If Denise Richards were a color in the Crayola box of life, she would be . . . wait, what’s the color of puke?

All along, Denise has said that her new reality show, “It’s Complicated”, has been an attempt to tell her side of the story, or “Setting the Record Straight.”

However, multiple people are secretly spilling the beans, telling gossip mongers that Denise is completely out of her mind.

For example, how many times have we heard (over and over) Denise say that she was not the cause of the Heather Locklear/Richie Sambora split, and that she she never even hooked up with him until months after they broke up?

Well, just as we had assumed, it’s all a big fat lie.

“Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while Heather was still married to him,” a source tells the New York Post.

“Heather was such a good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a shoulder to cry on when she and Charlie split up - there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later, not months, Denise starts dating Richie.”

“For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren’t friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that’s just absurd and an outright lie. Denise also claims she’s still friends with Richie - which is not true. He doesn’t speak to her at all.”

Another bizarre claim is that Denise owns dozens of animals - but on the show she claims to only have five dogs, four cats and three pigs. But in reality the numbers are far greater. “Please - she has over 20 dogs, five cats, three pigs and several guinea pigs. Her place is like a zoo. She collects animals.”

Heather’s publicist declined to comment on the matter, but Denise responded (through her rep) to these allegations saying,

“I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It’s such old news. I will say I have 10 dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals? My family loves animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them, so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I have.”

Denise Richards, what a completely annoying, old ass, attention whore!

Geeze! If you watched any of the morning shows yesterday you definitely caught Denise on one of them, because I think she was on them all.

Not surprisingly she managed to make an ass out of herself on every show. The clip above is from The Today Show where Richards is interviewed by Matt Lauer.

At 2:15 into the clip, Denise says the dumbest thing she could possibly say, “You know, he’s the one that’s speaking [to the media].” Matt calls her bulls**t and says back at her, “No, you’re speaking.” Then she tries to backtrack. “I-I..Uh-uh..”

Then there is her appearance on The View and Whoopi opens a can of Whoopi-Ass on the bitch. And once again, Denise tries to justify her reality show and bringing her children into it all.. blah blah.

She really is a terrible actress isn’t she?

In all her interviews she plays the cancer card, (her mother died last year from the disease), trying to get the nation’s sympathy as she has nothing else to offer. She also has the balls to act as though no one else in the world has ever been through that, except her.

Denise reeks of insincerity and narcissism. This bitch wants attention. And money. Period.

Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards rarely see eye-to-eye.

So when Denise announced that she wanted to do a reality show - starring her very young daughters - Charlie tried to stop her from doing so by taking her to court. He lost the case, so Denise is going through with her plans and it is tearing Charlie up.

Charlie does not want his daughters on a television show. He feels the show - and Denise - will exploit them. So he is fighting back. Charlie is asking the public to not watch the upcoming reality show that will be broadcast on E!.

I am wondering who the hell planned on watching it anyway.

Sheen told People magazine, “I think we should all just boycott the damn thing! Issue a mass boycott.”

Regarding the courts siding with Denise in court he said, “The world is upside down sometimes.”

So is your ex-wife’s career.  Me thinks that’s the reason for this whole debacle.

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Denise Richards knows people are shaking their heads at her decision to put her daughters in a new reality show, but that’s not stopping her from going through with it.

The girls’ father, Charlie Sheen, took Richards to court to prevent his children from starring in the show, but a judge ruled in Denise’s favor.

Richard’s wants people to know that her daughters are eager to be a part of it and want to become stars.

Aren’t they like, 3 and 4 years-old? Every kid wants to be on TV at that age. Give me a break. It doesn’t mean they should be..

She says, “I am a single mom and I am very hands-on with my kids so I can’t do a show without the kids at all. I asked them if they wanted to be on TV and Sam said, ‘Yes!’. My girls have been around it so much. They love the make-up. They love the hair. They love all of that. I understand why people are judgmental right away saying, ‘How could she have her kids on the show?’ But as long as they’re protected, I feel that they’ll be OK.”

Denise thinks the show is going to help public perception of her, or she hopes at least.

She says, “There has definitely been a lot of negative things written about me and going through my divorce. You know, I don’t want to do a bunch of interviews and start mud-slinging with my ex. He’s still their dad. I would like an opportunity for people to see who I am.”

I don’t think Denise cares if it’s a good or bad thing for her girls. I think she is more concerned about how she is going to look on the show. I mean c’mon, we all know how ‘real’ reality shows are these days. How real can you be with a camera following your every move? Especially someone who’s trying to repair their reputation..ya dig?

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Denise Richards is finally getting the reality show she has so desperately wanted for some time now.

The show will be on E! (suckas!) this summer, and will highlight Denise “as she navigates Hollywood, romance and motherhood following a tumultuous year in the tabloid headlines.”

Richards claims she has been offered her own show in the past, but the timing wasn’t right. Denise feels the reality show will demonstrate to people that she isn’t the person the media has portrayed her to be.

She says, “I think there’s been so many negative things about me in the press…most of it not true. I’ve kept quiet about many, many things, and I find the public believes what they hear. And if they’re only hearing one side, that’s what they’re going to believe. It’s time for people to see what I’m really like.”

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Page Six spoke with Denise Richards recently about her dogs, Richie Sambora and those pesky rumors that she wants to have another child.

It seems Denise’s world is crashing down around her. She’s going through an incredibly ugly divorce, one of the worst in Hollywood’s history, she’s been accused of stealing her best friend’s husband and her mother is dying of cancer.

Whether or not Denise is to blame for some for her problems, one thing is for certain. She’s got a rocky road ahead.

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Tales have come out about this lady, so I wanted to know is she a wacko, or what? One story said she’d asked Charlie, after his engagement to another woman, to give her a third child.

This single mom who rises every day 5 a.m. (she and I spoke at that hour) said,

“Never. I do not want another child. That was to make his girlfriend Brooke jealous, make her think I wanted to get back together. I’m a single mom. I do not want more children.”

We’ve read she has 30 dogs. What about that?

“I have 10. Some were my parents’. I always loved dogs. As a kid I’d bring strays home. I worked for a pet groomer. In our neighborhood people have lots of property and goats and sheep. Animals are good for my girls who then learn to be gentle. And it’s my dogs that help put a smile on my face.”

One more thing needed explaining - the romance with her friend Heather Locklear’s ex-husband, Richie Sambora, who has since been in rehab. Seems she doesn’t exactly pick the right men, right?

“Heather and I had already moved on. Richie and I, both legally separated, were friends. His dad was suffering from lung cancer, so we shared grief. He was kind to my mother. He was good to my kids. Cooked them meals. Made them laugh. He brought back what hadn’t been in my house. Everyone adored him, and we talk all the time. My kids still ask about him.”

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Alec and Kim got nothing on us!

The divorce between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards is at a boil.

The latest are the emails, photographs and accusations of mental abuse brought forth by Denise Richards. And it sounds like she has a good case against him.
Some excerpts from Sheen’s emails to Richards,

“GO cry to your bald mom, you f*cking loser.”

Richards’ mother is receiving chemotherapy for cancer. Nice thing to say huh?

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go f*ck yourself sad jobless pig.”

He obviously says the absolute meanest most heart stabbing comments he can think of. This man is disturbed. Sounds a lot like mental abuse to me.

“You are an evil piece of sh*t. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of sh*t you are. You don’t get a f*cking dime till this is resolved.”

Whatever. I think he is succeeding in telling the world what a prick HE is.

Richards fights back in court. She says in court documents that a photo of Sheen’s “erect penis” is used for his profile on sex sites and she included the photo. (Ha!) Richards claims he sent the pic to at least 30 women. He told one woman, “I’d love to give it to you any time.”

Richards adds that her ex even visited gay sites on the internet. She says she really found it bothersome as the boys looked “underage,” the documents state.

One day Richards decided she would no longer be breastfeeding. Sheen wigged out, punching a headboard and telling her that would make their baby “retarded.”

But that’s not all. Charlie also is being accused of taking a large wedding photo of the couple out to their garage and cutting it in half. He also wrote ‘the dumbest day of my life,’ across it in spray paint.

Sheen released a statement through a rep denying the incidents,

“I will not dignify the majority of these allegations with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane.”

I used to be on Team Sheen, but the more i learn about the f*cker the more I think he is an abusive, egotistical, asshole. And honestly I feel bad for anyone in that situation. I bet he called her ‘pig’ when they were still together. I’m doubting this all just ‘popped up’ afterwards.

Man, it kinda makes me feel bad for some of the sh*t I have said about her in the past. Ok, I’m over it! But I do hope she kicks his ass in court.

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Hugh Hefner and Playboy magazine have offered aging sexpot Pamela Anderson and her dimwitted friend Denise Richards a cool $1 million if they’ll pose together for an issue of the magazine.

The photos would run in the publication’s January 2008 issue. Pamela has adorned the magazine a whopping 12 times (with who knows how many sets of funbags) and Denise only once.

A source told the Globe, “Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.”

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Other Pam & Denise News: 

Denise Richards’ nanny accuses Charlie Sheen of touching his girls  (EW)

Kid Rock says divorcing Pamela Anderson best thing he ever did (SFG) 

Denise Richards is denying claims that she has asked her ex-husband Charlie Sheen for a sperm donation so that she may have another child.

Sheen, who is currently engaged to actress Brooke Mueller, was recently quoted as saying,

“There was a request for a donation. Without getting into it here, there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court.”

“I would sooner, in actually what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon.”

Denise is denying Sheen’s claims saying,

“I don’t want another child right now. I have my hands full.”

Sheen’s response to that?

“She can make every claim in the world. But what she stated in something she wrote would completely and totally defy that.”

I haven’t been the biggest fan of Charlie Sheen’s in years, but I really don’t like Denise Richards.  I have no respect for home wreckers, or women who pork their friends ex-husband’s.  In this case, I tend to believe Charlie and it sounds like he has the proof to back it up.

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According to the National Enquirer..heh.

Heather Locklear still hates her former BFF Denise Richards so much that she fired her daughter Ava’s longtime nanny — because the woman refused to kick Denise’s kids out of a preschool she owns, sources say. 

The nanny, Robin Hasen, had been “like a second mom” to 9-year-old Ava, insiders say. But when Robin wouldn’t kowtow to Heather’s demand to boot Denise’s girls, Heather let her go.

“Denise and Heather’s ex-hubby Richie Sambora may have split up, but that doesn’t mean Heather’s ready to bury the hatchet,” said an insider.

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Well c’mon now, who would be?  Regardless of how and when the two hooked up, Denise fucked up.  She crossed that line and is a fool if she doesn’t understand why everyone can’t stand her.
It’s because you can’t trust the bitch! 
Am I right ladies when I say that once a friend fucks you over, that’s it!  Well, for me and my hard ass it is anyhow.  As my parents used to say..who needs friends like that? 

No wonder women are such bitches to each other!

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