Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, is still releasing audio tapes of his daughter and ex-wife, Dina Lohan, in varying states of duress.

The latest clip is one of Dina’s, talking (again) about what a mess Lindsay is and how out of control she’s been. Of course Michael Lohan probably got an extra special kick out of releasing this tape because there was little bombshell in it. In it, Dina says that Lindsay could end up like Heather Ledger and mentions that she was dating him at the time of his death

“…and she was dating Heath when she died. I don’t know if you know that, but I know because I would drop her off and they were friends. Very, very close.”

*** LISTEN TO THE AUDIO CLIP HERE ***

I knew Michael Lohan was lying when he said to Lindsay: “I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.”

Gah. You have to feel bad for Lindsay, seriously. She is such a product of her environment. It’s like her parents want the fame that she has. That, and the fact that when their names are in the media, they are getting paid and don’t have to go out and get real jobs.

So Lindsay and Heath were friends. That explains a little, eh? But I doubt they were “dating”. Drugging and sexing, maybe, but I don’t think Heath would date Lindsay. Dina is such a drama queen anyway, I have a feeling she just liked the way it sounded when she said that. Pathetic.

Dina Lohan has a new shoe line

Dina Lohan, the stage-mother from hell, is attempting to strike it rich with her own shoe line.

Shoe-Han.

No, I didn’t come up with that name, she did.

Lohan is holding a press conference at Trump Plaza in New York, Thursday, October 8th (tomorrow) to announce the new shoe line which will make it’s debut by Mother’s Day next year. She has also been crowned the National Spokesmodel for LoveMyShoes.com.

I love this line from the press release:

Other celebrities that have sold millions of shoes include: Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Star Jones, Carlos Santana and more.

Ok, but those ARE celebrities! Dina, a celebrity? Hardly. No one can stand her let alone wear anything with her name on it.

Break a leg, Dina. Seriously.

[Photo: WENN]

Tell me, PLEASE, whose mother comes over to their house at 2:30 AM on a Friday night unless it is a dire emergency!?

Lindsay Lohan’s mother, that’s who!

Dina Lohan arrived at her daughter’s rental home after closing time looking like a coke zombie! The clenched jaw and fists give it away. But oh my gawd, did you LOOK at her hands? Her hands look much older than her 46 years!

So why do you think she was headed to Lindsay’s house at 2:30 AM? Was she bringing party favors?

I promise you, whatever the reason, it wasn’t something she SHOULD be doing!

[Photos: PacificCoastNews.com]

• Nick (Bollea) Hogan has been denied his request (hooray!) to be let out of the jail’s solitary confinement and into general population or house arrest. Nick’s attorneys claim the seclusion is cruel and unusual punishment and that it’s unbearable for him to be in there 16-17 hours a day. We wonder if he’d rather be in a coma 24/7?

• Also in Nick Hogan news, Nick has decided to sue the Florida Sheriff’s department that released the phone calls he made from jail to his mother and father. The lawsuit names privacy rights and is seeking to prevent further tapes from being released. Last time I checked you pretty much lose all your rights when incarcerated. Maybe he should exercise his right to shut the f@*% up! Nick’s attorney says, “Nick only asks that he be treated no differently than the other inmates at the Pinellas County Jail. Instead, the Sheriff’s Office has singled him out by the unprecedented release to the media of his personal calls with his family.”

• Those crazy Lohan’s are at it again. Michael Lohan has reopened the divorce case saying that his ex-wife, Dina Lohan, won’t allow him to see his children. He also accuses her of often showing up to therapy sessions late and/or drunk off her ass. He says she failed to bring the children to 15 of 29 judge-ordered visits with their father. He adds that Dina prioritizes her relationship with her children as such: First, as their manager, Secondly as their friend, and Lastly, as their mother. The two were scheduled to appear in court this morning, with Dina facing “immediate arrest and imprisonment” if she didn’t show.

• Lisa Van Allen, R. Kelly’s former lover, is coming forward with tales of the R&B star’s predatory sex practices. She claims he carried a duffel bag of sex tapes with him no matter where he went. She says she was introduced to the under-aged victim before having a threesome, but once Van Allen began crying Kelly became upset and quit filming saying he couldn’t do anything with the footage. She also claims he tried to retrieve the video from her by offering $250,000. Kelly’s attorneys claim Van Allen stole a $20,000 Rolex from the singer and that she may have set him up in order to extort money.

• Megan Fox admits she has a higher sex drive than most teenage boys! Just what the millions of men around the world wanted to hear. The drop dead gorgeous Transformers star says, “I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.” After that, she should be careful  when she does leave the house!  You can pick your tongue off the ground now, guys..

Dina Lohan and daughter Ali are still out pimpin’ their upcoming reality show, Living Lohan.

Although I can’t stand Dina, I’ll be watching. I love to hate her, I suppose. And Ali, well, I can’t get over how much she reminds me of her sister, except Lindsay looked and seemed a lot younger at 14-years-old than Ali does. Ali is 14 going on 30! At least Lindsay didn’t look 30 until she was like, 17.

Watch the video here.

Oh boy. I can see exactly where this show is headed.

Although Dina Lohan claims the new reality series is for the benefit of her daughter Ali’s career, me thinks it’s going to be purely self-serving.

Dina’s acting skills will be put to the test. Acting like the concerned Mother of the Year that she claims to be. Now we can see where Lindsay gets her (lack of) talent.

It’s kind of creepy. Ali Lohan is like Lindsay a few years ago, and Dina is like Lindsay in, well…about five years from now.

Unbelievable, I know.

Dina Lohan received the Mother of the Year award from Mingling Moms, a Long Island organization who must have known the publicity they would garner from such a stunt. Not that anyone will ever take them seriously after this.

Check out this video of Dina graciously accepting the award that she will probably end up chalking up lines on later..

[TMZ]

After yesterday’s article in the New York Daily News, Michael Lohan wants to clarify what he had to say, as well as tell the world what a piece of work his ex-wife is.

The publication reported that Michael was reopening his divorce case with Dina Lohan because their children had yet to see their ailing grandparents.

His words specifically as published:

“I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them.

“But after I gave her everything she wanted, she made it hard as hell for me to see my children.

“Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven’t seen my children.

“[Dina] told me, ‘It’s up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.’ But she’s made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she’s okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out.

“My father went into heart failure again yesterday – and yet not one of the kids has seen him.”

Ok, didn’t he just say that the kids haven’t seen their grandparents? Well, for some reason Michael changed his tune while talking with OK! magazine.

“To address the article in today’s Daily News, let me say this: Lindsay has nothing to do with me opening my divorce case or any other suits that are being filed against Dina, and Lindsay has been in touch with both my parents.”

“The facts are Dina defrauded me and breached her divorce contract with me, just like she does to so many others. Take a look at her music deals and the money she owes her contractors at her house. Dina uses people, gets what she wants and then turns her back on them or claims the ideas were hers all along. She thinks the law doesn’t apply to her or her family since they always get away with things and use Lindsay’s name to do it.”

Just another way of keeping his name in the papers or what? Gawd, seriously, no wonder Lindsay is so screwed up. Hereditary craziness I tell ya.

Although I am not sure what to think about the kids and whether or not they visited sick grammy, I do believe Michael when he talks mad sh*t about Dina. She just rubs me as a cokehead stagemom who is living her life vicariously through her children, and would love nothing more than to become a star of her own. Even if she has to settle for a reality show.

Speaking of crap-ality shows, Michael also claims that Dina stole his ideas for her upcoming show on E!. He adds that even the title, Living Lohan, was his suggestion.

While speaking with OK! Michael also used the opportunity to expose his wife and her family for being criminals.

“How do you think she got her show and why aren’t her brothers in jail and why are they kept out of sight? Once more, if her show is reality, why aren’t her two brothers, Paul Sullivan, who defrauded 911 Disaster Relief Fund for $1 million and then got caught on a federal wire tap telling witnesses to lie, or how about her brother Matthew Sullivan, who recently got arrested for DWI and drug possession, part of her “SHOW” if they and their families still so much a part of her life!? Reality!! Yeah right!

Well, this time in court, everyone will see and hear the truth. They will see what kind of a person and what values Dina has and instills! That’s “reality” and one which Dina will have to live with!”