Archive for the ‘Denise Richards’ Category
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That REALLY WAS Lindsay’s twat (IDLYITW)
Claudia Schiffer’s dogs under investigation (Reuters)
An rare appearance of Allegra Beck and Donatella Versace (AllieIsWired)
Penelope and Matthew back together? (BumpShack)
Bob Dylan still got it (MSNBC)Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged (HollyScoop)
Clinton Aides slam 9/11 drama (Guardian)
Jessica Simpson blames publicist and fires him (E!)
Ellen Degeneres to host Oscars (USAToday)
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Celebrity Styling Heads
Remember as a little girl how we loved those wonderful head-on-a-platter styling heads?
We could do their makeup and hair and make them look pretty..even though they had no bodies. Then as we became teenagers we dyed their hair, gave them mohawks and threw them from tall buildings. Well, at least I did.
Here are some modern day ’styling heads’ that I think may have been inspired by celebrities. Here take a look for yourself..
The Star Jones head.
Complete with chest scar and bag of excess skin.
The Denise Richards head.
Comes with a knife so you can stab all of your friends in the back.
The Mischa Barton head.
This head is well equipped with tampons..you know, just in case you wear the ‘white pants’ on the ‘wrong day’!
Ahh..the Paris Hilton head.
Prescribed bottle of penicillin and lazy eye included.
The Janet Jackson head.
Complete with surprised eyes and inflatable cheeks.
And finally the Posh Spice head.
This head comes with a stick to shove up her ass.
Charlie’s Messages to Denise
If you don’t want to take the time to read it all he said, “Fuck you you fucking fuck!”
Charlie Sheen is a Sick Fuck
Denise Richards is alleging that he can’t keep his dick clean.
She is claiming that Charlie not only loves hookers, but that he also visited many websites with underage looking girls AND boys. The shithead Sheen also threatened to kill her her, making her have to hire security guards for a sense of safety. You go Denise, at least you have the brains and sense to get away from the sick bastard…AND expose him.
