Denise Richards told Howard Stern Thursday that she has had 3 boob jobs.

She says that the first two times the doctors made them too large for her frame.

“I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done. I was flat as a board, and I thought ‘Whoa, you can just buy them’ and stupidly had them done!”

She says she felt her boobs were to big so she had them done again. But the second doc did them even bigger.

“The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good, they were a D!” She added that the doctor had assumed she had wanted them bigger “because [she] was an actress.”

That claim seems bizarre to me. Don’t doctors discuss size with patients beforehand? They don’t usually just “assume”. I think Denise is fibbing.

Anyhow, she had them done a third time to make them more natural looking and is now satisfied. But she warns those considering breast augmentation, “I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don’t do it!”

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Denise Richards sings “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” during a recent Chicago Cubs ballgame.

Of course she sucked. As bad as she wants to be, she will never be talented!

Denise Richards teamed up with Funny or Die to make this not very funny video that showcases the annoying actresses funbags.

Even though it is Denise Richards, who I despise, I expected more from this video.

Funny or Die? I choose death, please.

See, karma does exist!

Denise Richard’s crappy ass reality show has been canceled!

The E! channel has decided to pull the plug on the attention whore’s show, It’s Complicated.  (Even the name of the show gets under my skin!)

A source said, “The numbers started out pretty good – just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode.  But the audience has dropped off. ”

Richards sucks as a reality star about as much as she sucks as an actress.

If Denise Richards were a color in the Crayola box of life, she would be . . . wait, what’s the color of puke?

All along, Denise has said that her new reality show, “It’s Complicated”, has been an attempt to tell her side of the story, or “Setting the Record Straight.”

However, multiple people are secretly spilling the beans, telling gossip mongers that Denise is completely out of her mind.

For example, how many times have we heard (over and over) Denise say that she was not the cause of the Heather Locklear/Richie Sambora split, and that she she never even hooked up with him until months after they broke up?

Well, just as we had assumed, it’s all a big fat lie.

“Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while Heather was still married to him,” a source tells the New York Post.

“Heather was such a good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a shoulder to cry on when she and Charlie split up – there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later, not months, Denise starts dating Richie.”

“For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren’t friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that’s just absurd and an outright lie. Denise also claims she’s still friends with Richie – which is not true. He doesn’t speak to her at all.”

Another bizarre claim is that Denise owns dozens of animals – but on the show she claims to only have five dogs, four cats and three pigs. But in reality the numbers are far greater. “Please – she has over 20 dogs, five cats, three pigs and several guinea pigs. Her place is like a zoo. She collects animals.”

Heather’s publicist declined to comment on the matter, but Denise responded (through her rep) to these allegations saying,

“I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It’s such old news. I will say I have 10 dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals? My family loves animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them, so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I have.”

Denise Richards, what a completely annoying, old ass, attention whore!

Geeze! If you watched any of the morning shows yesterday you definitely caught Denise on one of them, because I think she was on them all.

Not surprisingly she managed to make an ass out of herself on every show. The clip above is from The Today Show where Richards is interviewed by Matt Lauer.

At 2:15 into the clip, Denise says the dumbest thing she could possibly say, “You know, he’s the one that’s speaking [to the media].” Matt calls her bulls**t and says back at her, “No, you’re speaking.” Then she tries to backtrack. “I-I..Uh-uh..”

Then there is her appearance on The View and Whoopi opens a can of Whoopi-Ass on the bitch. And once again, Denise tries to justify her reality show and bringing her children into it all.. blah blah.

She really is a terrible actress isn’t she?

In all her interviews she plays the cancer card, (her mother died last year from the disease), trying to get the nation’s sympathy as she has nothing else to offer. She also has the balls to act as though no one else in the world has ever been through that, except her.

Denise reeks of insincerity and narcissism. This bitch wants attention. And money. Period.

Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards rarely see eye-to-eye.

So when Denise announced that she wanted to do a reality show – starring her very young daughters – Charlie tried to stop her from doing so by taking her to court. He lost the case, so Denise is going through with her plans and it is tearing Charlie up.

Charlie does not want his daughters on a television show. He feels the show – and Denise – will exploit them. So he is fighting back. Charlie is asking the public to not watch the upcoming reality show that will be broadcast on E!.

I am wondering who the hell planned on watching it anyway.

Sheen told People magazine, “I think we should all just boycott the damn thing! Issue a mass boycott.”

Regarding the courts siding with Denise in court he said, “The world is upside down sometimes.”

So is your ex-wife’s career.  Me thinks that’s the reason for this whole debacle.

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Denise Richards knows people are shaking their heads at her decision to put her daughters in a new reality show, but that’s not stopping her from going through with it.

The girls’ father, Charlie Sheen, took Richards to court to prevent his children from starring in the show, but a judge ruled in Denise’s favor.

Richard’s wants people to know that her daughters are eager to be a part of it and want to become stars.

Aren’t they like, 3 and 4 years-old? Every kid wants to be on TV at that age. Give me a break. It doesn’t mean they should be..

She says, “I am a single mom and I am very hands-on with my kids so I can’t do a show without the kids at all. I asked them if they wanted to be on TV and Sam said, ‘Yes!’. My girls have been around it so much. They love the make-up. They love the hair. They love all of that. I understand why people are judgmental right away saying, ‘How could she have her kids on the show?’ But as long as they’re protected, I feel that they’ll be OK.”

Denise thinks the show is going to help public perception of her, or she hopes at least.

She says, “There has definitely been a lot of negative things written about me and going through my divorce. You know, I don’t want to do a bunch of interviews and start mud-slinging with my ex. He’s still their dad. I would like an opportunity for people to see who I am.”

I don’t think Denise cares if it’s a good or bad thing for her girls. I think she is more concerned about how she is going to look on the show. I mean c’mon, we all know how ‘real’ reality shows are these days. How real can you be with a camera following your every move? Especially someone who’s trying to repair their reputation..ya dig?

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