Naomi Campbell’s sh*tty attitude managed to get her arrested yesterday at Heathrow Airport in London.
The ultra bitch went off on British Airways employees after she was told one of her bags would not make it onto the flight. Although she was assured that her bag would eventually make it back to her, the supermodel was inconsolable and went into a rage.
She was still screaming uncontrollably at staff as she boarded her flight. They grew sick of her sh*t and called police who then boarded the plane. The officers tried to dissolve the situation by calming Campbell, but she wasn’t having it and boy, I guess she really lost it.
She spit on an officer and then started pounding on him with her fists. The police finally got control of the situation and hauled the twat off the plane where she was promptly arrested and taken to a police station, still ranting and raving.
The flight ended up being over an hour and a half late as luggage belonging to Campbell and her entourage were removed from the plane.
As we reported yesterday, Heather Mills was granted a sum nearly totaling $50 million in her divorce settlement with legendary Beatle, Paul McCartney.
What we didn’t know is that Heather dumped a glass of water over the head of Paul’s attorney, Fiona Shackleton, soon after winning the massive sum of money. We should have known something was up by the smirk on her face. And I thought she was beaming purely because of the money. What an idiot I am.
Artists Rendering: Daily Mail
Heather, who was originally asking for nearly $250 million, snickered that the attorney had just been “baptised in court” for making “unpleasant comments“.
Bitch, that’s ASSAULT! I only know this because instead of a courtroom, I did the same thing to a drunk redneck cowboy in a sh*tcan of a bar once. And he did back to me is what that attorney should have done to the one-legged money grubbing leech.
He punched me (yes, closed fisted) smack in the face! And hard. Bitch didn’t knock me down though. However, because I poured a beer over his head first (considered ‘assault’), cops didn’t do anything to him. Yeah, it was a long night and a long time ago. Heh.
Anyhow, that attorney should have ripped off Heathers leg and stuck it up her ass until she was flossing her teeth with her toenails. The nations would have roared with delight.
Instead we get to hear the bitch talk about how she is such a major contributor to charities, how Paul and his people are out to smear her reputation, and whatever other bullsh*t she pulls out of her ass to try and justify her greedy ways.
If you didn’t watch the video of Heather after court yesterday, here it is. Best watched on an empty stomach.
According to Steve-O, the above video was filmed when he was “under the influence of a very dangerous amount of drugs.”
Steve-O’s latest blog will leave you scratching your head.
The Jackass star was admitted to a psychiatric hospital last week after friends forced him to get treatment after spiraling dangerously out of control. He posted the following on his MySpace blog:
Just When You Thought This Week Couldn’t Get Wilder
I have very frequently expressed that I look up, very much, to Ozzy Osbourne, because of the fact that I feel he was “deliberately misunderstood.” I believe that it is endlessly interesting how I perceive the “Price of Darkness” to have “seen the light.” Ozzy’s first album, “Blizzard of Oz” is an absolute masterpiece, in my opinion. If you ask me, all answers to religious questions can be found in the lyrics to the song “I Don’t Know,” from that very album. The insight of Ozzy Osbourne is immeasurable, the way I see it. I, also, strive to be misunderstood.
I have been on a spiritual mission and, gradually, have come to realize that I have a deeper agenda in this life than to make people giggle at my random acts of silliness, such as breaking bones and shoving things up my butt. There is more to me than the act of scrotum-stapling. Believe it or not, the only “A” I got during my brief stint as a student at University of Miami was in Philosophy. The Greek philosophers, Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates, all predated the birth of Jesus Christ by over five hundred years and established that matter does not exist (barring our perception of it) and that we are all nothing more than the imaginations of ourselves. With a proper understanding of this reality, it is possible to imagine dimensions beyond the three in which we feel trapped. Before being committed to the “funny farm” I only contemplated the 4th and 5th dimensions. My idea of the 4th dimension was of a place where Time is not linear and everyone is confronted by the actions of themselves and everyone else-good and bad. In the 4th dimension, I pictured every cheating wife/husband joining in witnessing their infidelity with their spouse, everyone bearing witness to every selfish act ever committed and every selfless act as well. With this in mind, I had pictured the 5th dimension to be something of a “VIP room.” It turns out that there is no such thing as coincidence (”That is for damn sure…” -NLR) and I came to this psychiatric ward to find out (from fellow pescetarian, NLR) that “The Agenda” is “deep.” There are, actually, no less than nine dimensions. Of course, I don’t want to get too heavy with “dimension talk.” For those of you that are interested in hearing from entities that exist in
other dimension, I present you with the word: “Pleiadians.”
For those of you who want to hear a filthy rap song I recorded with Big Regg after I forgot to teach him how to juggle, here you go:
“The Gutter Lane”
http://www.ballbagmedia.com/mp3/GuttaLane.mp3
Also, keep in mind, there is PLENTY more footage from that day (when I woke up behind bars) and it includes another awesome brush with the law that I still can’t believe.
I Love You All,
Steve-O
In another blog posted just before the one above, Steve says that he has destroyed both his mind and body from heavy narcotic use.
“So far, I’ve figured out that I did a great deal of damage to my brain by abusing drugs and, now that they’ve all worn off, I’m facing the consequences.”
It looks like the road ahead will be a long one for Steve.
It’s being reported that Steve-O is currently on suicide watch at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after threatening to kill himself.
He was drug tested before being checked into the Thalians Mental Health Center which specializes in crisis intervention. He was originally put on a 72-hour hold but that has since been extended to 14 days.
A source told Star magazine, “Steve is stabilized on meds at this point. He was also treated for burns on his skin as if he had been putting cigarettes out on his own body.”
A family member says Steve is extremely bipolar and has not been treated for the condition.
“Right now he’s in his extreme mania,” the family member said. “His concerned friends and family are hoping he’ll seek treatment. He doesn’t need jail, he needs therapy. We’re just really hoping that this will be the wake-up call that gets him back to himself.”
Last weekend Steve supposedly e-mailed suicide notes a bunch of people saying he was heartbroken. A female friend and a bodyguard were kind enough to take him to the hospital Sunday, but when they got there Steve freaked out.
“Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one.”
Cocaine and mental health problems do not compliment each other. Steve needs to grow up. He’s been a party boy long for far too long now, it makes me wonder if he will be strong enough to pull his shit together? Or is it too late?
Update: Steve-O has also been charged with felony possession of cocaine stemming from his March 3rd arrest.
A woman named none other than Billie Jean Jackson, I kid you not, was arrested at the Neverland Ranch Monday night.
Billie Jean, 60, was busted for trespassing on the property. She told the security guard at the gate that she was the wife of Michael Jackson and that Neverland was hers too. He sent her away but she continued on down the road, eventually climbing over the fence where she was detained by security. The woman has been arrested in the past numerous times for trespassing at the ranch.
She was promptly taken to the Santa Barbara County Jail where her bail was set at $2,500.
Michael might like the kiddos, but one things for sure, the crackheads love them some Wacko Jacko..
According to OK! magazine, Britney Spears has been stalked recently by a stringy haired weirdo who has sent her packages that contain sex toys and violent sexual notes.
People working for Britney have summoned the help of the FBI.
A source who claims to have seen the packages told OK, “It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week. And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week — always to the same L.A. address, but never to one of Britney’s homes.”
“The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy. Still with the price tag on it.”
Next to the vibrator are two notes. One was hand written, one was computer generated. Both are extremely graphic - both violently and sexually.
“The handwritten one is on note paper and it’s written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch.”
The letters contain violent and frightening sexual scenarios and the crazy freak who wrote them included what may be a photo of himself with the eyes cut out. He is described as “a middle-aged Caucasian male with stringy, greasy hair,” and is squirting a “yellowish liquid” from his mouth.
The source adds that the packages, which have a return address in Minneapolis, Minn. and have the names of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the exterior, have been submitted to the FBI.
