You know, I haven’t checked, but I would be willing to be that those “straight guy” celebrity blogs out there are going to say that yes, Karolina Kurkova is fat.

Because they’re guys and they think they are being snarky. But really, any of those f*ckers would kill to bang this broad. Get real.

Karolina Kurkova, 24, has been mocked by the Brazilian press during Sao Paolo Fashion Week for being slightly heavier than normal. They called out the model for having “love handles, back fat and cellulite.”

Hold up, now is this the same Brazil that was so proudly (and loudly) telling the world that they were banning size zero models just a couple years ago? Funny how fickle the fashion world is. No one relevant has died due to anorexia lately I suppose.

An article in a Brazilian paper said Victoria’s Secret model Karolina “shocked” the audience when she appeared on the runway. I would give the cellulite on my ass to see who the fat f*ck was who wrote the article. No really, I would.

What do you think? Was Karolina unfit to walk the catwalk?

[Photo: TMZ]

Whose ass is looking a little lumpy?

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Elizabeth Hurley, 42, proves she still has what it takes to model bikinis in these smoking hot photos of her modeling her swim wear line designed for Mango.

Although Hurley has sworn off wearing bikinis in the past she admits, “shooting bikinis is now my life”.

“I can’t think of anything worse in the world than another bikini shoot - and I’ve got two next month. It’s unbearable and I bring it all on myself. I’ve got nobody else to blame.”

These days she requests kind photographers and a little airbrushing to help with those problems spots. She says, “I like a certain amount of retouching like anybody.”

Well, you have to hand it to her, airbrushed or not, she’s looking fabulous in this new shoot.

Stacy Keibler in a bikini contest awhile ago, working her badonkadonk before a crowd of horny guys.

At one point Stacy flosses her ass crack with her bikini bottom, happily showing everyone her plump booty while gyrating around like an amateur stripper on the platform.

According to WND, this is during her Baltimore Raven cheerleading days… Enjoy.

Heidi Montag admits the overwhelming negative response she received after her new video ‘Higher’ came out, made her sob herself to sleep.

Heh. You know I had to cover this story.

“I just started sobbing uncontrollably. I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out. I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me…I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams.” Montag says.

Equally annoying boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, says he comforted Heidi after the negative reviews began pouring in.

“I just held her and told her it was going to be OK. This is just part of being an artist. If it were easy, everyone would be a pop star.”Regardless of most of us finding the song unlistenable, teeny-boppers have been eating it up. Montag’s song ‘Higher’ reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.

Yeah, I know. Britney’s Blackout all over again..

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They decided to parody it and I have to admit, this new video is just so much better than the original! Heh.

Enjoy!

Thanks Paul!

Click on each to find out who owns the body part!

Oh, and that second one isn’t Borat!