It’s kind of creepy. Ali Lohan is like Lindsay a few years ago, and Dina is like Lindsay in, well…about five years from now.

Unbelievable, I know.

Dina Lohan received the Mother of the Year award from Mingling Moms, a Long Island organization who must have known the publicity they would garner from such a stunt. Not that anyone will ever take them seriously after this.

Check out this video of Dina graciously accepting the award that she will probably end up chalking up lines on later..

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After yesterday’s article in the New York Daily News, Michael Lohan wants to clarify what he had to say, as well as tell the world what a piece of work his ex-wife is.

The publication reported that Michael was reopening his divorce case with Dina Lohan because their children had yet to see their ailing grandparents.

His words specifically as published:

“I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them.

“But after I gave her everything she wanted, she made it hard as hell for me to see my children.

“Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven’t seen my children.

“[Dina] told me, ‘It’s up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.’ But she’s made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she’s okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out.

“My father went into heart failure again yesterday - and yet not one of the kids has seen him.”

Ok, didn’t he just say that the kids haven’t seen their grandparents? Well, for some reason Michael changed his tune while talking with OK! magazine.

“To address the article in today’s Daily News, let me say this: Lindsay has nothing to do with me opening my divorce case or any other suits that are being filed against Dina, and Lindsay has been in touch with both my parents.”

“The facts are Dina defrauded me and breached her divorce contract with me, just like she does to so many others. Take a look at her music deals and the money she owes her contractors at her house. Dina uses people, gets what she wants and then turns her back on them or claims the ideas were hers all along. She thinks the law doesn’t apply to her or her family since they always get away with things and use Lindsay’s name to do it.”

Just another way of keeping his name in the papers or what? Gawd, seriously, no wonder Lindsay is so screwed up. Hereditary craziness I tell ya.

Although I am not sure what to think about the kids and whether or not they visited sick grammy, I do believe Michael when he talks mad sh*t about Dina. She just rubs me as a cokehead stagemom who is living her life vicariously through her children, and would love nothing more than to become a star of her own. Even if she has to settle for a reality show.

Speaking of crap-ality shows, Michael also claims that Dina stole his ideas for her upcoming show on E!. He adds that even the title, Living Lohan, was his suggestion.

While speaking with OK! Michael also used the opportunity to expose his wife and her family for being criminals.

“How do you think she got her show and why aren’t her brothers in jail and why are they kept out of sight? Once more, if her show is reality, why aren’t her two brothers, Paul Sullivan, who defrauded 911 Disaster Relief Fund for $1 million and then got caught on a federal wire tap telling witnesses to lie, or how about her brother Matthew Sullivan, who recently got arrested for DWI and drug possession, part of her “SHOW” if they and their families still so much a part of her life!? Reality!! Yeah right!

Well, this time in court, everyone will see and hear the truth. They will see what kind of a person and what values Dina has and instills! That’s “reality” and one which Dina will have to live with!”

Here’s a clip of Danny Bonaduce on Showbiz Tonight giving his two cents on Dina Lohan and her reality show, Britney Spears and child stars in general.

This is about the most sense I have ever heard come out of Danny’s mouth. I’m shocked. I have to say, I agree with most of what he says.

“It was very tastefully done. I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don’t look at them like it’s Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother.”

- Dina Lohan referring to daughter Lindsay’s photo shoot resembling Marilyn Monroe’s ‘The Last Sitting’.

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Filming is set to begin October 30th for Dina Lohan’s new reality show on E!

So far the show is untitled and will star Dina Lohan and Lindsay’s little sister, Ali Lohan.

Dina says the sole purpose of the series is to show people who she really is. If you can believe it, she thinks she’s gotten a bad rap from the media. Not by her own actions of course.

Dina also believes she is a sort of role model for single working mothers, and when she talks about her show you’d think she was Mother of the Year.

“There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I’m setting the record straight. . .It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income.”

“It won’t just be following my family around like other shows. It’ll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. I’m a big supporter of domestic violence charities, so they’ll show that. Then they’ll show [my son] Cody at soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It’ll encompass everything. You’ll see me having five business meetings in the city.”

“We want it just to be real. It’s okay if it’s not as crazy as the tabloids make it.”

Oh, don’t worry Dina. We have a feeling you’ll take of that on your own.

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Rob Schneider has struck back at stage mother, Dina Lohan, after she criticized him for making fun of her daughter on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Schneider told People magazine,

“When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I’ll have an ounce of respect for her.

I don’t care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She’s not a kid.

Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life. I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there’s so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan.

I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She’s very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who’d trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is.”

Rob, thank you for telling it like it is.  Unfortunately the Lohan’s are too dim to think like you/we do. All their problems are blamed on the media and daddy Lohan.  Honestly, I think Dina Lohan is more of a bad influence on her daughter than Michael.

Regardless, Lindsay needs to get it together..but I doubt that will happen until she hits rock bottom.  And for some reason, I don’t think she is there yet.

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The girls at Hollyscoop sent us these juicy tidbits about Lindsay Lohan and what her friends are saying behind her back.

According to a ‘friend’ of Lindsay’s, the actress is nearly out of money. This has her and her mother flipping out. Lindsay has blown through $5 million dollars on drugs, clothing, partying, cars…you name it.

The source adds that Lohan’s drug habit was costing her about $3,500 a week (!) and that over the last few months her dealer fronted her the blow due to Lindsay’s low cash availability. Linds managed to rack up over $30,000 in debt with her supplier. Remember the rumors about Lindsay trying to sell photos to an agency for $30K recently? Hmm..

The source also divulged that Calum Best was the worst thing to happen to Lindsay, saying, “we’re surprised she’s still alive considering how much they ‘partied’ together.”

Lindsay reportedly did cut down her drug use while in rehab, but not entirely. She still did a little on the side.

“She cleaned up her act a little bit in rehab, but she’s the queen of manipulators. She was laughing at the press and gossip columns that thought she was clean.”  But once out of rehab Lindsay was back into the swing of things, Hoover style.

The best part of this story is that the morning of Lohan’s second DUI arrest, Dina Lohan reportedly ran out of her house hysterically screaming and almost had a nervous breakdown. Bitch is such a stage mothe!  Her daughters are her only means of income. Poor, poor Dina. So concerned about her daughter…yeah, right!

I’m sure the stories will only get juicier from here. What goes up, (snoooort!) must come down. Heh.