Archive for the ‘Crazies’ Category

Dina Lohan Accepting Her Mother of the Year Award [Video]

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Dina Lohan Outstanding Mom of the Year

Unbelievable, I know.

Dina Lohan received the Mother of the Year award from Mingling Moms, a Long Island organization who must have known the publicity they would garner from such a stunt. Not that anyone will ever take them seriously after this.

Check out this video of Dina graciously accepting the award that she will probably end up chalking up lines on later..

[TMZ]

What a F*cking Nut!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Scorned divorcée Tricia Walsh-Smith is back at it again.

This video is a couple of days old but I hadn’t had a chance to see it until today.

Still batty, still bitter, and still trying to accomplish Lord knows what..Tricia once again took to YouTube to vent her anger about her pending divorce to Philip Smith, president of the Shubert Organization.

This time Tricia tries to gain the public’s sympathy by telling us (over and over) about her father dying when she was 12, what a great wife she was, how much she loved her husband and why she married a man who is 25 years her senior.

She insists she didn’t marry Philip for money and is a self-made woman. If this is true, then why is she telling us if she is evicted she will be forced to live in a tent?

Anyhow, the bitch is overly dramatic and should keep her dirty laundry where it belongs….in her tent.

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Christina Ricci

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

“Well, I mean, I don’t have much to say. He’s crazy, and he’s an a**hole.”

- Christina Ricci doesn’t care for Vincent Gallo, who directed her in 1998 movie Buffalo 66.

Jamie Spears Convinces Justin Timberlake to Visit Britney

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Britney Spears‘ father, Jamie Spears, has reportedly reached out to ex-flame Justin Timberlake for help with his daughter’s mental issues.

According to Life & Style magazine, Britney’s dad is planning a low key summer barbecue where Britney and Justin can talk and…probably feel a little awkward.

A source said, “Jamie reached out to Justin and asked if he’d be willing to come over to Britney’s house to talk to her face-to-face, and Justin said yes. Jamie’s hoping that by finally seeing him, she’ll be able to get some real closure, some resolution. He thinks that might be a huge help to her.”

Can someone explain to me how this is supposed to help her? Geeze, poor JT, he can’t get away from this crazy family! He’ll never live down the fact that he was Britney Spears’ first boyfriend, and it seems like her family will never let him forget it either! Move ON bitches! Leave the guy alone!

Like getting together and talking with Justin will make Britney feel better. It will probably make her feel even worse! He actually has a career, a love interest and a LIFE! Everything she is lacking. Brilliant thinking Dad!

For Pete’s Sake

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty has been sentenced to fourteen weeks behind bars after failing to appear in court for probation hearings stemming from drug charges.

Judge Davinder Lachar is done fooling around with Doherty and thinks he needs some time to sit and think about his lack of respect for the law.

A court rep stated that Doherty was reprimanded for “breach of time keeping, non-compliance of his order and using different drugs”.

All Doherty had to do to stay out of jail was regularly report in to the court for monitoring and go to rehab.  He was warned he would be doing time of he did not follow through.

So now he and his lawyer and looking to appeal, as if it’s going to do them any good.

Pete has several upcoming solo shows which will be rescheduled.

British Airways May Ban Naomi Campbell For Life

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Naomi Campbell may be banned from flying British Airways for life after she was arrested before a flight last week.

Naomi threw a tantrum after airline employees told her that one of her bags had been misplaced. Officers were called to the scene and as Campbell sat in her first-class seat waiting for take-off, officers boarded the plane to regain control of the situation. Campbell spit on and hit a police officer at one point, leading to her arrest.

The airlines is actively reviewing her case and the decision on whether or not to ban her will come after their investigation is complete and depending on whether police decide to prosecute or not.

Prosecute! Ban! Ban! Ban! Bitch deserves it. She’s straight up evil!

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Naomi Campbell Spits on Cop, Gets Arrested

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell’s sh*tty attitude managed to get her arrested yesterday at Heathrow Airport in London.

The ultra bitch went off on British Airways employees after she was told one of her bags would not make it onto the flight. Although she was assured that her bag would eventually make it back to her, the supermodel was inconsolable and went into a rage.

She was still screaming uncontrollably at staff as she boarded her flight. They grew sick of her sh*t and called police who then boarded the plane. The officers tried to dissolve the situation by calming Campbell, but she wasn’t having it and boy, I guess she really lost it.

She spit on an officer and then started pounding on him with her fists. The police finally got control of the situation and hauled the twat off the plane where she was promptly arrested and taken to a police station, still ranting and raving.

The flight ended up being over an hour and a half late as luggage belonging to Campbell and her entourage were removed from the plane.

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Heather Mills Soaks Paul, Then Attorney

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

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As we reported yesterday, Heather Mills was granted a sum nearly totaling $50 million in her divorce settlement with legendary Beatle, Paul McCartney.

What we didn’t know is that Heather dumped a glass of water over the head of Paul’s attorney, Fiona Shackleton, soon after winning the massive sum of money. We should have known something was up by the smirk on her face. And I thought she was beaming purely because of the money. What an idiot I am.

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Artists Rendering: Daily Mail

Heather, who was originally asking for nearly $250 million, snickered that the attorney had just been “baptised in court” for making “unpleasant comments“.

Bitch, that’s ASSAULT! I only know this because instead of a courtroom, I did the same thing to a drunk redneck cowboy in a sh*tcan of a bar once. And he did back to me is what that attorney should have done to the one-legged money grubbing leech.

He punched me (yes, closed fisted) smack in the face! And hard. Bitch didn’t knock me down though. However, because I poured a beer over his head first (considered ‘assault’), cops didn’t do anything to him.  Yeah, it was a long night and a long time ago.  Heh.

Anyhow, that attorney should have ripped off Heathers leg and stuck it up her ass until she was flossing her teeth with her toenails. The nations would have roared with delight.

Instead we get to hear the bitch talk about how she is such a major contributor to charities, how Paul and his people are out to smear her reputation, and whatever other bullsh*t she pulls out of her ass to try and justify her greedy ways.

If you didn’t watch the video of Heather after court yesterday, here it is. Best watched on an empty stomach.

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