Nadya Suleman takes one of the octuplets as she shops at kid’s store Nomi in West LA.

Octomom looks like a descendant of the Sleestaks!

[Photograph: Kevin Perkins, PacificCoastNews.com]

Phil Spector’s mug shot is hot.

Convicted of murder? No way… He looks like such a nice man that I have a hard time believing it…

Heh.

[TMZ]

Nadya Suleman has secretly been negotiating her own reality show, despite saying she would never do so.

Since the birth of her octuplet babies, Suleman, better known as Octomom, has denied that she would ever consider a reality show because it would be exploiting her children. But as it turns out, and not surprisingly so, she has been planning on exploiting her children the whole time.

The show is set to begin production once the eighth child is released from the hospital. No word on what broadcasting company will have rights to the show.

Suleman’s only concern about the show was that the word ‘Octomom’ be banned.

The reality show will be focused around Suleman, her children and, hold on to your seat, her quest for love! Yes, it is going to be a sort of Octomom dating show as well. Can you even believe it? I can’t even imagine the sort of creeps who are going to be interested in starting a relationship with this woman.

So, ok, this might help her babies monetarily, but is it worth it? It just goes to support the idea that Nadya is an attention whore who is only concerned with fame and notoriety. Everything she said about not wanting to exploit her children is crap. Actually, everything this woman says is crap. You can’t believe anything that comes out of her swollen mouth because a week or two later she is doing exactly what she said she wasn’t going to do.

Those poor kids. They will forever be in the spotlight thanks to their mother’s bad decisions. They’ll be like the child stars who grow up to be bank robbers and junkies and steal from their mother. I hope I’m wrong… but I’m just saying.

[AC]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might really be over for good this time.

After more drama Friday night, Samantha Ronson has changed the locks at her residence.  Lindsay had also been staying there since the couple became romantically involved.

Samantha’s family banned Lohan from attending a private party for Charlotte Ronson’s I Heart Ronson clothing line for JCPenney – and they took great measures to ensure she did not get in. Of course she showed up.

Other celebs such as Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton strolled in but Lindsay had to be carted away by 5 bodyguards. She was spotted arriving at the Chateau Marmont with an unidentified man around 2:20 a.m. Saturday morning.

Will the breakup/lockout cause Lohan’s evil twin to reappear? I see Lindsay getting in trouble in the near future. Bring on the wardrobe malfunctions and long trips to the bathroom!

[OK]

Fifteen hospital workers were fired from their jobs at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center after secretly peering at Nadya Suleman’s medical records.

Eight other employees were “significantly” reprimanded.

The hospital’s spokesman, Jim Anderson, said Monday, “Despite the notoriety of this case, to us this person is a patient who deserves the privacy that all our patients get.” He added that he doesn’t believe any information was leaked by the workers.

Hospital employees were reminded of confidentiality laws before Suleman arrived to deliver her eight babies in January.

Octomom’s lawyer, Jeff Czech, says his client won’t be filing charges.

He believes the hospital employees were looking for information about the sperm donor but says that none of that information is listed in her medical records and is being kept perfectly safe. He stated, “She trusts Kaiser and they said they’d look into it. We feel that they’re on top of it and are taking care of it.”

[NYDN]

Ok, so it’s not actually Nick Nolte, but damn, this guy sure resembles him!

He’s like Nick Nolte and Britney Spears’ acid trip love child!

TMZ has spotted him before, out and about on a bicycle, wearing the same mini-skirt and hot pink halter top.

Apparently the latest photo (top) shows him hanging around outside of the dance studio where Olympian Shawn Johnson practices for ‘Dancing with the Stars’. That girl sure knows how to attract them!

[TMZ]

It’s been awhile since I have gotten a truly WTF e-mail, but lo and behold, two popped into my inbox recently. I have to admit, they were rather entertaining!

Some freak sent me a couple of e-mails claiming that Lindsay Lohan is his granddaughter, and was born to a 13-year-old mother. (He later says she was fourteen, but who’s counting?) He says his daughter was forced to have a child who was then sold to the Lohan family.

Cray-zay!

Here’s Email #1, which appears to have been originally written to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger:

GovernorArnold Schwarzenegger
State Capital Building
Sacremento, CA 95814

Re: Ms. Lindsay Lohan

Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:

Please Sir, I need your help. My thirteen year old daughter was forced to have a child, to be sold to the Lohans in 1986. I had no knowledge of this at the time, I had noticed how very much Lindsay looked like her, when the parent trap came out, but I did not find out for sure, from my daughter, that she was her Mother until last Nov. 08! We had been separated for the last eighteen years, just found her last year with people search. I am a Protestant German from PA, her Mother is Irish Catholic, my child was raised by her, the IRA threaten to kill me, in 1974, if I did not allow the new husband to adopt Cindy. I have informed the New York State Attorney Generals office, I think they have put a wire tap on Cindy’s phone, She is too terrified to talk to law enforcement about this matter,however. Cindy and her daughter, Lindsay Lohan, are innocent victims, and need to be protected from harm. I have sent enclosed letter with photo to my grandchild, as you know however, it can be very difficult to contact someone as famous as Her. Any help you can give in this endeavor will be greatly appreciated, my only wish is to see no harm comes to my daughter or my grandchild. God Bless you Sir!

Thank you,

Edward Williams

Enc: Letter to Lindsay Lohan
Phone 610-377-****
E-mail ****@verizon.net

Wow, huh? Well, it doesn’t end there, there’s another one and it’s even crazier. It’s a little longer, so if you want to read it, continue after the cut.

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The non-profit organization Angels in Waiting USA has filed three complaints against Nadya Suleman with Child Protective Services.

The group, who offered ‘OctoMom’ free round-the-clock extended childcare services, was recently fired by Suleman.

Of course Dr. Phil is there amidst the drama, with two special shows airing Wednesday and Thursday this week. It will be a circus for sure as Suleman, attorney Gloria Allred and Angels in Waiting tell their sides of the story.

Angels in Waiting haven’t discussed the specifics of their CPS complaints yet, but plan to do so on Dr. Phil’s show.

Gloria Allred, the pitbull attorney who represents AIW, had this to say about the situation, “I think the real reason that Nadya has not been able to continue with Angels in Waiting may be the fact that not one, but three reports had to be filed with Child Protective Service by Angels in Waiting [who] are mandated reporters under the law.”

As for Suleman, she claims the group was watching her like a hawk, as though their intentions were to deliberately find her at fault for something. She says, “The primary issue was that myself and my nannies felt extremely uncomfortable. I personally felt like a stranger in my own home. The goal was to empower me as a mother, help me, train me. I’m open to that, I want that, I want to do the very best for these premature babies. I wanted them to use their training and knowledge to help guide me. I felt that was never accomplished. I felt as though every time I tried to hold the babies, feed the babies, they would be observing and they were waiting for me to make a mistake.”

Suleman currently employs four nannies and the babies are being supervised by Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Hospital.

[Us]

A 32-year-old teacher in St. Petersburg, FL has been accused of sending pornographic photos of herself to an eighth grade boy.

Christy Lynn Martin has admitted to police that she and the 14-year-old did exchange nude photos to each other via their cell phones. The boy attended the same school where Martin taught, but was not one of her students.

She was booked and released on bond the next day. She has been charged with transmitting pornographic images through an electronic device and transmitting material harmful to a minor.

The police were notified by the boy’s mother who had been told by a relative that her son said he was having a relationship with a teacher.