Blake Incarcerated’s mother, Georgette Civil, wants her daughter-in-law, Amy Winehouse, to be arrested after she was filmed snorting cocaine off a CD case in a Camden club last month.

Georgette told News of the World that prison would do Amy far more good than rehab.

“I’m shocked by the video. When I look at Amy I think: ‘For Christ’s sake, just get a grip of yourself.’ Enough is enough.

As the police know Amy is a drug addict - and she has now been caught twice on film taking illegal drugs - they should arrest her and put her behind bars. Rehab clinics are a waste of money, unless you want them to work. Amy doesn’t want to give up drugs, so she’s got to learn the hard way in prison.

Police have to act. She is making a mockery of the law. It has got to stop. The price Amy has got to pay is losing her freedom.”

A few months back, Britain’s top police officer, Sir Ian Blair, said he wanted celebrity junkies who were caught doing drugs on film to be prosecuted.

However, Amy has been caught on film before, and police couldn’t prove what she was taking so therefore they couldn’t charge her. So I don’t see how this is going to be any different.

Georgette says that her son’s wife needs to get clean because her husband has already done so while serving time.

“Prison has helped Blake give up drugs and he’s doing brilliantly in Edmunds Hill. When he went in Pentonville last November he was in a terrible mess. His skin was a horrible dirty yellow color, he was painfully thin and he had dead eyes. I will never forget that haunted look. I feared we were going to lose him. But they gave him amazing medical treatment in prison to get him off drugs and then helped him conquer his personal demons. It worked a miracle.

Now nine months on he looks amazing. He has put on nearly two stone (28 pounds) in weight, his skin is glowing with health and he is so relaxed and happy. But while Blake has been inside, Amy has gone disastrously downhill. Prison worked for Blake. It’s the only thing that can now save Amy.”

Although I don’t see it happening, at least not due to this particular video, I do agree that she needs to be put away somewhere where she has no access to drugs. But it won’t happen unless she gets caught firsthand by a police officer.

I have a hard time believing that Blake is 30 pounds heavier and off drugs completely. He was as much of a mess as his wife before he went into the clink. Hopefully it’s true for Amy’s sake, it might be her only chance.  But honestly, I don’t think that her husband could even save her at this point.

News of the World is reporting that Tila Tequila’s new girlfriend, Courtenay Semel, is actually the ex-lover of Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently Courtenay is miffed that Samantha won out in a lesbian love triangle that involved Lohan.  She is bitter because of all the media attention that Sam and Lindsay get. When she was with the actress Lohan insisted on keeping the relationship quiet.

Courtenay, 25, apparently told a friend,

“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart.  At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.  But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

The friend also says that Courtenay told her that Lindsay slept with a ton of guys to hide her lesbian tendencies, and did lots of drugs to help her cope with the pressures of her identity crisis.  She and Courtenay would do lines of coke all night long then head home and have sex.

But once Lindsay met Samantha in January ‘07, the relationship between Courtenay and Lindsay withered.

The friend explained, “Back then Samantha and Lindsay didn’t have a physical relationship. She once said, ‘Samantha’s the father I never had’  Apparently Samantha acted in a ‘paternal’ way towards her, giving her advice and cuddles.”

While Lindsay was in rehab both women visited her.

“By now Lindsay was sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too.”

Courtenay and Lindsay rented house together in Beverly Hills but the couple’s relationship continued to deteriorate.

“Lindsay brought men back,” the friend explained. “Courtenay would throw fits of rage, writing her hundreds of angry e-mails from another room in the house.  The sexual attraction between them was electric though and they’d still kiss and make up.”

Eventually Courtenay moved out, tired of competing with the men Lindsay was bringing home.  Even though she is now involved with MySpace quasi-celeb, Tila Tequila, her friend adds that she is hurt by media reports of Linds and Sam.

“Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha.  Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.”

Artie Lange, sidekick on the Howard Stern Show, has checked into intensive outpatient rehab for substance abuse.

Lange, 40, has struggled with narcotic addiction for years and has been to rehab many times before.

It seems he’s back to his old ways.

Last April he walked off the air after having an physical altercation with an assistant and it was thought he may have been using again.

Artie has been very open about his drug use, telling listeners story after story about being drunk to snorting cocaine and heroin.

I hope the guy gets clean, because yeah, he’s funny. But he’s also a fat f***ing loser. His mom still cleans his apartment and brings him food..

He’s just lucky enough to have Howard there to deal with his shit, because not many other employers would put up with him. He’ll eventually end up a nobody, a washed up old comic. Then maybe he’ll realize how good he had it.

[WENN]

“I’ve been strung out on drugs for the past five years. But this time I’m clean for good - I don’t want to die. I’ve spent five years in this chemical cloud. Getting clean at the end of 2007 was a very big thing. I was using half my brain, half my personality. Now I know it won’t happen again. I was like an old man, I could barely walk because I was using so much, now I’m completely clean.”

- Boy George says this time he’s cleaned up for good.

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Amy Winehouse has been taken to the hospital for the second time in just over a month.

Sources say they saw Winehouse, 24, being taken from her home in a wheelchair and transported to a London hospital.

Last month Amy was hospitalized and after undergoing tests was diagnosed with emphysema.

Amy’s father, Mitch, told the BBC last month that he worries about his daughter dying a slow, painful death.

“She won’t die of a drug overdose, it won’t be that quick. She would die, unfortunately, of emphysema. That would be the most likely scenario if she didn’t check her behavior, which she is doing.”

Or so he would have liked to believe. Amy has not improved, she has not cleaned up her act and she is not making the right choices - obviously. Like I keep saying, it’s just a matter of time before this star’s light goes out..

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[Update]

Amy was released from the hospital 12 hours after arriving.

She reportedly suffered a seizure before medics were called to the scene.

Her spokesperson insists she is just hunky-dory now. “Amy is fine and she is on her way home,” says her publicist Chris Goodman.

Of course, he is blaming the entire incident on prescription “anti-junkie” meds. I ain’t buying it though.

“She was taking a new [medication] as part of her anti-drug treatment program. And it was an adverse reaction to that new drug. You have to try different things but unfortunately this was not the right one.”

Seth Binzer, better known as Shifty Shellshock of the one-hit wonder group, Crazytown, is most likely back to smoking crack.

You may have seen him on VH1’s reality show, Celebrity Rehab, in which Dr. Drew Pinsky treated Seth and other celebs for substance abuse.

Seth has been shooting a new, related VH1 reality series called, Sober Living.

While filming on Friday night at GOA nightclub, he disappeared into thin air - and hasn’t been seen since. No one knows where he is, and many involved in production think he’s back to the pipe.

They also believe he is using his money earned from the show to buy the drugs.

Oddly enough, Seth reportedly posted a video on his MySpace page Saturday night, (which I couldn’t find), saying he was checking himself into rehab. But he hasn’t done so as of yet.

If Seth doesn’t return to his sober living home sometime today he will be fired from the show. Thus ending any shot he has at cleaning up.

Hopefully, for his darling little boy Halo’s sake, he will come back.

But I doubt it..