Candy Spelling  & mad libs (GOTA)
David Beckham is so pussy whipped (ABH)
Superman Tower of Power ride severs girls legs in KY (MSCS)
Harrison Ford on set of Indiana Jones 4 (GH)
Yeah, but does she know, ‘WarPigs?’ (EBG)
No Doubt reunites! (HS)
Paris Hilton’s car is repossessed (GG)
Did someone hit Petra Nemcova between the eyes? (ND)
John Mayer wants Penelope Cruz (HBW)
Kitten in a box (YT)
Amy Winehouse changes her clothes (CWS)
What do you get when you cross Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker? (DS)
Dolly Parton is scary (CM)
Some alien with big ears and a long torso won the CosmoGirl modeling contest (BS)
Britney Spears gets a restraining order against her mom? (AIW)
How to get in and out of a car like a celebrity (JIYH)
Paris Hilton is a reformed skank (IBBB)
NBC is full of shat (DD)
Tony Bennett marries at 80 years young (GW)
Chad Michael Murray is a snotty bitch (F&C)