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Lindsay Lohan’s Broke and Everyone’s Turning On Her!

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

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The girls at Hollyscoop sent us these juicy tidbits about Lindsay Lohan and what her friends are saying behind her back.

According to a ‘friend’ of Lindsay’s, the actress is nearly out of money. This has her and her mother flipping out. Lindsay has blown through $5 million dollars on drugs, clothing, partying, cars…you name it.

The source adds that Lohan’s drug habit was costing her about $3,500 a week (!) and that over the last few months her dealer fronted her the blow due to Lindsay’s low cash availability. Linds managed to rack up over $30,000 in debt with her supplier. Remember the rumors about Lindsay trying to sell photos to an agency for $30K recently? Hmm..

The source also divulged that Calum Best was the worst thing to happen to Lindsay, saying, “we’re surprised she’s still alive considering how much they ‘partied’ together.”

Lindsay reportedly did cut down her drug use while in rehab, but not entirely. She still did a little on the side.

“She cleaned up her act a little bit in rehab, but she’s the queen of manipulators. She was laughing at the press and gossip columns that thought she was clean.”  But once out of rehab Lindsay was back into the swing of things, Hoover style.

The best part of this story is that the morning of Lohan’s second DUI arrest, Dina Lohan reportedly ran out of her house hysterically screaming and almost had a nervous breakdown. Bitch is such a stage mothe!  Her daughters are her only means of income. Poor, poor Dina. So concerned about her daughter…yeah, right!

I’m sure the stories will only get juicier from here. What goes up, (snoooort!) must come down. Heh.

Dina Lohan Says She ‘Won’t Give Up’ on Lindsay

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

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Lindsay Lohan’s mother couldn’t wait to take the opportunity to talk to the media about her daughter’s drug and legal woes.

Instead of spending time with her daughter or doing something proactive, she chose to talk to The Insider and sob about their high-profile lives and how the paparazzi are all over their case, blah, blah, blah. Gee, if you are so concerned about your privacy, your daughter’s well being, and the media, then please tell me, Dina Lohan, why on earth did you choose to run to the press and air your family’s dirty laundry?

Good lawd, woman. No wonder your daughter’s a mess.

Says Dina, Mother-of-the-Year,

“We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won’t give up – this is my daughter and we love her.”

“I am sick over this. My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our]home. Lindsay is in a safe place, and we are trying to strategically work out our next step.”

I bet you are.

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Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

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Kelly Osbourne never looked so good (POTO)
Lindsay Lohan and her pot belly (DSF)
Conan O’Brien might not be replacing Jay Leno afterall (DL)
Dolce & Gabbana like rough sex (ABH)
Amy Winehouse carves, "I Love Blake" into her stomach during interview (Yeeeah)
Lindsay Lohan started doing cocaine while in the womb..no seriously (CWS)
Britney Spears wants to save her marriage but Kevin Federline’s two brain cells are telling him no (DH)
Best and Worst Hollywood beach bodies! (PB)
John Stamos is nucking futz (TB)
Nicole Kidman, Jack Black and Jennifer Jason Leigh star in a new movie together (GS)
Hollywood boob jobs gone very bad (CityRag)
Speaking of terrible boob jobs..O.M.G.  (JIYH)
Kelly Clarkson’s new website (GW)
Audrey O’day gives a tube of lipgloss blue balls (EBG)
Rosie O’Donnell dresses daughter up to make statement (GH)
Hayden Panettiere is a wild little minx (ND)

Oh, the Drama!

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

That Lohan family is sure whacko.

From TMZ.com:

Michael Lohan got so revved up firing back at Dina Lohan’s people this morning, he had to be restrained by his own lawyers, and TMZ was there to catch the tirade.
After Ty Dux, a security guard for Dina and Lindsay bashed Michael and dashed off in Dina’s SUV following a divorce court hearing, Michael emerged from court, itching for a fight.
Clearly incensed by Dux’s allegations, Michael began to vent, despite the pleadings of his entourage.
But they couldn’t keep DadLo from heating up, and he had some choice words for Dux, accusing him of overcharging Lindsay, among other things. Check out the vitriol.

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Dina didn’t say much did she?  I was surprised.  You know the bitch was dying to get in front of the camera and start blabbing but she actually restrained herself.  Amazing.

Lindsay’s father though..blah blah blah! He should have just kept his trap closed.  He would have come across as being the better man.  But nooo..he had to ruin it by flapping his gums and getting all worked up.  He did turn an interesting shade of red though.  That was fun to watch.

What a moron.  Really.  The whole family are nothing but a bunch of fricking drama queens!  No wonder Lindsay’s in rehab!

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Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Michelle Marsh bikini pics (DSF)
Paris Hilton might get  a staph infection (TB)
Obviously Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo had sex scissor style (CelebWarship)
Another child for the Jolie-Pitts?! (DH)
Jordan, the pregnant princess (HS)
Vanessa Minnillo is a high maintenence bitch who is out of work (DListed)
New UGK & Outkast video (POTP)

Ryan Seacrest’s temper tantrum (ASL)
Mr. Potato Head transformer (BS)
Paris Hilton involved in plot to blow up JFK (AIW)
Michael Madsen and his monkey (ABH)
Take a tour of Paris’ new home (CM)
Dina Lohan to pimp the rest of her kids out on new reality show (GS)
The ‘G-Shot’..sounds scary! (CCS)
Xtina all dolled up in NYC (DS)

Seeing Keira Knightley naked would be like pedophilia (GH)
JLo’s turning Japanese, I really think so (IBBB)
Petra Nemcova side boob (JIYH)
Akon’s a dickhead (ND)
Pitt, Clooney and Damon get immortalized in cement! (PB)
Angelina tells Esquire some family secrets (JJ)
Be Paris Hilton’s jailhouse pen pal (HBW)
CDFA Fashion Awards (YBF)

You Should Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan

Friday, January 19th, 2007

That’s what stage mother, Dina Lohan, thinks.

Here’s a preview of her interview with The Insider.

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Thursday, January 18th, 2007

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Paris Hilton had Britney Spears black balled from the Vienna Opera Ball because, “They unfortunately do not get along anymore.” Britney has been in good spirits however. She was spotted the other day giving a homeless man $300 and then wishing him a happy new year.

Delusional Dina Lohan said this of her daughters entering rehab for drugs and alcohol, “She’s 20 and she’s solid, and she’s doing what she needs to do. I don’t know that many people who are that secure. It’s all about her, and getting back on track. She’s fine — she’s amazingly fine.”
Riiight. She wasn’t fine the night before making the decision to enter rehab..

Nick Lachey has proposed to girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. They are said to marry this spring, possibly in Mexico. Meanwhile ex-wife, Jessica Simpson learns to cook for her boyfriend, John Mayer.

People Magazine is reporting that Marilyn Manson’s new 19 year-old girlfriend wears her hair and makeup like Dita, and that Marilyn is going through some sort of midlife crisis. Me thinks he should be hitting the rehab with good pal Lindsay.

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Lindsay and Dina Lohan: Catfight!

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

It seems both mother and daughter are freaking drama queens.

From TMZ.com-

“The bad blood between Lindsay Lohan and her jailed father Michael is common knowledge-and now it seems Lindsay and her mom Dina may be on the outs. When Lindsay arrived at a swanky Chinese restaurant on Manhattan’s Upper East Side the other night for a birthday celebration for Dina, she was dismayed to find that Dina and her friends were already into their second bottle of Cristal, according to Page Six. Right after the first course arrived, Lindsay and her mom started going at it.
Fellow restaurant patrons Ryan Cabrera, Brandy and Serena Williams, sitting at other tables, were horrified when Lindsay and her mom started hurling curse words at each other. Finally, Lindsay stormed out, telling her mom to “go to hell,” leading Dina to start crying uncontrollably. She proceeded to type furiously on her BlackBerry for 45 minutes, eyewitnesses report, then started throwing fortune cookies at the waiters-and burst into tears again when her birthday cake came out. Lindsay, on the other hand, made her way downtown to a fashion week party for Calvin Klein, where partygoers reported she seemed upset at her mom’s breakdown, though she smiled for TMZ’s cameras on the way out. Dina and Lindsay are often seen out at parties together, but this may signal a new stage in their relationship. Now that Lindsay’s seemingly settled down with the lower-key Harry Morton, perhaps her mom’s own nightcrawling ways are no longer appealing? Of course, Lindsay was seen ending the night at Bungalow 8, so it seems like she’s still up for a good time herself.”

I think Dina was crying because she had to pay the fucking tab. Someone smack that stupid bitch. The part that really pissed me off was her hurling fucking cookies at the waitstaff. Bitch, where are your manners? You can bet the drunken tramp had fried rice with a dash of phlegm that night. Courtesy of the waitstaff. (Or maybe extra special wonton soup?) Heh.


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Dina Lohan is About as Smart as…

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

..Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay’s coat tail riding mother did an interview with ‘Access Hollywood’ and it is set to air tomorrow. (Monday.)
Dina Lohan says that CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, James Robinson’s letter to Lindsay was ‘ridiculous‘. Here are some excerpts from the interview.

“I feel when you are 19 (years old) it is way out of line.”

Bitch, your daughter is 20 now. Nice move on reducing her age by a year to make her appear younger and more vulnerable. Anyhow, she goes on to say..

“Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child, I don’t know him. I can’t judge him. I don’t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl.”

What an ignorant mother. You should be ashamed, Dina Lohan, for making excuses for your daughter instead of teaching her to be responsible for her actions. But then again that might actually take time away from YOUR partying. Hmm?

“Lindsay was in 105F saying, ‘Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint.’ She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can’t breathe.”

Don’t you LOVE how she threw the ‘Mommy‘ in there? Dina Lohan is painting a very lovely picture of ‘Lindsay the Naive Toddler’. Is Dina that dense that she actually thinks people will believe her over the CEO of a production company? Oh yes. She is. Lucky Lindsay…this is where she gets it folks.


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Night of the Living Dead

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

Lindsay looks like a walking zombie!




















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