This morning I sit here drinking my coffee and listening to The Adam Corolla Show, as I do every morning, and Danny Bonaduce (a co-host on the show) brings up the now infamous photos that appeared on the internet recently of him dropping his pants and showing his Johnson.

If you recall, heh, his ‘manhood’ looked like a newborn baby’s, only it was accompanied with red hair.

This apparently bothered Danny, the testosterone driven, hot headed, manly man that he is. So he wanted to come out and tell everyone that his dick really isn’t as small as it appears in the pic, but he didn’t want to start any new ‘rumors’, so he left it alone. Until now.

Danny claims it’s merely an unflattering photograph that makes his penis look so tiny. Adam pretty much backed him on this one saying the right pic could make anyone look tiny. Danny also added that he was jumping when the picture was taken, causing his huge balls to ‘head upward’, thus covering his schlong.

Regardless, Danny has been offered by Penthouse magazine to show the world that his penis is bigger than you think. And Danny is most likely going to accept. He seems really keen on doing it, but says some of his people have recommended against, saying it’s a ‘bad career choice’. Adam and the guys are discussing it and I think Adam has convinced Danny to do it.

Happy Tuesday…heh.

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Danny Bonaduce partied at the Erotic Ball in San Francisco last weekend and things got a little crazy. . .of course, wherever Danny is things get nuts!

This time literally.

Danny stripped down to his birthday suit and showed his little Johnny to everyone. And it wasn’t pretty. Perez has got the uncensored version. Click it if you dare..

What did he expect? It’s Danny Bonaduce!

Jonny Fairplay is suing Danny Bonaduce for ‘battery and infliction of emotional distress’ after the incident at the Fox Reality Really Channel Awards.

It all started when Fairplay went on stage to announce the last winner of the night and the audience started booing him. That’s when Bonaduce walked on stage and told Fairplay over the microphone that they were booing him because they hate him. Danny then went to exit the stage and Fairplay jumped on him and started bouncing around as if he were dry humping him. That’s when Danny threw Fairplay over his head and onto his face.

Fairplay lost several teeth and has had to have numerous dental surgeries.

Police declined to press charges, saying Bonaduce was merely protecting himself.

However Fairplay would beg to differ and Tuesday he filed a lawsuit against Bonaduce and FOX reality channel, the show’s producers and even the club where it all went down. He is suing for an undisclosed amount.

Fairplay is claiming that he is suffering “great mental, physical and nervous pain and suffering.”

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Last night, at the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards, Danny Bonaduce kicked the shit out of 2003 Survivor’s Jonny Fairplay (Jon Dalton).

You remember him, the blond curly haired, pompous asshole who deserved a nice little ass whooping? He’s Survivor’s most infamous player, known for lying about his grandmother dying and then swearing on her grave when deceiving someone.

According to Bonaduce, this is what happened. Fairplay was being booed by the crowd rather intensely while on stage. Bonaduce tells his girlfriend that they are booing him because they hate him. Some woman who was involved in the production of the show heard him say that and told Bonaduce to go onstage and tell Fairplay that’s why he is being booed. Ok, right there you should have known it wasn’t going to be a pretty ending. You don’t egg Bonaduce to do something like that, he needs no persuasion!

Anyhow Danny goes up, tell Fairplay everyone hates him, turns to exit the stage and Fairplay jumps on him, attacking him (actually just dry humping him). That’s when Danny grabbed him by the ass and threw him off of him. Ok, mistake number two. Does Jonny not know who Bonaduce is? He picked the wrong guy to mess with! Danny doesn’t lose. Someone might be tougher than him, but not crazier. Bitch will win!

So there you have it. Fairplay busted some of his teeth out and an ambulance came to rescue him. As he’s getting in the vehicle some guy is taunting him yelling, ‘Team Bonaduce’!

And you thought the MTV Music Awards were the crazy ones. Ha!

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*EDIT!

It was revealed on the Adam Carolla Show this morning that Adrianne Curry is saying that she may have been the catalyst in this Fairplay/Bonaduce brawl!

**Read about Adrianne’s side of the story and see a video of the actual incident after the cut!

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Other Danny Bonaduce News:

Danny Bonaduce at the 2007 Really Awards (CSB)

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Danny Bonaduce, best known as ‘Danny Partridge’ on ‘The Partridge Family’ is speaking out against the young Hollywood women who are self-destructing.

Namely Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan.

As you know, Danny himself has battled many demons of alcohol and drug use (as seen on his VH1 reality show, Breaking Bonaduce) and thinks that these women are glamorizing a dangerous lifestyle.

He says that he thinks they are acting as though they are living in the fast lane and seeing who can make it to the finish line first.

Bonaduce also stated that he is worried about Nicole becoming the first in the elite Hollywood group to die.

He said, “I have a picture in my head of Lionel Richie sitting down at the piano playing at his daughter’s funeral.”

Danny’s also sick of Lohan & Richie’s ignorant take on drug use.
“They’re not trying to hide it; it’s like they’re trying to promote it. I don’t think Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan have a disease; I think they have a goal to have a disease.”

If anyone would know, it’s Danny.

Source: ContactMusic

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