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I absolutely love these pictures..the guitars rock too!

I still can’t believe how quickly Francis has grown up. She is such an intelligent girl, an angel sent to her mother.

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Dirty Blonde - by Courtney Love

First off, this book is so visually enchanting it invites you in whether or not you are a fan of Courtney Love’s. It’s more a scrapbook per se, than a novel. Full of photos, postcards, poems, concert flyers, drawings, ramblings, letters and documents throughout different stages of Courtney’s life. From the time she was a girl until recent.

She says she omits about 4 years worth of stuff- during what she calls ‘The Black Years’- as that was the time she was heavily into drugs. She adds, “It may be that for some people their drugs years purchased them greatness but mine brought me nothing but dull, aching pain, misery and wrecked lives- mostly my daughter’s.”

Sometimes Courtney is an angry child writing of her angst on notepaper with a crayon because no writing utensils were allowed at the Eugene, OR Juevenille Detention Center she was in. Other times she is a young woman exploring the punk scene, attending Black Flag concerts and hideously striping her hair. And some of the time she writes down her goals and inspirations in life.

You read the book and you see inside the little girl in the preschool class photo, who grew up drawing fashion models and dreamt of being on The Mickey Mouse Club..only to recieve a denial by postcard.

This book shows you a certain side of Courtney Love that you’ve never seen.
Instead of only viewing her as the crazy wasted ex of Kurt Cobain’s, you start to understand the circumstances that molded the woman we know today.

She’s tough, she’s raw.
She has many regrets and many demons.
She has passion and she loves.
She is human.

Love her or hate her this book will give you a whole new insight to Courtney Love. The book is so interesting that no matter your preconceived ideas about her, you will love this book.

Spicy gives it a huge thumbs up

Here is a weekly column they have where Adrian has people write him about celebrities seen in Seattle the previous week. The column is aptly named, Celebrity I Saw U. Here is this weeks column:

“Spermy!

In a victorious moment for heterosexuals everywhere, Doogie fucking Howser and his enormous pumpkin-like head came out of the closet.
To enhance said coming out, various theoretical eyewitnesses report that he shouted, “I’m GAY! I’M GAY!” while shooting pink ping-pong balls out of his grotesquely protracted asshole.
When asked what he plans to do next, Doogie responded, “Eat some guy’s sperm!”
Whether or not “some guy’s sperm” includes that of Congressman Mark Foley or that methed-up New Life Church queer is a question for philosophers. But it does. Gay sex is officially 36 percent grosser.

Then, suddenly, at the University Book Store: Yea! And the darkness stretched its hand across the land, and the skies were made to weep. And from the south came hell’s harlot, and upon a mighty dragon she rode (or a white horse, or a flame-blackened spoon, whatever), and she carried in her right hand the new “book” she just “wrote,” and in her left she bore a probably forged Oxy prescription, and she was a pestilence upon the earth, and she was called Courtney, and she was totally a huge fucking bitchwad.

Behold:

“Dear Adrian, I was first in line at Courtney Love’s book signing. She stormed in like a bat out of hell, looking like some puffy, plastic, no-soul L.A. washup. There was so much I wanted to say… but I barely got half of a fake smile. Was she afraid for her life? Or just completely miserable? —Emma”

Indeed, Emma. My archives bulge with practically zillions of reports detailing Miss Love’s behavior/demeanor during that so-called “book” signing—reports from disappointed fans cruelly destined, as you were, to experience the colossal snatchness that is Courtney Love.
Unlike yours, however, many of these reports speak also of “repulsive varicose boob veins” and contain any combination of the words “horrible” and “slag.” Of which there are, sadly, only two.
But is “that” really “all,” Emma? I wonder.

Elsewhere: Terrorists have threatened to kill Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Perhaps they intend to crash hijacked planes into them. I really have no clue. It’s all pretty retarded.

Finally, in real terrorist threats: Lance Bass’s hot boyfriend also came out of the closet. To enhance said coming out, he started blowing a boybander.
He was also practically molested by ideologically damaged military dudes, which was overkill. Then he wrote a book about it, and now people are trying to kill him.
So he will appear with his cadre of FBI agents and other secret protectors at Bailey/Coy Books on Thursday, November 9, to read live from said porn. I mean book. I mean porn. I mean book.I mean porn.”

(TheStranger) (Art:JennyJimenez)

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Be looking for Spicy’s review on this book soon.

Courtney Love’s ‘Dirty Blonde’ A multi-textual memoir chronicling the life of one of our most potent pop icons Groundbreaking rock musician. Award-winning actress. Perceptive songwriter and author. Mother. Wife of a rock god. Fashionista and trendsetter. Provocateur. In each and every one of these roles Courtney Love has demonstrated a wholehearted commitment to her art, and an intense drive and a lust for life that have made her a star and a celebrity icon—but have also led her into some unwise, uncharted, and even dangerous territory. Simultaneously candid and enigmatic, Love has a mordant wit and vivid intelligence matched in intensity only by the extraordinary life she has led, from a bleak early childhood through great fame and terrible heartbreak to the present day. By turns exhilarating and unsettling, this is a story told for the first time in Dirty Blonde. Composed of an astonishing and eclectic collection of deeply personal artifacts including personal letters, childhood records, poetry, diary entries, song lyrics, fanzines, show flyers, other original writings, and never-before-seen photographs, Dirty Blonde leads us through the unimaginable highs and the despairing lows of one of the most compelling and creative figures in the world of popular culture. Through these diaries we see Love’s accomplishments, her mistakes, her history, and her bright future in a whole new light. From her upbringing in Oregon through her years living in Japan, New Zealand, and London, from her career highs with Hole and as a Hollywood leading lady to her personal heartbreak and struggle, Dirty Blonde is Love laid bare—a wholly fascinating portrait of a fierce and insightful woman with an unblinking worldview and a determination to express herself no matter the cost.

Courtney will be doing book signings tomorrrow at the Virgin Megastore on 8000 W. Sunset Blvd. in Los Angeles and at Vroman’s on 695 E. Colorade Blvd. in Pasadena on Wednesday.

Dirty Blonde Official Site

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What do all three have in common?

Well, Jocelyn had numerous cosmetic surgeries to look like a cat. A really bloated, mangy, fucked up looking cat.

And I think that Courtney Love, in turn, had multiple surgeries to appear like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

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Here is a random video from TMZ who was at WeHo’s nightspot, Hyde, last night.

Celebrities that showed up were, Courtney Love, Chris Rock, Cheryl Burke, Taye Diggs, Elisha Cuthbert and the slimey Brandon Davis.

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