Whoa! It’s Rebecca Loos, the former personal assistant of David Beckham’s! And she’s in Los Angeles!

If you recall Loos had an affair with David a few years back while working for him. It was a time when Victoria was spending a lot of time in England while Becks was living in Madrid. Their affair lasted four months and Loos later went public with the details.

So just what is the little home wrecker doing in LA? According to TMZ she’s there to give Hollywood a try. Bitch actually thinks she could become a star.

A porn star maybe..

Two different nannies have voluntarily quit working for David and Victoria Beckham saying their employers were extremely difficult to work for.

Remember Victoria strutting her stuff to the children’s school? It was because she no longer had nannies to do the job for her. Both women claim the Becks treated them like “skivvies”.

A source told News of the World,

“You’d imagine it’s a dream job working for celebrities like that in California. But these two trained professionals said it was a nightmare. They complained Victoria spoke down to them, her mother Jackie bossed them about and they felt like dogsbodies.”

New Zealander Zara, one of the nannies, had been with the Beckhams for over a year. The other, Claire from London, lasted a mere six months.

Another source said,

“Both girls ended up having to cook and clean up for all the family. Victoria and Jackie constantly nagged and ordered them about. Some days they were on the go from 6am to midnight. The pay was OK but they just got sick of it.”

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David Beckham turned down a cameo on The Simpsons because the show made fun of the affair he had with his assistant, Rebecca Loos, in 2004.

During an ‘alternative’ Christmas Speech aired on British TV, Marge Simpson said,

“Our union is as solid as the union between your David and Posh Spice. Oh, he did that? With his assistant? That’s so sad, Ok, moving on.”

Creator Matt Groening says, “Beckham didn’t want to take part, but never mind.”

(Insert Nelson’s Ha-Ha! here)Source

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Rebecca Loos, the skank with the fitting last name, claimed that she and David had a fling in 2004. She spoke with Daily Star newspaper in Britain recently about David.

“There are plenty of gorgeous girls in Los Angeles - I don’t know whether he’s going to be a good boy.”

Loos also spoke of her affair with Beckham, and says if it hadn’t happened, David and Victoria might not be together today.

“In a way they should be glad it happened - it’s made them stronger. They even went on to have another child. Everything happens for a reason, even bad things. I think their marriage is stronger than ever. Victoria’s stuck by David and that’s the main thing.”

“He knew what he was doing when he seduced me. He was married, he stood there and made those marriage vows. David is the only one to blame - not me and not Victoria.”

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