Tori Spelling looks super thin as she checks into Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).

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It looks like Kevin Federline is getting fat off ex-wife Britney Spears’ money!

Since he and Britney divorced back in 2006, Kevin has been steadily packing on the pounds.

Here he is pictured at a celebrity golf event on Monday with quite a paunch! Witnesses say Kevin and girlfriend Victoria Prince hung out for a bit drinking Screwdrivers and smoking ciggies.

Beats working for a living!

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Whoa!

Courtney Love is looking pretty anorexic these days, eh? Always the poster child of health, Courtney’s corpse-like coloring and bony extremities make her look worse than when she was admittedly doping.

She still claims to be sober, but with the way she’s always babbling incoherently on her blog it’s obvious that she’s either tweaked out or simply just nucking futz from all the drugs in the past. Or both.

I’m going with the latter.

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Kelly Clarkson seems to be a little bit bigger every time we see her.

Chubby or not, girlfriend can sing. However, she isn’t really good about dressing herself!

The clothes I usually see her in are ALL WRONG for her body type. They just make her look all that much bigger.

Kel, buck up and get a stylist, or at least get a really good girlfriend who is honest with you to tell you what you look like before you go onstage in something like this! Burn the vest Kelly, burn it!

Photos: Clarkson performs at Utah Valley University in Orem, Utah on the Brent Brown baseball field.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt says that the bikini pics taken of her in Hawaii in 2007 don’t bother her and that she loves her body.

After the photos were published she posted the following on her website:

“I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.”

If the weight issue didn’t bother her then why did she drop all weight and then some?

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Boy George is out of jail after four months and is looking a billion times better than when he went in.

I almost didn’t even recognize him here. He doesn’t even look like the same person. Maybe he will finally clean up his act and take care of himself.

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Kirstie Alley has long been on the roller coaster of weight gain and loss, and it’s not like we haven’t noticed.

Every time Alley decides it is time to lay off the butter, she decides to go public with it, I think, as a means of  inspiration. She draws from the energy and support of her fans.

Well, it’s that time again. After dropping to 145 pounds then leaving Jenny Craig in 2007, her old ways started creeping back in.

“It said 228 lbs., which is my highest weight ever. I was so much more disgusting than I thought! I fell off the horse.”

This time Alley is convinced she is going to get down to 140 pounds. But will she be able to keep it off? That’s the real question.

Okay, how did this happen?

It started with New Year’s [2008], right after leaving Jenny Craig. When you’re a spokesperson for Jenny Craig, there’s responsibility. You have a person every week standing over you when you get on the scale, and I did it naked because those panties could weigh 30 lbs.! It was amazingly successful. But the first nail in the coffin was that I didn’t have to weigh in. I just sort of went wild.

Did you go right back to indulging in cakes and pies the way you did the first time you let yourself go?

It wasn’t the exact same M.O. My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter. A lot of butter. If I’m at the movies, usually I eat popcorn without butter, but I’d say, “I’m at the movies, so who cares?” And toast with butter. Or let’s say I had two cups of pasta and six tablespoons of butter on it. There was a lot of butter going on.

What else would you eat?

For seven months I was a vegetarian, and I can’t tell you how much weight I gained being a vegetarian! A vegetarian would probably be eating vegetables. But to me being a vegetarian meant I’m going to eat enchiladas with no meat, and I’m going to eat lots of bread, lots of carbs.

What weight do you want to get down to?

I have to be below 140 to really look good. I have to work my legs like crazy. Actually, do you want my real goal? My real goal’s always too low. I love the way I look at, like, 128. One time on Cheers, I weighed about 148 lbs., and they told me to lose, like, 20 lbs. Now, I’m 5′8″, so at 148 lbs., I wasn’t fat. But they’re saying, “You know, you need to lose 20 lbs.” So what does that put me at? 128. That’s where I keep getting this number.

Are you self-conscious?

I’m totally inhibited. When I’m overweight I will not go out. With my closest friends, yeah. But you wouldn’t see me at a premiere.

But you seem ready to turn your life around.

I’m ready to work. I messed up along the way, but I’m not going to concentrate on that. I’m gonna go, “You know what? Get back on the horse, lose the freakin’ weight, and then just move forward!”

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Damn girlfriend, you seriously need to get a little meat on your bones, this is not attractive!

Lindsay Lohan was snapped wearing a backless dress while visiting an optometry store on Melrose Avenue. Her bony back and arms remind me of when she lost all that weight back in 2005. Although at the time she denied an eating disorder, the following year she confessed that she indeed had both an eating disorder and drug habit.

She is obviously back to her old ways. Cocaine, Redbull and smokes do not a healthy body make..

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Valerie Bertinelli has lost weight and she wants you to know it!

Valerie and her newly thin body grace the cover of he latest issue of People magazine. Of course Valerie looks great, especially for 48 years old, but I have to say, she should really take the belly ring out!