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Chicken Scratch Sketches – Barack Obama

Spicy — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:53:23 +0000

Thank you to Lindsey who responded to my post about suggestions for my next subject.

Kinda random, but, to go with the theme of the nation – how about one of the Presidential or Vice Presidential nominees?

Or Jamie Lynne in honor of her newest edition?

Or Lohan’s girlfriend (if you’re going for scary)?

One of the Presidential candidates was just perfect! I might even have to do a Sarah Palin. But I am totally LOVING the idea of doing a Samantha Ronson as well!

Have an idea for a chicken scratch sketch? Let me know!

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Who Would be Good in Chicken Scratch?

Spicy — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:50:44 +0000

Dustin Diamond by Spicy Pants

I need a new subject for another chicken scratch sketch.

I haven’t done one in awhile and am feeling the need.

Is there a colorful celebrity, crazy reality star, or other high profile person you’d like me to scratch out? And no, I am not promising a masterpiece.

Thanks in advance, the bigger the character the better!

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Chicken Scratch Sketches – Dustin Diamond

Spicy — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:40:19 +0000

Dustin Diamond by Spicy Pants

Probably the most annoying child star ever, Dustin Diamond is a whiny, weak, arrogant jerk off.

But I do love to hate him, and he is fun to draw..

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My Chicken Scratch Sketch of Perez Makes His Lame Site

Spicy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:21:12 +0000

But of course, no credit to me. Such a shocker. Heh.

Isn’t that funny as hell? Be my guest and go leave a comment.

Most of the tweens who visit his site either hate my pic or think he looks like a child molester! Ha! I never claimed to be a Picasso, that’s why I call them ‘Chicken Scratch Sketches’! So bite me if it sucks.

Anyhow, thanks Megan for letting me know even though you read his lame ass site. Heh.

See my original HERE.

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Chicken Scratch Sketches – Guess Who!

Spicy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:55:06 +0000

Perez Hilton, by Spicy Pants.

Sorry I haven’t done any of these in awhile. I only do them when I’m in the mood, and I obviously haven’t felt like it lately. Thought you guys would enjoy this one.

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Britney’s Anime Character – The Way it SHOULD Be

Spicy — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:45:01 +0000

When I saw Britney Spears new anime character I probably thought the same thing you did. What the…? Yeah, that looks like Britney, about five years ago.

So I thought I would, once again, call upon my fierce MS Paint skillz and bring some chicken scratch lovin’ to the animation.

Ahh…that’s better!

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Chicken Scratch Sketches – Pete Doherty

Spicy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:00:48 +0000

After Spicy sketches of Paris Hilton, Britney and Amy Winehouse, the folks over at Agent Bedhead, who are notoriously ridiculous Pete Doherty fans, requested to see their man in chicken scratch. Of course, I had to oblige.

Honestly, I don’t think my sketches are anything special, but you guys seem to be enjoying them, so I’ll keep it up. Send me requests bitches!

There are a lot of ‘blots’ on this one. I thought the last pen I used sucked, this one was bleeding all over hell. You should see my hand, lol. One day I’ll invest in a good pen. Heh.

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Past Chicken Scratches

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Chicken Scratch Sketches – Amy Winehouse

Spicy — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:11:06 +0000

Oh yeah, another chicken scratching from Spicy. You lucky bastards..heh.

This time I chose to scribble out Amy Winehouse, because I knew she’d be fun to draw. She’s practically a caricature of herself, and people like that are the easiest to draw.

Medium: Crappy Bic pen and cheap writing paper ripped crookedly out of the pad. Heh.

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Chicken Scratch Sketches – Britney Spears

Spicy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:12:11 +0000

Yeah I know it sucks, (especially her eyes – heh) but it’s kinda funny, right?

Two days ago it had been a year since Britney Spears randomly decided to shave her entire head. I thought she should celebrate with a dripping candle on her head. Yeah, it’s wax, not blood. *snicker*

I scribbled it while sitting in bed, in under 10 minutes as I amped on coffee this morning..

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Chicken Scratch Sketches – Paris Hilton

Spicy — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:30:39 +0000

I am certainly not claiming to be a Picaso, but I like to get my doodle on every now and then.

Last Friday after having some computer issues, to kill time I picked up a pen and randomly starting drawing Hooker Hilton.

I never really thought to scan any of the drawings I do because really, I only do chicken scratch sketches that are completed in about 5 minutes. Heh. Anyhow, here’s my depiction of Paris. Could be worse..lol.