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Balloon Boy HOAX! [VIDEO]

Spicy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:17:59 +0000

Balloon Boy hoax exposed!

The world watched intensely as an experimental balloon supposedly carrying a boy cruised for 60 miles in Colorado Thursday afternoon.

The balloon was found, but the boy, quickly dubbed “balloon boy,” was not in it. Then we heard balloon boy had been found in the family’s attic in a cardboard box, hiding.

Now things are getting really fishy.

The boy, Falcon Heene, and his family appeared on CNN Thursday night and if you had any sympathy for the family early on, it might just turn to disgust and anger after seeing this clip.

In the footage, Wolfe Blitzer asks the family if Falcon ever heard them calling out for him when he was hiding. Falcon’s dad asks the child, “Did you hear us calling your name at any time?” Falcon replies, “Uh huh.” His dad, sounding (fake) surprised says, “You did?” then mom chimes in (also fake sounding), “You did?”

Already it’s feeling uncomfortable.

(Pause.)

Falcon: “You guys said . . . that, umm . . . we did this for the show.”

Jaws dropping are heard around the world.

“Yeah,” dad says uncomfortably. (Insert weird fart noise here. I’m just sayin’, lol. Was that dad making a fart noise with his mouth? Was that his way of saying, “What the funk do I do now?”)

“No,” mom interjects. Then the really terrible acting begins.

“You didn’t, erm, come out?” dad asks again. Probably wishing to God he could give his child some direction as to how to reply.

“No,” little Falcon answers. Dad exhales loudly, as if to say, “Whew!”

Wolfe Blitzer, despite saying he heard what Falcon had said, obviously didn’t get it.

What the hell? Was that the most bizarre interview ever? So they were doing it “for the show,” but their Wife Swap episode aired already! What’s the point now? Why use your child this way? I am heated about this. If this does turn out to be a hoax, these people should be prosecuted. There was a lot of manpower and money involved in this. Un. funking. believe

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Big Brother: CHIMA EVICTED, CHIMA SPEAKS!

Spicy — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:02:29 +0000

Chima Simone speaks out about being evicted from Big Brother!

Was Chima Simone of Big Brother 11 evicted by producers – or did she, in fact, quit the show on her own terms?

Chima is speaking out about her eviction in a letter written to Big Brother Examiner. She claims she DID quit Big Brother and says that producers of the CBS reality show would like you to believe that they evicted her.

She writes:

Yes, I did in fact quit the show, although there are reports on EW from CBS to the contrary. Big Brother would like everyone to believe I was kicked off for not following the rules, but I went to the producers repeatedly over the past couple of days wanting to leave….wanting out of that house!

As crazy as that house is, the producers NEVER want the world to think or know that we houseguests DO LEAVE when it becomes futile to stay. I lost faith in the show & my ability to remain committed to this game. All of the remaining housemates know I wanted to leave and that is why any conversation concerning me is cut in the live feed because they don’t want America to hear the truth about my voluntary departure.

Do you really believe that I would be expelled for tossing my microphone when past houseguests have only been kicked off for violence & threats of violence? You know better, as do I.

It’s better that I left. I did what was best for me in this game and that was to leave. When I chose to play & play hard the power I did earn was completely usurped by a game piece never used before in this game and my HOH reign was rendered useless. I have no regrets. As cliche’ as it sounds, until the public is a part of a human pressure cooker, then the judgements should cease.

I find it interesting that my personal attacks on Russell have been highlighted, but his attacks on me pushed under a rug. Selective portrayals? I think so. Russell did terrorize the house, especially the women in the house. Why America constantly finds men attacking women okay, yet vilifies the woman defending herself, will always confound me. But what’s done is done, now BB fans can find a new woman to hate. I didn’t sign up for what I was exposed to & I left gladly. It was the principle of the matter, the $500,000 prize be damned. That’s all for now! Take Care…’

So, Big Brother fans, do you believe that Chima is telling the truth? Do you think that the show’s producers are twisting what actually happened on order to wipe their hands of any wrongdoing? OR do you think Chima lives life by constantly playing the victim, feeling that the world owes her something?

Yes, I know Chima was brutally raped and attacked, and for that, I sincerely feel for her. BUT, as many of you have said, that gives her no right to treat people the way she does. She points fingers at everyone else rather than taking a long hard look in the mirror at herself and what she is doing to contribute to these explosive situations in the Big Brother house.

Whether she realizes it or not, she is full of much rage and hate. And whomever her target happens to be, is the one who will feel her wrath. And there will always be a target because that vileness and venom needs to come out somehow.

I am also not excusing Russell’s verbally abusive ways in the house, and I have mentioned them before as well. He also has major anger issues. I think that’s why he and Chima butted heads..because they are so much alike. But I never heard Russell say that Chima, or anyone else for that matter, deserved to be raped (Chima said that she wished Russell would hit her, go to jail and get raped), nor did I hear him mock a houseguest’s religion (Chima said Russell was not a Catholic, but a Muslim terrorist), or accuse a HG of being a racist Nazi (which she did to Ronnie). Chima always made it personal, and always said the most evil, atrocious, and hateful things her vacant little heart could conjure up. That’s why America can’t stand her, and that’s why no one is shedding one tear for her after her departure. And honestly, I don’t think anyone really cares HOW it was that she left the show. All we care about is the fact that she DID.

[BBE]

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George Sodini [PHOTOS]

Spicy — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:44:30 +0000

George Sodini photo

George Sodini is the man who unleashed a barrage of gunfire onto an aerobics class at aPennsylvania LA Fitness on August 4th.

Sodini had been planning the bloody attack for some time, and after it was all said and done he had killed three women, injured nine others, and scarred for life dozens.

According to detailed journals he left, he had chickened out on his first attempt to seek revenge against women. The second time he did not.

In his tediously kept journals Sodini claimed that he hadn’t had sex since 1990 and claimed that women would never give him the time of day. He said he was always dubbed “the nice guy.”

His writings contained racists thoughts, and anger aimed at his family – and women.

During his final moments Sodini shot his guns, which were carefully stored in a duffel bag, fifty-two times. The fifty-second shot ended his reign of terror – and his life.

Police found notes in his duffel bag, which also led them to Sodini’s massacre journal which was left neatly at his home on his coffee table.

“Why do this? To young girls? Just read below.”

He mentioned that he wanted his writings to be public saying, “the notes in my gym bag can be published freely . . . I will not be embarased (sic), because, well, I will be dead . . . my voice will speak forever!” “Death lives!”

In all actuality he wasn’t an unattractive man, I just think he was a very sick man, who had no self confidence. Women must have been able to sense something was not right with him, because you would think, judging from the above photo, that he wouldn’t have a hard time meeting women.

Terribly sad and tragic.

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Real Life Barbie: Sarah Burge

Spicy — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:06:56 +0000

Real Life Barbie: Sarah Burge [Photo]

Meet Sarah Burge, who likes to be known as a “Real Life Barbie”.

She is one of those crazies who has had a gazillion plastic surgery operations in order to look like the iconic Barbie doll. The thin waist, huge boobs, long blond hair. But really, has she succeeded? I think not! She sure seems to think she has though. Read an excerpt from her site:

From RealLifeBarbie.com:

Next year, Barbie, the most iconic female doll in the world, celebrates her 50th birthday. So too does the glamorous former Playboy Bunny and professional ‘Real Life Barbie’ Sarah Burge. But the similarities don’t end there.

From the length of her hair extensions to the shape of her body, from the clothes she wears to the types of careers she’s pursued, from her pink convertible car to the love of her life, her own real life ‘Ken’, the parallels are striking.

So far, Sarah has spent over £200,000 transforming herself into her alter-ego ‘Real Life Barbie’. She has had procedures on virtually every part of her body, including tummy tuck, buttock implants, boob job and fat transfers. She also spends around £22,000 a year on annual ‘maintenance’. In fact, Sarah is the world’s first International Ambassador for Plastic Surgery, traveling the world as a living advert. ‘Real Life Barbie’ is a star in Japan (the Japanese are the biggest Barbie fans in the world) and has made TV chat show appearances in America and the UK.

She has spent HOW MUCH? To look like THAT?! And check out her “Before” photo…she was beautiful! [Right]

Makes you wonder what happened to people like this whose only way of feeling good about themselves is to cut, snip and inject self-confidence into their bodies.

Bitch needs to take a step back and realize that she does not look like Barbie! If anything, she looks like “Middle Aged, Washed Up Porn Star Barbie”!

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Mary Jo Buttafuoco: “Joey’s a Sociopath!” [VIDEO]

Spicy — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:43:09 +0000

Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of Joey Buttafuoco who was shot in the face point blank by her husband’s teenaged mistress 17-years ago, is speaking out about the ordeal.

“I believed him when he said he had nothing to do with her [Amy Fisher]. He was a very good sociopath and a liar. When I thought about it and looked it up on the internet, and looked at sociopathic tendencies, I said ‘Oh my God.’”

She now believes that Joey is a sociopath. But back in 1992, even after she was shot, she refused to believe that her husband had been having an affair with the “Long Island Lolita”, as Amy was later dubbed by the media. I was 20-years-old at the time and remember thinking, “Is this woman THAT clueless?”

The incident happened after Amy went to Mary Jo & Joey’s home and knocked on the door. When Mary Jo answered, Amy shot her in the face, leaving Mary Jo partially blind in one eye with some facial paralysis.

She served only seven years for the crime and has never shown any remorse. Now she is a porn star who revels in the spotlight.

Joey, on the other hand is remarried and has been in trouble with the law numerous times since the shooting. He’s a real dirtbag. He’s been busted for soliciting a prostitute, insurance fraud and illegal possession of ammunition.

Watch video of Mary Jo Buttafuoco’s Good Morning America interview here.

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Super Bitch

Spicy — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:27:18 +0000

Katie Price, aka Jordan, is upping the smear campaign against her husband, Peter Andre, by hinting that he was not faithful during their marriage.

It’s funny, because she won’t come out and say something, she hints around things, careful to not state outright lies, but instead she plants seeds and watches them grow.

For example, she told Britain’s GMTV morning show yesterday, “‘when you split up with someone you hear things,” after being asked if Peter was unfaithful during their marriage. She also added that she hoped any future partners would be faithful.

Bitch is evil and cold-hearted.

Peter loved her and put up with her princess B.S. for years. He deserves an award. Seriously. You know he never cheated on her..she just wants attention, and is trying to make it look like the marriage fell apart because of him – not because of her getting trashed and partying behind his back.

On the show she planted another evil seed, and this time she used one of her children as a pawn.

She said that her son is asking questions about the couple’s split. “Junior knows something’s up. Like he’ll say stuff like “Where’s Daddy?”, “Daddy doesn’t love you anymore, do you still love Daddy?” You know, things like that.”

I love how she throws the “Daddy doesn’t love you anymore” part. Lying bitch. I highly doubt her son said that. How dare she.

She also accuses her estranged husband of using the children to gain public sympathy. She hinted that he only takes them out to be photographed doing things with them..which is really a low blow. Peter has always been there for his children. For her to say otherwise just goes to show what a gutter rat this woman really is.

She said, “He’s actually doing things for the kids and it’s really nice to see. Whereas me, I’m not doing any like media stuff with the kids because I don’t want to do that, but it’s good to see that Pete’s actually taking the kids out.”

Meanwhile, mommy is out running around with her super tan horse-faced model boy. The one in the photos. They partied in Ibiza and were spotted leaving a hotel together. Now he is one of her campaign goons, traveling with her to help promote her book. You just know she is banging him.

If it were the other way around, she would be crazy suicidal.

So yeah, anyway, I hate this bitch.

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Candy Vigneri Gives Birth in Port-O-Potty, Abandons Baby

Spicy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:21:29 +0000

In today’s ‘WTF News’ Candy Vigneri, a 44-year-old Maryland woman, gave birth to a baby in a portable toilet and left the baby to die in the waste tank.

As if that wasn’t cold enough, she bummed a smoke from a construction worker and sat at a nearby picnic table, contemplating what she had just done.

When a man came along to use the restroom Candy told him, “Don’t go in there, I just had a baby in there.” Obviously freaked out, they guy called 911 immediately. This in turn caused Candy to go to the toilet and retrieve the baby from the toilet’s foul liquid. When paramedics arrived the baby was unresponsive and covered in the blue tank agent. She told police that she didn’t know she was pregnant. (Some defense.)

She was arrested and charged with child abuse and reckless endangerment. She is being held on a $50,000 bond. The baby is now is stable condition and will be in the hands of social services after recovering.

And you thought your mom was a bitch.

[CNN]

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Courtney Love: Anorexic?

Spicy — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:34:16 +0000

Whoa!

Courtney Love is looking pretty anorexic these days, eh? Always the poster child of health, Courtney’s corpse-like coloring and bony extremities make her look worse than when she was admittedly doping.

She still claims to be sober, but with the way she’s always babbling incoherently on her blog it’s obvious that she’s either tweaked out or simply just nucking futz from all the drugs in the past. Or both.

I’m going with the latter.

[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Phil Spector Mugshot! [PHOTO]

Spicy — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:48:58 +0000

Check out Phil Spector’s hot new mugshot taken at the North Kern State Prison near Bakersfield, CA.

He looks super creepy without a wig! Almost like Gollum! And from the side, he looks like a Simpson’s character. Heh.

[Photo: TMZ]

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Octomom Shops with Baby

Spicy — Wed, 06 May 2009 05:17:24 +0000

Nadya Suleman takes one of the octuplets as she shops at kid’s store Nomi in West LA.

Octomom looks like a descendant of the Sleestaks!

[Photograph: Kevin Perkins, PacificCoastNews.com]