It seems Hollywood celebrities endorse everything these days.

It’s crazy. You can’t open a magazine or watch television without seeing them promote some sort of useless product. From clothing to beauty products and even fast food. But you don’t usually see celebrities endorsing candy and you probably never will. (Unless they happen to have one named after them!) It’s one of the only things safe from being recommended by famous A-listers and sports figures.

So I wondered, what if the market for celebrity candy endorsements were hot? Who would represent what candy and why?

Well marvel no more.

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The 100 Grand bar = Tori Spelling.

But make sure you buy two!

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Dots = Victoria Beckham

They double as nipples!

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Nerds = Dustin Diamond

Because sometimes you don’t grow out of it!

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Mike & Ikes = Mike Tyson, Ike Turner

Even wife beaters love candy!

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Big Hunk = Mr. Big (Chris Noth)

Yes, here I go again with my Mr. Big affections..

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Pop Rocks = Amy Winehouse

For those pop stars that love their rocks!

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Gummi Bear = Jason Davis

As dubbed by TMZ.com..

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Troll Gummi’s = Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Well, duh!

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Sky Bar = Lindsay Lohan

Hollywood doesn’t want to be on the ground!

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Three Musketeers = Lindsay, Britney and Paris

Because without these three, I wouldn’t have a job!

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Wax Lips = Courtney Love

When your real mouth just won’t do!

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I’m off for a long weekend as I’m sure are a lot of you! Enjoy the long weekend and have a fabulous, safe time!

See you Monday evening!
xoxo -Spicy

David LaChapelle is my favorite photographer. His extraordinary creativity and imagination always amaze me. He is to photography what Alice in Wonderland is to cartoons.

His latest work is with the VMA’s. He shot Rihanna, Fall Out Boy, Kanye West, the Foo Fighters and Chris Brown for the upcoming MTV video music awards show.

The photographs hit street on Monday, August 20th. For one night only, the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards are set to air on Sept 9th at 9pm (Live ET/Tape delay PT).

Check out some of David’s other works of art. Truly fascinating!

As everyone knows, Courtney Love has lost a shitload of weight this past year, reportedly going from 182 pounds to 139 pounds. She claims that she has done it the natural and healthy way…by being disciplined. Opponents, however, believe that she may still be on drugs and/or has an eating disorder.

I love Courtney and hope that she is telling the truth when she says she has lost the weight by watching what she eats. Not only for her, but for her daughter, Francis Bean Cobain.

In a recent interview, Courtney talks about her weight loss and not only says that she lost her weight the ‘right’ way, but goes on to call out the bitches who have eating disorders in Hollywood saying that they control their weight through unhealthy means.

“Some people think it’s about weight loss, but it’s about detoxing. My daughter and I were kind of going for it because the dessert’s fantastic. I put on 30 pounds, and I put on another 15 out of emotional depression. Then I finally get an Italian Vogue cover, and I’m 182 pounds. By the way, I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying, `Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.’ You liars. You bulimic liars.”

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You won’t see Courtney Love and Paris Hilton hanging out anytime soon.

Love was playing at the Roxy on Sunset Boulevard Tuesday night and Paris Hilton was there, dancing on the side of the stage obviously annoying the musician. During a song Love flipped Paris off.

An eyewitness said,

“Paris was just dancing at the side of the stage to Celebrity Skin when Courtney stuck up a finger to her. No one really knows what the reason was. Paris burst into tears and left the gig early. I thought they were friends.”

You know your star is falling when even Courtney Love won’t throw you a bone. Maybe it had something to do with Paris Hilton’s birthday party and the ‘huge pile of white powder’ in the bathroom? If you recall, Love attended and left, disgusted after seeing it was just a big coke party.

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It was Courtney Love’s 43rd birthday on Monday and it seems ‘the old Courtney Love’ was back and celebrating.

Love trashed her five-star hotel room by burning cigarettes in the furniture and floor. (Hey, didn’t Courtney recently say she the doctors had found nodules in her throat and ordered her to quit smoking?)

An insider tells the Daily Mirror, “Staff said the room was left in a right state - like a wild animal had been let loose in there. She has used the place as an ashtray with butts strewn about and burn marks all over the bed, carpet and upholstery. I feel sorry for whoever had to clean it up.”

A spokesperson for the hotel says, “What our guests do in here is between them and us.”

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