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On a Scale of 1 to Chris Brown…

Spicy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:32:47 +0000

So thanks to a pal on Twitter, I heard one of the best lines ever about Chris Brown.

From Parks and Recreation: “On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how pissed is he?”

HA! Loves it.

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]

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“I Can Transform Ya” Chris Brown VIDEO/ LYRICS

Spicy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:42:50 +0000

Chris Brown’s new video/ lyrics for “I Can Transform Ya,” featuring Lil Wayne.

Brown’s new album titled, Graffiti drops December 15th.

Love it or hate it?

Lyrics after the cut.

I Can Transform Ya – Lyrics

[Lil Wayne]
Hey Lil Mama,
I can transform ya,
I can’t dance but I can dance on ya,
Swiss on the beats, Chris move ya feet,
and baby I can transform ya him to a me,
I can change you life, make it so new,
Make you never want to go back to the old you,
Ciroc and lime, give it a lil’ time,
and she can transform like Optimus Prime,

[Chris Brown]
Need a ride I can Range you up,
Money I can change you up,
You can ride your own, no longer be the passenger,
Swag low I build you up,
Knees we can stand you up,
Red lips, red dress, like em like a fire truck,

What you need, you can have that,
My black card they won’t decline that,
See potential in ya,
Let me mold that,

I can transform ya like a transformer,
I can transform ya,
I can transform ya,
Anything ya want, I can get it for ya,
You’re my baby girl shoulda know I did it for ya,
I can trans, I can trans, I can transform ya,

Shoes you got it (got it)
Bags you got it (got it),
cars you got it (got it),
money still got it (got it),
I can transform ya, I can transform ya,
Anything you want I can (i can) get it for ya,

See me in the video you can have it really though,
Iced out everything, like an Eskimo,
Wanna fly, we can go, anywhere you wanna go,
Jimmy Choos in Italy, Louie V in Tokyo,

Something like Pinnochio,
If you lie down imma grow,
Wanna see me do it big,
I can show you how it goes,
Take you from an amateur to being professional,
(I can have you swag surfing – autotune)

What you need, you can have that,
My black card
See potential in ya,
Let me mould that,

[Chorus]

[Lil Wayne]
Ok, I can transform ya like a transformer,
I can turn you from a human to a Carter,
Take you off the bench and turn ya to a starter,
Then take you home and put you on a charger,
Then (then) my cars transforms to a charter,
and we can fly to wherever you ever thought of,
Hehe, I take you to wherever its warmer,
Then I gotta rip off your dress like a warm up,
Hehe, but I’m just getting warmed up,
So tell your man he better get his Voltron up,
I transform her to a Ducati and then I transform me to a Bugatti,
Cuz her form puts me in a trance,
I transform smaller and she puts me in her pants,
Swiss on the Beat, Chris move ya feet
and we can transform a good girl to a freak,

[Chorus]

Source

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Chris Brown Larry King VIDEO

Spicy — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:50:50 +0000

Chris Brown on Larry King Live

Chris Brown’s Larry King Live interview airs this Wednesday, but for now, watch this sneak peek..

Brown claims to not remember beating the hell out of his ex-girlfriend, Rihanna, back in February, but I think that is a bunch of BS. Larry pretty much leads him to that one by asking the question in the first place.

Apparently Brown also tells King that he still loves Rihanna and that he never fell out of love with her.

Chris’ mom is there with him throughout the interview and she says she was absolutely shocked when she learned what her son had done. She says that Chris was never violent before, ever. But really, how would she know? He’s a grown man now and certainly hasn’t been at mommy’s side 24/7 in recent years.

Loved the bowtie, it’s kind of like putting on a pair of glasses to make you look smarter, heh.

Watch the entire interview on Wednesday on CNN.

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Chris Brown Apology VIDEO!

Spicy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:24:54 +0000

Chris Brown’s apology for beating up Rihanna back in February – finally!

He says that he wasn’t allowed to do so beforehand due to his lawyer advising against it.

WATCH ‘CHRIS BROWN APOLOGY’ VIDEO HERE

I typed out the complete transcript here:

“I am sorry. I have tried to live my life in a way in which I make those around me proud of me. And until recently, I think I was doing a pretty good job. I wish I had a chance to relive those few moments again. But unfortunately I can’t. I cannot go into what happened, but most of all I am not going to sit here and make any excuses.

“I take great pride in being able to execute self control and what I did was unexcusable. I am very sad and very ashamed at what I have done. My mother and my spiritual teachers have taught me way better than that. I have told Rihanna countless times and I am telling you today, that I am truly, truly sorry and that I wasn’t able to handle the situation both differently and better.

“I recognize that I have truly been blessed. I have been blessed with a wonderful family,wonderful friends and fans. God has been generous which has given me the ability which has brought me fame and fortune. I have done a lot of soul searching and over the past several months I have talked with my minster and my mother. And I spent a lot of time wondering what happened and why. I have let a lot of people down and I realize that. And no one is more disappointed in me than I am.

“As many of you know, I grew up in a home where there was domestic violence and I saw firsthand what uncontrolled rage could do. I sought and am continuing to seek help to ensure what happened in February can never happen again. And as I sit here today I can tell you that I will do everything in my power to make sure it never happens again. And I promise that. What I did was unacceptable. 100%.

“I can only ask that you can forgive me, please. I hope that others learn from my mistake. I intend to live my life so that I am truly worthy of the term “role model”. Thank you.”

You know, I would like to give him the benefit of the doubt here. I mean, you can’t crucify someone for a past mistake forever. Doesn’t everyone deserve a second chance? On the other hand, how easy is it for wife beaters to be reformed? I don’t know the statistics on this one, but I would guess a large percentage of men who do this sort of thing do it again.

I think it is good that he is actively seeking treatment and hopefully will continue to do so.

So, what do you think? Is he sincere? Do you think he has truly learned from this incident?

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Amber Rose Chris Brown Hookup

Spicy — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:34:15 +0000

Amber Rose, 26, and Chris Brown, 20, set off their own sparks this Fourth of July at the White Party thrown by P. Diddy and Ashton Kutcher.

Brown showed up with the Rihanna lookalike, Teyana Taylor, 18, who quickly realized her game wasn’t as good as Amber’s.

Amber and Chris spent a lot of time at the party together, dancing and later relaxing in the backyard on a couch.

A source told the New York Daily News: “They were holding hands and making out in the shadows She had her hand on his leg.”

Although she wasn’t happy about Chris and Amber Rose, Teyana still went with Chris to an after party at Guys. But then guess who else showed up? Yep, Amber. So once again Teyana took a backseat to Ms. Rose.

Another source says: “They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana. But he and Amber left separately.”

First of all Teyana needs to grow a spine and get over him. Chris Brown or not, she most likely does not deserve to be treated like that.

Amber Rose is just a starf**ker! She and Kanye West haven’t been doing well, and her time in the media has dwindled. I think she likes all the attention she has been given in the press and knows that if she can land herself another star she’ll be back in the limelight.

As for if she should be worried about his abusive background, I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure she could take down his wussy ass.

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It Ain’t Chris Brown’s Fault

Infamous Kidd — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:18:45 +0000

Chris Brown has a new song out on the internet. Just one day after copping a plea, the Neptunes-produced single has been released for your listening pleasure. The title: “Not My Fault.”

The Kidd thinks Chris Brown might be onto something here, even though he admitted guilt on a felony assault charge. Besides, we weren’t there that night. We don’t know what really happened. It’s quite possibly the dashboard just took it upon itself to smash Rihanna in the face. Or perhaps that passenger window just came out of nowhere for its headshot. And the biting… well, I can’t really explain the biting, but I’m sure it wasn’t Chris Brown’s fault. He says so, in a song, that he expects will help revive his career, by basically saying Rihanna forced him to do it. What else does he have to do to get people believe him? I’m going to go with writing some haikus, but ice cream always helps, too. Of course, with sprinkles, Chris Brown, you fine upstanding young man.

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Chris Brown Makes A Deal

Infamous Kidd — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:30:22 +0000

Chris Brown is a free man, after pleading guilty to felony assault charges as part of a plea deal. Brown will serve 5 years probation and finish 180 days of community service without ever serving a day in jail.

Los Angeles Criminal Court Judge Patricia Schnegg told Brown that he could apply to have his supervised probation transferred to Virginia, where he maintains his legal residence. He can also do his community service there, as long as it meets the court’s standards. As part of the agreement, he also must undergo domestic violence counseling.

I’m curious to see what kind of community service Chris Brown will be allowed to do, because The Kidd is pretty sure it’s not a good idea for him to do anything that involves women, children, the handicapped, animals, women animals, handicapped animals, animal children, or women children. You get the point. That leaves picking up garbage on the side of the highway… while dancing… oh, and singing “Run It!” Sounds like justice has been served.

Let this be a lesson to all of you out there – if your woman is out of line, a slap in the face is only worth a slap on the wrist… and a smash of the head into the car dashboard with some intermittent biting, well, let’s just say that’s about the same thing.

[Photo: David McNew/Getty Images]

[CNN]

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Chris Brown “I Ain’t a Monster” [VIDEO]

Spicy — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:19:16 +0000

Chris Brown took to a webcam to make this 37-second clip promoting his new album and making an attempt to polish up his reputation.

In the video, Brown says he’ll be dropping a new single this summer from his upcoming album, Grafitti. Then he adds, “We ain’t going nowhere,” which was his transition into trying to convince everyone that he is a good guy.

He went on to acknowledge his haters, as well as his fans, while picking his elbow nervously. Then he finishes the video by saying, “I ain’t a monster.”

Usually when people say they aren’t a monster, they’re usually guilty of something.

There was the freaky dad who imprisoned his daughter for 24-years…

An unlicensed dentist who left an elderly patient in the streets after she became ill…

A mother who was caught beating her 4-year-old on video…

Ashley Dupre said it too.

Anyway, I think you get my point. That wasn’t exactly the smartest thing to say.

I’m just sayin’…

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Chris Brown’s Best Sad Face

Spicy — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:13:20 +0000

Chris Brown putting on his best remorseful mug while pleading not guilty to felony charges.

The singer has been charged with “assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury and making criminal threats” after beating his girlfriend, Rihanna, into unconsciousness last February.

Throw the book at him and wipe that pitiful look from his face!

[Photo: MAVRIXONLINE.COM]

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Oprah Tells Rihanna, “He WILL Hit You Again.” [VIDEO]

Spicy — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 18:51:57 +0000

“Love doesn’t hurt,” Oprah Winfrey said on her show Friday, vowing to dedicate a show to domestic violence this week.

“I want to do a show about it, dedicated to all the Rihannas of the world.” Then as though she were speaking directly to Rihanna (which I am sure she was), she warned, “If a man hits you once, he will hit you again. He will hit you again.”

[NYDN]