The father of former Saturday Night Live cast member, Cheri Oteri, was murdered in Nashville this weekend.

Thomas Oteri, 69, was stabbed to death Saturday night by his roommate and longtime business partner, Richard Fagan, 61.

Fagan was also arrested for DUI Saturday night, after the incident, and told officers that he had an argument with Thomas at approximately 9pm and had cut him ‘across his body’ before leaving.

Oteri’s body was not discovered until Sunday afternoon when a friend visited.

Fagan has been charged with homicide.

Rob Lowe is speaking out against his family’s ex-babysitter, saying that she is demanding money from him or else she will spread lies about he and his wife.

Lowe posted a blog on Monday’s Huffington Post saying that the woman is asking for $1.5M in exchange for her silence.

He writes, “It is an attempt to damage and humiliate not only my wife and me, but our two young sons as well. My family is devastated at this betrayal; this woman worked in our home and traveled with us off and on for seven years, without complaint.”

Lowe also posted what he claims are two text messages from the woman who apologizes kindly for abruptly quitting.

One of the messages reads, “Thank you so much Sheryl and I really am sorry. Please tell the kids it had nothing 2 do w them, they are absolutely amazing boys. It had nothing to do with you or rob either, this was me. I love you guys. Ps tell rob I’m really sorry as well.”

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TMZ is reporting that the Santa Barbara County Sheriff extended a hand to Lowe, saying they would be more than happy to launch a criminal investigation as extortion is a matter to be taken very seriously and is often considered a felony.

The weird thing? Lowe is refusing any help saying, “Your involvement isn’t necessary. We are going to handle the matter civilly.”

Whoa.  Huge f*cking red flag, right?

The woman is now alleging she had sex with Lowe which he is adamantly denying.  She also accuses him of sexual harrassment.  Lowe claims that she showed up to work high and put his children in jeopardy.

But things are getting even more twisted.  Lowe is also accusing his personal chef of having sex “with third parties” in his bed, snooping for prescription drugs, and stealing the family’s food and mail as well as a ton of other things.  The chef told TMZ he had no clue about the allegations or the lawsuit.

Amy Winehouse’s incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil was attacked in jail by inmates looking to score some smack.

The men figured Blake was carrying heroin since he’s failed three drug tests while in prison. Shockingly enough, he had none on him at the time of the assault.

A source told News of the World, “He got ambushed by a few blokes who thought he had heroin on him. He’s been put in solitary three times already for failing drug tests so they figured it was a fair bet he’d be carrying some - although he wasn’t. Because Blake is such a high-profile inmate, he’s a natural target. There have been lots of threats and for a long time he just kept himself confined to his cell - he’ll be staying there a lot more now.”

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Priscilla Presley is the victim of man claiming to be a doctor who injected her with a low-grade silicone rather than the ‘better than botox’ injection he claimed.

Dr. Daniel Serrano was in his prime around 2003 when he convinced the likes of Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, that he had smuggled the non-FDA approved miracle concoction from Argentina. He claimed that it would work even better than Hollywood’s beloved botox. So how could they resist?

Apparently the women were so excited about it that they threw injection parties at their homes. They were charged between $300-500 per session. Dr. Serrano is not licensed to practice in the United States.

Come to find out what he was actually injecting into these women’s faces was an “industrial, low-grade silicone” said to be “similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina. ”

Shawn King claims the treatments left her with an uncomfortable lump in her lip that makes it difficult to talk or drink. Others had lumps or “holes” left in their faces.

Serrano has been dubbed Dr. Jiffy Lube by the media. He has been indicted and convicted of drug smuggling, and conspiracy to use unapproved drugs. Last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials. With any luck he’ll be deported.

At least she has an excuse for looking the way she does.

Check out Priscilla back in the day, (between 1968-1975) when her beauty was purely natural..

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Alright, there isn’t sh*t going on these past few days. Finding something worthwhile to post has been a bitch. This is about the most interesting thing out there at the moment.

Maybe it’s just because it’s Friday…

Below is the link to a 31-minute audio tape from 2001 between Anthony Pellicano, former private investigator to the stars, and Chris Rock. The two men are discussing Monica Zsibrita, a woman who claimed that Rock raped her after they had consensual sex.

She was just a dumb whore, looking to score some cash by f*cking over Rock. Granted, Rock should never have porked the eager slut and the ‘white pants‘ should have been a dead giveaway.

Heh. Never trust a whore in white pants…it’s true. Read the entire article from the Huffington Post after the cut.

Listen to the Audio Tape Here. (Scroll down.)

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A man has been arrested at Kate Hudson’s home in NYC.

Police have confirmed that a female called 911 and reported seeing men on her roof with rifles. As police responded they found two men, one holding a camera, the other an empty rifle. The men claim they were merely shooting a movie. Apparently NYU is close by.

The men are currently in handcuffs and are still being questioned by authorities.

Are they serious? Filming a movie? On someone’s roof waving a rifle around? Get the f*ck outta here. Sounds like a load of sh*t to me.

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