Another week, another tabloid cover about Britney Spears‘ weight.
She’s fat, she’s skinny! She’s fat, she’s skinny! I swear, can’t the gossip rags come up with any new material?
Next week they will be spotlighting her ponch and starting the pregnancy rumors again. Egad.
Kim Kardashian loves her junk food. And from what we can tell, so does her ass.
Kim vowed to eat better this year, in fact, that was her New Years resolution. Of course she made the promise after chowing down deep fried Oreo cookies. I’m sure the ass made her do it.
Kim says, “I figured just eating well would help me lose five pounds or so. It’s so hard to eat well because I love so many unhealthy foods. I just can’t stop eating junk. It’s awful!”
Kardashian was in Orlando Sunday where she paid a visit to the International House of Pancakes. She really wanted to eat something healthy but her ass the menu got the best of her.
“I decided not to have pancakes, because those aren’t good for me and I didn’t want the carbs. So what did I get? Chicken strips. I knew they were bad for me, but they were worth it.”
But Kim adds that having a personal trainer helps to keep her weight under control.
“I’ve got a personal trainer who keeps me active. I work my butt and legs just about every day, and I do cardio to burn fat. I’ve actually started videotaping my workouts so I can do them on the road. I’m going to start selling the videos soon on my Web site so that others can do the same workout that I do. They’re short videos, but if you do them one right after the other, it’s a really good workout.”
“I haven’t quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I’m loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular! I’ve just got back into the gym and I’m doing some boxing and weights. I want to be totally back in shape for when I start putting out my next record.”
- Christina Aguilera is working on getting her pre-baby body back but she and husband Jordan are happy with the way she looks in the meantime.
“I eat more than anyone I have ever seen. I eat M&Ms, cake and chips, but I’m still skinny. It drives the other girls mad. I can eat anything and never get fat.”
- Eva Longoria brags that she doesn’t need to diet to maintain her petite figure.
Lisa Marie Presley and husband Michael Lockwood are pregnant with twins!
The King’s daughter is four and a half months pregnant and reportedly at least one of the babies is a boy.
A neighbor told Star magazine, “Michael told me that he and Lisa have been trying to get pregnant for about a year. He also said that they had a sonogram two weeks ago, and [one] baby opened its legs, and they saw something!’ Michael was beaming.”
However, as happy as she may be, Lisa is having a difficult time with her pregnancy and body image. After being snapped looking heavy and being accused of taking after her father, she wrote on her MySpace, “Ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment… you would be mortified as well.”
Lisa Marie has two children with her first husband Danny Keough.
Is Britney Spears pregnant?
Rumors have been swirling for awhile now that Britney may be pregnant again. She was spotted earlier this week arriving at a medical center for an mysterious appointment and many think she’s rocking a ‘baby bump’.
I am pretty sure Britney is not pregnant. Of course, I could be wrong, unfortunately I don’t have a crystal ball that tells me these things, but c’mon, Britney’s gut has been bloated for awhile now! Remember kids, her diet consists of Funions, Cheetos, Fanta and Frappachinos!
Who looks like they’ve put on a few pounds in the past few months? See who it is after the cut!
