This week’s Heyman Hustle opens with Joumana Kidd, the subject of last week’s show, trying to be funny as she introduces Paul and strums wildly on an electric guitar that isn’t plugged in.

If you can get past that part, the rest of the video is hilarious. Paul Heyman hustles Cisco Adler, Mischa Barton’s ex-boyfriend and former lead man of the band Whitestarr.

Paul is up to his usual tricks of asking the straightforward questions we all want to know and making people like me both jealous and proud at the same time. Jealous of course, that I’m not the one asking the questions.

Surprisingly, I find Cisco to be somewhat likable - in a Jeff Spicoli sort of way. Can’t you just picture Spicoli standing there, chest out, foot on the table, balls to the ground? Heh.

Speaking of, what the hell Paul? You didn’t ask him about his balls! I’m shocked and I have to admit, a little let down. Still, an entertaining video nonetheless.

Watch it here.

Or we didn’t really care.

Cisco Adler turned 29 yesterday and he partied with Kimberly Stewart, Constantine Maroulis and some chick that if I didn’t know better would think was Mischa Barton.

The party train got their drink on at LA’s Les Deux. Three FUGS do not make a right!

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“Mischa’s the most beautiful girl on the planet. Sometimes I would wake up and see her on the pillow next to me and be like, ‘Oooh, there she is…’”

-Cisco Adler on his ex-girlfriend Mischa Barton

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Was it that she couldn’t handle the embarrassment of the world seeing her man’s saggy ball sack in photos found in Paris Hilton’s storage unit?

Apparently so. A source told US Weekly that the picture of Cisco that popped up all over the web drove Mischa into a rage.

In the photo (which I am sure most of you have seen) Cisco is standing bare ass naked clad only in socks and wristband, posing quite peculiar with a bit of cocaine on the small table in front of him. Pic here- if you dare. I won’t post it here again, gravity can do nasty things..

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Wow, Paris left a lot of shit in that storage unit!

Lots of pics of Paris, Nicky, Nicole, doing all kinds of stuff. Lots of drugs, sex and posing.

I personally loved Cisco Adler’s amazingly saggy nutsack, cocaine as an accessory, or a meal even, Paris photographing herself getting out of a tanning bed, and Nicole when she was actually cute.

‘Paris Exposed’ site is shut down. Lucky for you we got the pics!

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