One of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s twin infants has yet to come home from the hospital since his March 14th birth.

Little Max has remained in the hospital because he is still underweight, not because of a heart condition as other media outlets are reporting.

Charlie’s publicist confirmed the news, “Charlie and Brooke’s infant son remains in the hospital, not because of a heart condition as reported, but because he has not gained the weight necessary to leave hospital. Max is expected to reach the weight requirement shortly and will join his brother at home. The Sheens appreciate the outpouring of concern but have assured everyone that both Bob and Max are fine.”

Sheen also verified his son’s condition in a statement: “The weight issue is very common among infants who were born before reaching full term. I know a lot of people are not fond of hospital food’ I just didn’t realize they that started so young.”

Twin boys Max & Bob were born on March 14th.

I just love that he named one of his boys Bob! A regular Joe name for a celebrity child! Take that, Phinneaus and Pilot Inspektor!

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Charlie Sheen might have a beautiful wife who is expecting twins, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to get his mack on with strippers and young women in Las Vegas when he feel like cutting loose.

Sheen headed out to the desert playground on October 25th with the intention of having some Vegas style fun. And we all know what that means. Partying with young hotties and getting lapdances…right up this playboy’s dark alley.

Broke Mueller stayed home while her hubby partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman and painted the town red.

Word has it that Brooke wasn’t too happy when she heard about her hubby partying on like he was a single 20-year-old again. The couple was already fighting when Sheen left for Vegas and when he returned things only got worse.

A source told Star magazine,

“He’s still carrying on and boozing…[Brooke] went off the deep end, the fighting picked up right where it left off. She’s expecting their sons, and she wants them to be one big happy family. She’s got the trump card, and they both know it.”

You can bet Charlie is on thin ice with his wife of only five months. But really, what is she doing with him in the first place? This guy is trouble and always will be. He’ll never be a family man, his track record has already proven that. So I question Brooke’s motives for even marrying, let alone getting knocked up, by him.

Just what were her intentions? Is she really that dense to think that he would change for her? Or is simply another Hollywood gold digger?

Denise Richards, what a completely annoying, old ass, attention whore!

Geeze! If you watched any of the morning shows yesterday you definitely caught Denise on one of them, because I think she was on them all.

Not surprisingly she managed to make an ass out of herself on every show. The clip above is from The Today Show where Richards is interviewed by Matt Lauer.

At 2:15 into the clip, Denise says the dumbest thing she could possibly say, “You know, he’s the one that’s speaking [to the media].” Matt calls her bulls**t and says back at her, “No, you’re speaking.” Then she tries to backtrack. “I-I..Uh-uh..”

Then there is her appearance on The View and Whoopi opens a can of Whoopi-Ass on the bitch. And once again, Denise tries to justify her reality show and bringing her children into it all.. blah blah.

She really is a terrible actress isn’t she?

In all her interviews she plays the cancer card, (her mother died last year from the disease), trying to get the nation’s sympathy as she has nothing else to offer. She also has the balls to act as though no one else in the world has ever been through that, except her.

Denise reeks of insincerity and narcissism. This bitch wants attention. And money. Period.

Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards rarely see eye-to-eye.

So when Denise announced that she wanted to do a reality show – starring her very young daughters – Charlie tried to stop her from doing so by taking her to court. He lost the case, so Denise is going through with her plans and it is tearing Charlie up.

Charlie does not want his daughters on a television show. He feels the show – and Denise – will exploit them. So he is fighting back. Charlie is asking the public to not watch the upcoming reality show that will be broadcast on E!.

I am wondering who the hell planned on watching it anyway.

Sheen told People magazine, “I think we should all just boycott the damn thing! Issue a mass boycott.”

Regarding the courts siding with Denise in court he said, “The world is upside down sometimes.”

So is your ex-wife’s career.  Me thinks that’s the reason for this whole debacle.

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Sheens and Queens

Celebrities stepped out last night at the Best in Drag for AIDS fundraiser at L.A.’s Orpheum Theatre.

In attendance were Kathy Griffin, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor, Rebecca Gayheart and husband Eric Dane, Jennifer Coolidge, Katey Sagal and many more.

Celebrities who were at the event were announced to the audience. When Martin Sheen’s name was called the crowd gave him an amazing standing ovation. The crowd obviously loved him. But Perez Hilton? No such love. Even though it was mostly a room full of gays and drag queens, Perez was booed when his name was announced.

Perez took it well and told TMZ,

“I’m happy to get the gays talking! I’m even happier to raise awareness for Aid for AIDS, a wonderful organization.”

Charlie and Martin joined Jon Cryer and Brooke Mueller to donate $25,000 to the cause. I wonder if Perez donated anything? Tight ass makes a small fortune..

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Charlie Sheen says that in a loving gesture toward his fiancée Brooke Mueller, he is going to remove all of his tattoos.

Sheen’s tattoos were usually acquired when he was completely wasted. In fact, Charlie can’t remember getting most of the tattoos. He couldn’t even tell you the year is was!

Brooke insanely hates the tasteless ink and Sheen is keen on removing them via laser removal. Some of Charlie’s tattoos include a dragon with glasses, a stingray and a wooden sign nailed to his chest above his heart that says, “Back in 15 minutes.”

Sheen has already started the process and had a tattoo removed. The one that read, ‘Denise’ on his left wrist.

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Alec and Kim got nothing on us!

The divorce between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards is at a boil.

The latest are the emails, photographs and accusations of mental abuse brought forth by Denise Richards. And it sounds like she has a good case against him.
Some excerpts from Sheen’s emails to Richards,

“GO cry to your bald mom, you f*cking loser.”

Richards’ mother is receiving chemotherapy for cancer. Nice thing to say huh?

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go f*ck yourself sad jobless pig.”

He obviously says the absolute meanest most heart stabbing comments he can think of. This man is disturbed. Sounds a lot like mental abuse to me.

“You are an evil piece of sh*t. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of sh*t you are. You don’t get a f*cking dime till this is resolved.”

Whatever. I think he is succeeding in telling the world what a prick HE is.

Richards fights back in court. She says in court documents that a photo of Sheen’s “erect penis” is used for his profile on sex sites and she included the photo. (Ha!) Richards claims he sent the pic to at least 30 women. He told one woman, “I’d love to give it to you any time.”

Richards adds that her ex even visited gay sites on the internet. She says she really found it bothersome as the boys looked “underage,” the documents state.

One day Richards decided she would no longer be breastfeeding. Sheen wigged out, punching a headboard and telling her that would make their baby “retarded.”

But that’s not all. Charlie also is being accused of taking a large wedding photo of the couple out to their garage and cutting it in half. He also wrote ‘the dumbest day of my life,’ across it in spray paint.

Sheen released a statement through a rep denying the incidents,

“I will not dignify the majority of these allegations with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane.”

I used to be on Team Sheen, but the more i learn about the f*cker the more I think he is an abusive, egotistical, asshole. And honestly I feel bad for anyone in that situation. I bet he called her ‘pig’ when they were still together. I’m doubting this all just ‘popped up’ afterwards.

Man, it kinda makes me feel bad for some of the sh*t I have said about her in the past. Ok, I’m over it! But I do hope she kicks his ass in court.

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Denise Richards is denying claims that she has asked her ex-husband Charlie Sheen for a sperm donation so that she may have another child.

Sheen, who is currently engaged to actress Brooke Mueller, was recently quoted as saying,

“There was a request for a donation. Without getting into it here, there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court.”

“I would sooner, in actually what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon.”

Denise is denying Sheen’s claims saying,

“I don’t want another child right now. I have my hands full.”

Sheen’s response to that?

“She can make every claim in the world. But what she stated in something she wrote would completely and totally defy that.”

I haven’t been the biggest fan of Charlie Sheen’s in years, but I really don’t like Denise Richards.  I have no respect for home wreckers, or women who pork their friends ex-husband’s.  In this case, I tend to believe Charlie and it sounds like he has the proof to back it up.

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If you don’t want to take the time to read it all he said, “Fuck you you fucking fuck!”

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