Newly-single Paris Hilton and sister Nicky partied it up last night after Paris dumped meat-head boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

The Hilton women hit West Hollywood’s trendy My House nightclub where Cristiano Ronaldo was also partying. According to some, the two hooked up. Of course they got drunk and made out while he pawed at her.. Same old Paris mumbo jumbo.

At the end of the night (3 a.m.) Cristiano supposedly headed to Nicky’s home – where Paris was staying. Paris’ vagina was lying in wait, I’m sure. It wastes no time. It’s like a parasite that needs it’s host.

[X17 / Photograph: © Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com]