Heidi Montag poses with her Playboy cover

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used a movie premiere to promote Heidi’s Playboy pics.

Covered in mud and wearing a white bikini, Heidi is Playboy’s cover model for September 2009.

And in true Speidi fashion, the couple introduced the Playboy cover at an event other than their own. They attended the “G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra” movie premiere and that’s where they chose to promote themselves. Making it all about them, once again. Who invited them anyhow? Whoever it was…you moron!

Despite claiming to be a devout Christian and praying publicly all the time, Heidi has no problem when it comes to being the object of men’s lust. She says, “I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body. I think we’re born naked. We die naked. I don’t think it’s something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of.”

But wait a minute, God created yours and you weren’t satisfied with it! The plastic surgeon created yours, sweetheart!

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Jennifer Love-Hewitt and boyfriend Jamie Kennedy spend some time on Maui for a romantic getaway.

The love birds decide to hit the courts and play a game of tennis. Jennifer appears to have good form despite the fact that she’s playing in wedge heels and a bikini.

Yeah, so baby’s got back. Whatever. She has a real body! And I hate to admit it, but I have those dreaded “child bearing hips” as well.

At least Jennifer has the balls to go out and feel confident about herself despite having a little cellulite (aka “junk in the trunk”) on her rear. Who doesn’t? Everyone is so quick to judge, but really, how many of us have perfect 10 bodies?

Special thanks to Randy at BauerGriffin!

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Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model and actress – and George Clooney’s new girlfriend.

Canalis enjoys the sun while vacationing in Miami during the winter months earlier this year. Canalis has been a popular mainstay on Italian television but has just hit international headlines as the new girlfriend of George Clooney.

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Tara Reid spends time on a yacht sunbathing and jetskiing with some friends and her new boyfriend Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez, France.

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Katie Price poses for the crowd on the beach in Ibiza, Spain.

She’s supposedly doing a photo shoot, but is obviously putting on a major show for the crowd. I mean, it’s not like they’re doing the shoot with a bunch of chubby beach goers surrounding her. Bitch loves attention. Even that cartwheeling internet attention whore has nothing on her..

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Gorgeous professional volleyball player Nora Tobin in a bikini and on the beach, doing what she loves.

This one is for the boys!

Shauna Sand goes topless for a minute while on the beach in Miami.

Sand knows how to get attention and does so by constantly showcasing her body in bikinis and by hanging all over whatever guy she might be with at the time. Sometimes she even goes topless, teasing the paparazzi.

She’s kind of the epitome of an aging L.A. gold digger. She’s tanorexic, has gargantuan funbags and a tacky 20-year-old Playboy tattoo. That covers about 98.9% of washed-up starlets in Los Angeles, heh.

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