David Hasselhoff drunk in London – Nice pants.

David Hasselhoff’s drunken behavior just keeps getting him in the papers, this time, in London.

Hoff was there for Simon Cowell’s birthday party, but Hoff’s party lasted days.

For starters, a source told The Sun that he was so drunk during his stay that he pissed his hotel bed. They added:

“David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive.”

Maria Weston, 44, a witness to Hoff’s behavior and a guest of the hotel, said the Baywatch star wa foul mouthed and sloppy.

“He was abusing all the staff, shouting at everyone. We were shocked – you’d think he was just some drunk, not a big star.”

After days of him drinking, Hasselhoff’s assistant became worried about him and called a doctor. Staff at the five-star St. Martins Lane Hotel had to contain David in the basement of the hotel because he was so out of control. The doctor who responded to the call, Dr. Paul Ettlinger, ended up getting hit in the face by Hasselhoff who was thrashing and acting out wildly. The incident left a bruise on Ettlinger’s forehead.

From there, the doctor then called an ambulance. Hoff was taken to Capio Nightingale Hospital to dry out. He stayed two nights in a private suite and was released yesterday.

Sad. He just cannot stop. Once he gets rolling the party is ON. And it doesn’t stop until he is physically unable to drink more. If he doesn’t stop soon he is going to die. Don’t be shocked if he does because there is only so much a body can take. Hoff needs some serious help, but he needs to help himself first.

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David Hasselhoff drunk in 2007

David Hasselhoff was admitted to a hospital Sunday night after becoming extremely drunk.

Apparently his daughter was upset by how intoxicated he was and phoned her mom. 911 was then called and David was taken to the hospital. You know, the same old routine in the Hasselhoff household.

Back in 2007 Hasselhoff’s daughter filmed him in a drunken stupor, eating food from a plate on the floor. He has been in and out of rehab numerous times.

C’mon David, get it together. At least while your daughter is living under your roof. It’s very stressfull for children of alcoholics to watch their parents in such a state. A few years back, Hayley, then 14, was hospitalized after cutting herself. It’s obvious that her father’s alcoholism has affected her deeply. A sad situation.

UPDATE: David’s publicist is saying that David was not drunk at all. They claim that he has an ear infection and his equilibreum is off. Yeah riiiiiiiiiiight. Pass the scotch.

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Dr. Drew Pinskey spoke with Parade magazine recently about his upcoming VH1 reality show Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew , but not only did he clue us in on the series, he also discussed Lindsay Lohan and *gasp!* Mary Carey.

Pinskey on the celebrities he treated on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew:

“You’ve got to remember we have a bunch of non-surrendered, unmotivated drug addicts who weren’t seeking treatment. But out of that group, our success rate is better than half. Gary Busey is one who I just talked to and he’s doing really well. American Idol’s Jessica Sierra is out of prison and working. Brigitte Nielsen is doing well. There are so many lives that really were changed by the show.”

But then there is the lovely Mary Carey, who has made her porn comeback in a film titled, “Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw,” a spoof of Dr. Drew’s show. What exactly does he think of this?

“That was insulting, ridiculous, and disrespectful. And Mary’s choices have consequences. I’m not happy about it. And I’m not communicating with her except as somebody who has rendered her medical care. Dealing with addicts, nothing ever surprises me, but it’s sad to see her get sucked back in like that. Hopefully, she’ll get back in the game.”

Speaking of trainwrecks, what does Drew think of wild child Lindsay Lohan, who, since splitting with girlfriend Samantha Ronson, has been partying up a storm?

“I’m convinced that she’ll get sober one day. But I’m afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I’m really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it’s going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she’s going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me.”

And what about David Hasselhoff, who has battled an alcohol addiction for years?

“He’s one of these chronic relapsers. My suspicion is — although I have no direct knowledge whatsoever — that he has no place to hide. Where does he go to meetings? Who does he connect with in sobriety? That’s got to be really tough for him. My sense is he kind of wants to, but it’s never in a very sustained, humble way. Until he finds that somewhere, it’s going to be really tough for him.”

On celebrity addicts:

“What’s overwhelmingly obviously is that circumstances of their life don’t create their trouble. It’s the kind of person they are — so driven to be the celebrity or the super wealthy person. They all come from highly traumatic backgrounds. We were able to prove that. We gave over 200 celebrities narcissistic personality inventories and discovered horrible issues that they were trying to solve through success. When we treat famous people, we always end up talking about their traumatic pasts.”

On his new reality spinoff, Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew:

“This is not about celebrities. It’s probably the most powerful thing I’ve ever done. The sex addicts I’ve treated all were severely traumatized as children. And the level of commitment that these people gave to participate in treatment was really breathtaking because it is one of the most painful treatment processes there is.”

He says don’t expect the show to be explicit.

“We talk very little about sex and more about the horrible traumas that lead to the dysfunction in their relationships, the chaos, the pain and the inability to achieve any kind of stable intimacy. That’s what they all want. That’s what none of them can have.”

What does Drew say is the key to maintaining sobriety?

“If people are willing to do what we tell them to do, they get well. It’s a very, very simple phenomenon. People that are resistant, recalcitrant and not willing to do the work– guess what, they don’t get better. And if we say something like, ‘You need to go to treatment for an extended period of time, six months, 12 months,’ and they do not, they’re not going to get better. They’re going to relapse.”

[Parade.com]

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It’s Hayley Hasselhoff!

Hayley joins a host of celebs at the Crustacean in Beverly Hills for The Bash benefit in aide of the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles.

Monies raised from the event will go towards helping sick teenagers at the hospital.

[Photograph: © Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com]

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David Hasselhoff is such a severe alcoholic that he was admitted to the hospital again this weekend for alcohol poisoning.

On Saturday, Hoff’s 16-year-old daughter, Hayley, found her father on the floor and immediately called her mother, Pamela Bach who lives 10 minutes away. She immediately got in her car and headed over.  In the meantime, the poor girl was terrified and was slapping her father in the face hoping he wouldn’t die. Bach arrived, and picked up her ex-husband and took him to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where he was admitted for alcohol poisoning.

When he arrived he was not in good shape. His breathing was shallow and his blood alcohol registered an amazing .39.

A source said, “He’s recovering. Pam was his bedside till 4a.m. this morning. This is about the 7th time he’s been taken to a hospital over the last few years with alcohol poisoning. How many visits will it take before he dies?”

His poor children. They are the ones who really have to suffer watching their father destroy himself. That’s a lot of pressure to put on a kid. C’mon David. Get it together, for your kid’s sake.

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UPDATE: Apparently the story that RADAR printed was Pamela’s side of the story. TMZ is reporting that the story was exaggerated. So I am left wondering how RADAR came up with David’s alleged BAC (blood alcohol content)?

The story TMZ is telling is that there was a minor tiff at Hasselhoff’s home and David was drunk, but able to walk himself to a car where he was driven to the hospital on his own accord. This does seem to make more sense as Pamela probably could not have dragged David to the car and loaded him in by herself. David was released from the hospital yesterday.

Who’s telling the truth? Who cares. It really doesn’t change anything. David is still a drunkard and Pamela is still a coniving bitch.

So there ya go.

[RO]

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David Hasselhoff relapsed twice in three days earlier this month, suffering from alcohol poisoning.

Hasselhoff checked himself into the Cedars Sinai Medical Center on December 3rd and on December 5th, after apparently suffering from major alcohol poisoning on both occasions.

His daughters and ex-wife Pamela Bach were said to be very upset at his relapse and were infuriated when he refused to let them visit him in the hospital. Hasselhoff received custody of his two daughters earlier this year.

A source told the National Enquirer,

“David was a total mess. He’d urinated on himself. He was drooling and slurring so badly you couldn’t understand a word he said.

He goes into the hospital with alcohol poisoning, comes out and says he’s cured, then does it again. Taylor and Hayley fear their nightmare will end with a call from cops saying: ‘We’ve found your father dead.’“

Source

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“When you are sick you go to the doctor. I went to the doctor. I got better. It was a short time thing and I’m feeling great!”

-David Hasselhoff on his recent relapse

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Hasselhoff in 1979

David Hasselhoff has been hospitalized after suffering a relapse.

Hoff’s publicist confirmed the news and says he is doing fine. She said,

“David had a brief relapse and immediately recognized the importance of addressing it with the assistance of his doctors. He is doing fine and will be back home in the morning.”

Source

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From TMZ-

TMZ has obtained court documents in which David Hasselhoff claims his estranged wife, Pamela Bach, was “intoxicated or on drugs” at their daughter’s sweet 16 party.

In documents filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Hasselhoff says Bach “often wrongly accused me of having affairs in the presence of our children, and to say things like ‘go f-ck . . . . ‘” In the legal papers, Hasselhoff continues, “This was especially true with respect to our daughter’s former nanny, Becky.” Hasselhoff says “Respondent unfairly harbors an irrational obsession and jealous rage toward our nanny, and persists in accusing her of wanting to replace (Bach) as my wife and (Bach) as the mother of our two children.”

And the accusations continue. Hasselhoff says in the documents that Bach “broke into my former residence this past Father’s Day…”

In documents submitted to the court, a lab report concludes that Bach tested positive for cocaine.
And there’s more. In a transcript of a telephone conversation, Pamela makes the following accusations to David: “You’ve abused me, you’ve ____ terrorized me, you have done too many women. You’re psycho man. You’re psycho.” She continues, according to the transcript: “I’m not going to be O.J. Simpson like you say to my friends, I wish (sic) I was O.J., I could kill Nicole. I’m not going to let you kill me.”

TMZ spoke with Bach’s lawyer, Susan Wiesner, who would not comment on the allegations. She did say that the documents in question should have been sealed and that Hasselhoff’’s conduct by disclosing these records “is an intentional effort on this part to besmirch her character and her reputation. Mrs. Hasselhoff could respond to each and every allegation with a litany of allegations that have been filed with the court regarding Mr. Hasselhoff’s alcohol problems and his phone calls, etc., but she doesn’t want to engage in the media in order to protect the children.”

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