyebrows any higher his forehead will look like a hairy advertisement for the golden arches!

His brows are starting to form a great big, hairy “M”.

Compare with a photo taken over 30 years ago, before Sly had surgery..

[Top Photo: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

New photos of plastic surgery “catwoman” Jocelyn Wildenstein!

I always get giddy when I see recent pics of Jocelyn, because honestly, like everyone else, I love to stare at her.

She and her boyfriend Lloyd Klein had dinner at Madeo restaurant in Beverly Hills yesterday. Can you believe Jocelyn in 69-years-old? I guess how would you tell, right?

Jocelyn has reportedly spent literally millions on her cat-like features.

Read more about Jocelyn Wildenstein here.

[Photograph: ©Michael Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com]

Movie producer Christine Forsyth-Peters hits the Villa lounge for a little entertainment.

The producer behind “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”, Christine is currently working on numerous films, including an adaptation of the best-seller “Fashionistas”.

I have never seen Christine before, but yowza, girlfriend! Lay OFF the surgery!

I think this is another case of the botched facelift. One that was pulled too tight, ya know? Not to mention the sausage lips, the plump cheeks, the pinched nose. She reminds me of Jocelyn Wildenstein. It’s just not natural looking. Some people just don’t know when to stop, and Christine is one of them.

[Photograph: © Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com]

Holly Madison before plastic surgery!

Check out these photos of Holly Madison before all the plastic surgery.

Can you say woofalicious? Two-bagger? Butter face? All of the above?

Damn, proof that money can buy you beauty.

Compare with Holly post-surgery: