[Photo: David Letterman and Regina Lasko]

David Letterman announced at Monday’s taping of Late Night with David Letterman that he recently married his girlfriend of 23 years, Regina Lasko.

Before reading his Top Ten list he told the audience,

“On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko. Regina and I began dating in February of 1986, and I said, ‘Well, things are going pretty good, let’s just see what happens in about ten years . . . I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I, honestly, whether this happened or not, I secretly felt that men who were married admired me. Like I was the last of the real gunslingers, you know what I’m saying?’”

The trip to the Montana courthouse was anything but romantic. The couple’s truck got stuck in mud and Dave had to walk 2 miles back to the house with 50-mile-an-hour winds pounding away at him.

He described the scenario, “It’s not Beverly Hills, it’s Montana. And the whole way, I’m thinking, ‘See, smart ass, see you try to get married and this is what happens.”

Letterman and Lasko met while she was working for him back in 1986. The couple had a child, Harry in 2003.

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Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were finally married Thursday at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica.

Bunchen wore Dolce & Gabbana. Her dogs were in the wedding and wore Dolce & Gabbana as well.

The ceremony was small and consisted of mostly family. Bridget Moynahan and Brady’s son also attended.

The couple have been together since 2006.

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Heidi Montag and longtime boyfriend Spencer Pratt eloped in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on November 20th.

I’m sure you’re elated..

What Spencer said to Heidi as they exchanged vows,

“Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”

He sure lays it on thick. That boy is whipped. He knows without her he would be a big fat nothing – and there would be no more Us Weekly covers..

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The first pic from Howard Stern & Beth Ostrosky’s wedding has been released to the public, and in it the couple are lovingly exchanging wedding rings.

Now, let me start by saying that I do love Beth and Howard, BUT, I think the dress is a bit much for a wedding! Especially a fancy one.  If they’d have married in Vegas I could see it…maybe.

I’m not saying Beth doesn’t look beautiful, I know she has a great body and is a model and all..but how’s about a little modesty here?

I always thought cutouts in a wedding dress were a big ol’ no-no!

Fashionistas, what’s your call?

Other questionable wedding dresses:

I don’t know what you guys think about Portia’s wedding dress, but I absolutely love it.

And I think Portia looked amazing in it.  I would be willing to bet that a lot of women out there will be wanting a similar style dress for their wedding after all the publicity this one got.

People magazine has exclusive coverage of the women’s wedding in this week’s issue.

And more photos you might have missed..

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married Saturday in a small ceremony at their home.

Approximately 20 people attended the wedding, including the women’s mothers, Degeneres’ mom, Betty, and di Rossi’s mom, Margaret, who flew in from Australia for the big event.

Ellen, 50, and Portia, 35, have been together since December 2004 and have been planning the wedding for months.

Both women wore Zac Posen, with Portia in a Cinderella-like pink dress and Ellen in white pants, vest and button-up shirt.

Ellen described Portia last year saying,

“She’s taught me lessons about myself, and I feel like I’ve taught her. We’ve both changed and grown, and we just feel like, ‘Oh, okay, this is completion.’”

Even back in 2005 she felt that she and Portia would be together forever.

“I never would have thought my life would have turned out this way. To have money. Or to have a gorgeous girlfriend. I just feel so lucky with everything in my life right now.”

That same year Portia told the Advocate,

“My feelings for Ellen overrode all of my fear about being out as a lesbian. That had never happened to me in my life, where I saw somebody and [experienced] all of those things you hear about in songs and read about in poetry. My knees were weak.”

Congratulations to the women!

Mark Consuelos, husband of Kelly Ripa, will be the one to join Howard Stern and Beth Ostravsky in marriage at an October ceremony.

Mark is an ordained minister and might possibly have become ordained just for this occasion.

Rumor has it that there will be a huge “civil pre-wedding” wedding this weekend in the Hamptons.

Howard was married to his last wife, Alison from 1978-20, although the couple split in 1999.

But wait…Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are set to marry by Christmas!

If you recall the couple said that they would not marry until everyone could marry legally.

According to multiple sources, (if that means anything) Brangelina is set to wed in a small village just outside Johannesburg in South Africa.

They aren’t calling it a wedding though, it is being called their, ‘Affirmation Ceremony’.

Reportedly Oprah was the one who convinced the power couple to get hitched. She and Angie are pretty tight you know…

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Tom is, of course, too tall & thin, but Connor’s sketch is right on the money.

As for the women, they were drawn completely unrealistically. Especially Bella, they made the poor girl into an anorexic paperdoll.

(tomkatcrazy.com)