Britney Spears, boyfriend Jason Trawick and her kids enjoy some pool time in Melbourne.

Britney is in Australia for her Circus tour.

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Mariah Carey in a really, really, awful bathing suit that does nothing to compliment her sausage body.

Who picked this monstrosity out?! It has to be one of the most unflattering suits I have seen in my entire life.

The “v” cut to her navel makes her look like she’s got a beer belly, the “boy cut” legs make them look like tree stumps and WTF is up with her nipples? What’s she hiding in there? I bet she has a cube of ice on each one, heh. And I won’t mention the Fred Flinstone feet…

Mariah hater, who me?

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Britney is bootylicious in Mexico

Britney Spears relaxes with her sons at a Zihuatanejo, Ixtapa resport.

Britney’s supposed boyfriend, Jason Trawick, also accompanied her, as did dad, Jamie. Her father follows her everywhere, doesn’t he? Is it a control thing, is he a babysitter, or what? Poor girl can’t get away from him.

On another note though, her man is looking kinda hot. (Middle pic)

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Three generations of the Spears family enjoy some quality time together by the pool.

Parents Lynne and Jamie Spears hung out with daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn, Britney’s sons Sean Preston, who is almost 4, Jayden James, who is almost 3, and Jamie Lynn’s daughter Maddie Briann, 1.

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Amber Rose topless bikini pics!

Amber Rose went topless on Miami Beach while wearing a teeny tiny bikini with boyfriend Kanye West.

Kanye doesn’t seem amused by the attention they receive and flips off the cameras. But you know he loves it – deep down.

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Britney Spears and her teeny pink bikini relax by the pool at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Ray.

Britney’s body can be bangin’, but that hair! That hair will never get past the half-assed elastic band thing on top of her head!

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Sienna Miller and new man, Slinky Wizard vacation in Ibiza, Spain.

Sienna has moved on from the married Balthazar Getty to new boyfriend George Barker, aka “DJ Slinky Wizard”. Are we sure that isn’t the name of his willy?

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Heidi Montag poses with her Playboy cover

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used a movie premiere to promote Heidi’s Playboy pics.

Covered in mud and wearing a white bikini, Heidi is Playboy’s cover model for September 2009.

And in true Speidi fashion, the couple introduced the Playboy cover at an event other than their own. They attended the “G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra” movie premiere and that’s where they chose to promote themselves. Making it all about them, once again. Who invited them anyhow? Whoever it was…you moron!

Despite claiming to be a devout Christian and praying publicly all the time, Heidi has no problem when it comes to being the object of men’s lust. She says, “I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body. I think we’re born naked. We die naked. I don’t think it’s something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of.”

But wait a minute, God created yours and you weren’t satisfied with it! The plastic surgeon created yours, sweetheart!

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Jennifer Love-Hewitt and boyfriend Jamie Kennedy spend some time on Maui for a romantic getaway.

The love birds decide to hit the courts and play a game of tennis. Jennifer appears to have good form despite the fact that she’s playing in wedge heels and a bikini.

Yeah, so baby’s got back. Whatever. She has a real body! And I hate to admit it, but I have those dreaded “child bearing hips” as well.

At least Jennifer has the balls to go out and feel confident about herself despite having a little cellulite (aka “junk in the trunk”) on her rear. Who doesn’t? Everyone is so quick to judge, but really, how many of us have perfect 10 bodies?

Special thanks to Randy at BauerGriffin!

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